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Posted: 9/2/2015 3:35:48 PM EDT
About a week or so ago I was visiting a friend in Denver...it was a weeknight, she had work the next morning, so those of us on vacay went out after dinner

the bars were mediocre for a weeknight so we went to a "gentlemen's club" called La Boheme

I had been there roughly 2 years ago and it seemed like not much changed...I have probably been to less than 10 strip clubs so far in my life

everytime, i have roughly the same experience....the bartender is interesting, the scenery is better than a typical bar, and overall i have a good time....but i don't get caught up in the craze

maybe its because i am somewhat cheap....maybe its because i can never get past the "customer service" aspect (fake smile, fake interest, etc)

so I have never spent more than a couple hundred....while i have a friend or two who can get caught up and spend anywhere from $500-$1000 without blinking

Lap dances are fun and all but kind of overpriced and again I don't get lost in the fog...and if i ever have a bachelor party, id rather go shooting than go to a strip club (but i wouldnt mind hiring an in house stripper haha)

so i am just curious how the average GD feels about strip clubs

TL;CR do you like strip clubs? do you spend money? are they fun but not big on your list? is it because I am cheap? or because my brain wont be overcome by the hormones? talk to me goose
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:37:33 PM EDT
I don't like them, they've never held much interest for me, plus I knew too many strippers for them to be appealing. They're all fundamentally broken people, one way or another.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:38:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:38:16 PM EDT
They're creepy. I try to void them at all costs. The whole concept weirds me out.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:39:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2015 3:40:43 PM EDT by SirSqueeboo]
I used to like going, until I always got dragged along so my friend wouldn't "seem pathetic" going alone.  

He wasn't fooling anyone, we all knew he went every Saturday to get a $100 blowjob from "Amber".

Every Say I had to be the good friend and pay a $20 cover and one drink minimum so my friend could get some head.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:39:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DangerJ:
I don't like them, they've never held much interest for me, plus I knew too many strippers for them to be appealing. They're all fundamentally broken people, one way or another.
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Lots of people are fundamentally broken....doesn't mean they aren't interesting/entertaining haha

I am fairly ambivalent towards strip clubs....but i only like strippers when they are on the clock (especially if I am not paying them)
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:40:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:40:25 PM EDT
Liked them when I was younger, now that I'm married and can get laid when I want they don't excite me much.  I also find myself getting cheaper.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:41:28 PM EDT
I've been to a few.

At this point I can't really justify the cost.  Plus I'm married.   She'd probably be ok if she went with me, but past going once in a while for kicks/something new, there's nothing to take me in night after night.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:42:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
I used to like going, until I always got dragged along so my friend wouldn't "seem pathetic" going alone.  

He wasn't fooling anyone, we all knew he went every Saturday to get a $100 blowjob from "Amber".
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haha do we all have that friend?

one of the first strip clubs we went to was in mexico....their corner guy hustling in tourists was entertaining enough that we decided to stop in just to have a drink so hed get credit

my one friend goes for a lap dance....comes back 30min later and needs to borrow money....he later admitted it was for a blowjob

wtf....
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:42:21 PM EDT
Ive only been to a few, and the employees were not at all impressive. AT all.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:42:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2015 3:44:12 PM EDT by 53vortec]
I enjoy 'em.

ETA: I enjoy a nice one. I've found in a lot of parts of the country they're not near as entertaining as the titty bars I was first introduced to in the DFW area.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:43:12 PM EDT
The really expensive ones in Vegas and South Florida are totally worth it.

But I really don't feel like dropping two grand in one night.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:43:13 PM EDT
As long as you're spending money, their all over you. As soon as you stop, they leave.

It's like real life, with a cover charge
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:43:25 PM EDT
I don't care about them, but a lot of my friends are into them.  

The most popular one here just got shut down for drugs and prostitution.

I bet the investigators took their sweet time collecting evidence on that case.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:45:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2015 3:45:26 PM EDT by tombr0]
I like em. A decent strip club is somewhere my group of guys can always convince our wives/girlfriends to come along to since the scenery and atmosphere tends to be pretty good. When it's just the guys, same deal, nobody goes crazy buying lapdances or anything, but it's fun to throw some cash out on stage to get a bit of a show (<$100) sometimes.

Bottom line: If we're gonna be standing around drinking in a club type place, then it might as well be a club with naked chicks to look at.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:45:23 PM EDT
They're okay. I'm married and have no real desire to go to one now, though I'm fairly sure my wife wouldn't care overly much, as she's actually been to one with her previous husband.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:45:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By joker581:
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I have no interest in strip clubs. Too much glitter.

The guys I know that do go to strip clubs, pretty regularly actually, have ZERO problem bringing in regular pussy and are not suckers. I don't get why they enjoy it so much but they do and are not the stereotypical strip club loser.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:46:06 PM EDT
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Fucking glitter  never gets out of your clothes...

EDIT: Beat by 8 seconds!
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:46:07 PM EDT
Holy crap, a couple hundred bucks is you being cheap? I always figured if I went I would try to stay under $50. I guess thats why I havent been....naked girls are cool and all, but not worth that kinda money.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:46:15 PM EDT
The one I went to in Vegas had some talent, but it was my first time being stabbed in the eye by a sharp nipple attached to a rock hard breast implant
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:46:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhiteBearRonin:
About a week or so ago I was visiting a friend in Denver...it was a weeknight, she had work the next morning, so those of us on vacay went out after dinner

the bars were mediocre for a weeknight so we went to a "gentlemen's club" called La Boheme

I had been there roughly 2 years ago and it seemed like not much changed...I have probably been to less than 10 strip clubs so far in my life

everytime, i have roughly the same experience....the bartender is interesting, the scenery is better than a typical bar, and overall i have a good time....but i don't get caught up in the craze

maybe its because i am somewhat cheap....maybe its because i can never get past the "customer service" aspect (fake smile, fake interest, etc)

so I have never spent more than a couple hundred....while i have a friend or two who can get caught up and spend anywhere from $500-$1000 without blinking

Lap dances are fun and all but kind of overpriced and again I don't get lost in the fog...and if i ever have a bachelor party, id rather go shooting than go to a strip club (but i wouldnt mind hiring an in house stripper haha)

so i am just curious how the average GD feels about strip clubs

TL;CR do you like strip clubs? do you spend money? are they fun but not big on your list? is it because I am cheap? or because my brain wont be overcome by the hormones? talk to me goose
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You're cheap and still spend a couple of hundred at a Strip Club? I'd say you like Strip Clubs a lot more than you think.  
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:46:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 53vortec:
I enjoy 'em.

ETA: I enjoy a nice one. I've found in a lot of parts of the country they're not near as entertaining as the titty bars I was first introduced to in the DFW area.
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Oh yea, the quality level of the place plays a big factor.....always searching for the sweet spot of not a dive/shithole but not so classy that I can't get out without spending 3 times what i planned

from lots of stories ive read/heard....strip clubs used to be way cooler/more fun/exponentially more exciting and like most things now, those days are over

Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:47:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2015 3:48:10 PM EDT by 53vortec]
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Originally Posted By optimator:
As long as you're spending money, their all over you. As soon as you stop, they leave.

It's like real life, with a cover charge
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Save your money, BYOB, they wont leave you alone.

(Bring Your Own Broad)
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:47:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By joker581:
Strip clubs are for suckers and guys who don't have any other way to get a woman to touch them.
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*bachelor party exception*
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:48:25 PM EDT
Voted Meh,   I will go with a group for a bachelor party.  But its not really something I long for.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:50:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tombr0:
I like em. A decent strip club is somewhere my group of guys can always convince our wives/girlfriends to come along to since the scenery and atmosphere tends to be pretty good. When it's just the guys, same deal, nobody goes crazy buying lapdances or anything, but it's fun to throw some cash out on stage to get a bit of a show (<$100) sometimes.

Bottom line: If we're gonna be standing around drinking in a club type place, then it might as well be a club with naked chicks to look at.
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that is the value i derive so far.....its more interesting than the average bar with a bunch of randoms standing around or worse bumping into each other

sad to say i have yet to go to a strip club with women in our group....its on the bucket list though....definitely a sign of a keeper if shes down to visit the strip club (and against frequenting the strip club)
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:50:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dash_ISpy:


*bachelor party exception*
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Originally Posted By Dash_ISpy:
Originally Posted By joker581:
Strip clubs are for suckers and guys who don't have any other way to get a woman to touch them.


*bachelor party exception*


This. I've had a HELL of a time at a few places in Vegas and Phoenix on bachelor parties. Sadly, such a good time costs $$$$ and is far from the normal strip club visit for me.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:51:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2015 3:52:54 PM EDT by SirSqueeboo]
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Originally Posted By Caboose314:
The one I went to in Vegas had some talent, but it was my first time being stabbed in the eye by a sharp nipple attached to a rock hard breast implant
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You know you're at a good strip club when one of your contacts gets stuck to her ass.

She tried to return it, I declined.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:52:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PikeSlayer:
They're creepy. I try to void them at all costs. The whole concept weirds me out.
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If I wanted to give an insane woman money with no expectation of sex, I would have gotten married.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:52:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NathanJK:
Holy crap, a couple hundred bucks is you being cheap? I always figured if I went I would try to stay under $50. I guess thats why I havent been....naked girls are cool and all, but not worth that kinda money.
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yea, i dont want to ruin it for you but if you can get in and out for $50 then its probably not worth going


when i say a couple hundred....i mean usually i am out the door under $200....figure at least a quarter of that is my bar bill and 2 or 3 lap dances (which isnt alot of time) is an easy $100

strip club in champaign urbana was cheaper....and for a reason....id rather spend the extra money and not have to see a stripper with a fresh c section scar
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:54:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WhiteBearRonin:


yea, i dont want to ruin it for your but if you can get in and out for $50 then its probably not worth going

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Originally Posted By WhiteBearRonin:
Originally Posted By NathanJK:
Holy crap, a couple hundred bucks is you being cheap? I always figured if I went I would try to stay under $50. I guess thats why I havent been....naked girls are cool and all, but not worth that kinda money.


yea, i dont want to ruin it for your but if you can get in and out for $50 then its probably not worth going



It's cheaper to go to a college bar, hot chicks will recreate cinemax scenes for two shots of tequila.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:54:04 PM EDT
They can be kinda fun in a big group, but on balance, I've never really had all that great of a time in one. Nothing against them, and I'm as far from a prude as they come, they're just not my thing.

Years ago, I found a forum for strippers, and I spent a few hours reading as they talked shop. It kind of killed the whole thing for me.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:55:57 PM EDT
I fell the same way about clip joints that I feel about casinos. Not my scene.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:56:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
I had to be the good friend and pay a $20 cover and one drink minimum so my friend could get some head.
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creepy, but
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:56:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2015 3:57:39 PM EDT by chase45]
what does SJW mean

Ive been to them. Even dropped 200 bucks once.

Not somewhere I frequent, and not a place I like to spend over 20 bucks on
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:56:56 PM EDT
I've honestly never seen the attraction to them.  I was pretty good friends with a beautiful little gal (She danced at nicer

clubs around here when She wasn't working as a Hair Stylist) 20yrs ago who made great $$$ dancing 3 nights a week.



She was just about the best looking Woman I've ever known but the idea of paying $3/beer plus tips to watch Her show me

stuff I was getting for "free" (Not counting the cost of fun trips to the beach...lol) just seemed like a sad waste of time

and $$$.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 3:57:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


It's cheaper to go to a college bar, hot chicks will recreate cinemax scenes for two shots of tequila.
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
Originally Posted By WhiteBearRonin:
Originally Posted By NathanJK:
Holy crap, a couple hundred bucks is you being cheap? I always figured if I went I would try to stay under $50. I guess thats why I havent been....naked girls are cool and all, but not worth that kinda money.


yea, i dont want to ruin it for your but if you can get in and out for $50 then its probably not worth going



It's cheaper to go to a college bar, hot chicks will recreate cinemax scenes for two shots of tequila.


haha, very true....but im getting too old for that shit and i dont live in a college town anymore
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:00:00 PM EDT
They're ok as part of a group thing.  The only one I REALLY liked was a strip bar near Knob Creek - totally nude lap dances for $20 and you could grab, kiss, and lick any damn thing you wanted.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:00:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


You know you're at a good strip club when one of your contacts gets stuck to her ass.

She tried to return it, I declined.
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
Originally Posted By Caboose314:
The one I went to in Vegas had some talent, but it was my first time being stabbed in the eye by a sharp nipple attached to a rock hard breast implant


You know you're at a good strip club when one of your contacts gets stuck to her ass.

She tried to return it, I declined.



Sounds like an oklahoma club..some of those places are no holds barred
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:01:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By KennyW1983:
Ive only been to a few, and the employees were not at all impressive. AT all.
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This.
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what does SJW mean



Ive been to them. Even dropped 200 bucks once.



Not somewhere I frequent, and not a place I like to spend over 20 bucks on
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Social Justice Warrior ("Pajama Boy").



 
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:01:59 PM EDT
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I get more satisfaction spending a couple hundred on ammo. At least I have something to show for it the next morning.
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Social Justice Warrior ("Pajama Boy").
 
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Originally Posted By Treadhead:
Originally Posted By chase45:
what does SJW mean

Ive been to them. Even dropped 200 bucks once.

Not somewhere I frequent, and not a place I like to spend over 20 bucks on
Social Justice Warrior ("Pajama Boy").
 


I get it now
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:02:36 PM EDT
I've been to a couple of strip clubs over the years and had a few lap dances but they aren't my thing. I look at the amount of money it costs to get your rocks off and I think to myself I could buy more ammo or a gun with the amount I spent here.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:03:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By chase45:
what does SJW mean

Ive been to them. Even dropped 200 bucks once.

Not somewhere I frequent, and not a place I like to spend over 20 bucks on
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SJW Social Justice Warrior.  Some secret pillow biter who tries to force people to toe the PC line and force it's morality on others.
Pajama Boy, the perfect description!
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:03:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


You know you're at a good strip club when one of your contacts gets stuck to her ass.

She tried to return it, I declined.
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
Originally Posted By Caboose314:
The one I went to in Vegas had some talent, but it was my first time being stabbed in the eye by a sharp nipple attached to a rock hard breast implant


You know you're at a good strip club when one of your contacts gets stuck to her ass.

She tried to return it, I declined.



What about the other contact? Did she leave that one alone, or scoop it up like the first?   Like this? -->  
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:04:10 PM EDT
I haven't been to one in several years but I've enjoyed them.  They're pretty tame around here.  

Been to a couple bachelor parties with strippers too.  Now they were hoeing.  It wasn't overt but the idea was you keep tipping and they keep doing more.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:05:17 PM EDT
I like them but dont go very often.  Seriously, getting titties rubbed on your face for a fucking dollar is a pretty good deal.




Link Posted: 9/2/2015 4:05:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Allegretto:

If I wanted to give an insane woman money with no expectation of sex, I would have gotten married.
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Originally Posted By PikeSlayer:
They're creepy. I try to void them at all costs. The whole concept weirds me out.

If I wanted to give an insane woman money with no expectation of sex, I would have gotten married.

   
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