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MT, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:57:52 PM EST
I pack orders all day, and see some pretty comical names. A few that stuck:
Paul Fucks Dung Phyle(pronounced Dung Pile) Douglas Phat Evan Williams Stephanie Blows Chastity Beltlock |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:58:24 PM EST
Meet a guy who’s real birth government name was god’s reality way.
I shit you not |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:59:26 PM EST
Malaysia checked me into my hotel the other night. She wasn’t Asian.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:01:28 PM EST
Klymidea
I'm not making that up. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:03:02 PM EST
Tug Dick Todd
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:04:22 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Jodquist: Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself We have an entire Seaman family out here and they're in a massive civil issue right now, so you hear that name ran like once or twice a week |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:06:18 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Fiatlux:  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fiatlux: Originally Posted By Kiltakaze: Wonder Bob is probably my top one Kind of cheating since he had it legally changed to that, but I saved his ass from getting arrested once. Got pulled over and didn't have his DL and the trooper didn't believe his name was last of Bob first of Wonder |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:06:18 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By armoredman: I knew a little annoying shit last name Glasscock. Also knew a guy named Rage. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:10:03 PM EST
I also had a Doctor named Dr. Bonebrake when I'd visit my grandpa in Iowa
https://www.crestonnews.com/2013/06/03/medical-license-reinstated-for-bonebrake/axt7hlg/ |
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WI, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:11:24 PM EST
A very homely girl, named Anita Mann.
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OH, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:13:30 PM EST
Friend of the family, Richard Fortune. He went by Dick Fortune. Always grinned when he introduced himself. Hell of a guy.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:19:14 PM EST
I knew a kid from my hometown named "Vfastv" pronounced Vastav. Oddly enough, he was really fast and would have been able to go to Texas Tech on a scholarship as a running back had he not had lots of off the field problems.
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MO, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:19:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 8:22:41 PM EST by Silver_Jones]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By spartacus2002: years ago there was a Judge in Mecklenburg County, NC named Richard Boner. I am not making this up. I wonder if he knows this local attorney...  We also have this fellow, I'd bet he's a tough bastard.  I've also encountered Fiston Ewaka, Kaschube Doo (he wasn't home, leaving me to wonder where he was...) and Dusty McBee-Wiper. Bill Cosby is the mayor of Bevier, MO, Juan Valdez lives in Marceline and has no upper teeth, Roger Moore is a State Park Ranger at Thousand Hill State Park... I have Tom Riddle's autograph AND Harold Potter's address... |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:20:26 PM EST
Oh I almost forgot. "The Prick" Had legit looking id's first name "The" last name "Prick". I am thinking not his real name... But I higher ed him. He was a good worker. Photo copied his id's and sent them to the office, for them to do with them as they saw fit. He went exempt on his taxes.... and didn't show up for work after about 2 weeks aka day after he got his paycheck, and the day before made some crack about if people come asking, tell them I went North. Seemed like a nice enough guy. My hunch... he's on the run for something.... You run into some odd people working big "boom" construction jobs. My crew on that job was from ALL over the country. Sad part, I missed him, he was one of the "better guys on my crew".....
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FL, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:24:04 PM EST
A nice old lady came to the range once several years ago, first name Hansom.
And a man in his late 50s early 60s, full gray beard, gray sport coat, very polite Southern draw hands me his ID, it says Robert E Lee  I almost pooped myself
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:25:35 PM EST
There's a guy working now at Publix deli in Naples Florida named Clairvoyant.
Guy in Massachusetts case law named Kash Moni Murphy. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:26:29 PM EST
There is a small clan of folks in WV last named Pancake.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:30:51 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Silver_Jones: ...Kaschube Doo (he wasn't home, leaving me to wonder where he was... 
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FL, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:31:51 PM EST
Chris Cross
Candy Cane Lucious (Pronounced Loo-shus) Dickey James Bond |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:34:46 PM EST
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:36:27 PM EST
Color Og ArtsnCrafts Bunderson
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:37:22 PM EST
Thurl Ravenscroft. Comes on every holiday season.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:40:34 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By ManyFacets: better than richard seaman i suppose  the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ManyFacets: Originally Posted By Jodquist: Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself better than richard seaman i suppose the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes. You DO know the Mercedes car was named after a person, right? Shit, so was the Buick. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:43:32 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Paul: I predict 5 people know a la-a Never seen that one, but have seen a boy named Sir, and my cousin's granddaughter's name is Octavia ABCDE. At least it's her middle name. |
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MT, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:43:56 PM EST
Cynnamin Sticka
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:44:30 PM EST
Hugh Nguyen
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:45:04 PM EST
Ben Dover
Young-Hussey as a last name Ellis Island |
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IL, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:52:57 PM EST
Richard Harden.
Called the company to ask for him and the secretary said he goes by Dick |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:53:59 PM EST
I’ve got a second cousin named Rowdy Barefoot.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:54:35 PM EST
Rhodes
Yarrow Kai Frey Wolfe They are all my cousins kids who are now all and have been for some time hippie vegans that moved to Cali and live in an airstream last I heard. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:54:45 PM EST
I posted this photo here years ago and an Arfcomer knows this person.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:58:41 PM EST
Was a woman from just south of me who's name is Marijuana Pepsi, well I should say Dr. Marijuana Pepsi now.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:58:53 PM EST
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:59:29 PM EST
I almost forgot. I worked with a Chinese guy who changed his first name to the "English" name Proton.
Mike |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:02:28 PM EST
Shithead - pronounced sha-thee-ad. A friend ran the juvenile detention center and that kid was known for throwing shit on the walls when he threw tantrums. His momma had some forethought.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:05:27 PM EST
I knew a big, body builder guy in the Navy named Thor. I can't remember his last name. I also knew a black First Class Petty Officer named Roc Dawg Hudson.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:11:20 PM EST
Since "everyday" people with names matching famous people got posted, my dad worked for a big area farmer when I was a kid. The farmer rented land from several landowners in the area.
My dad came home and told me he hauled corn that was grown by Chuck Norris. Drove me to the guy's farm, showed me his mailbox. Charles E. Norris. 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:12:06 PM EST
Real names:
Bitch Ho Ebay Reynolds |
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OH, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:14:49 PM EST
Phat Dong.
Worked at a rental car place in college. Several frat brothers worked at other branches and we would mess with each other with bogus reservations with silly name. This one comes over the computer (circa 1996). I laughed hard. About 10 minutes before closing Mr Phat Dong calls from the airport and needed pickup. I go get him and get back and verified on his international driver’s license that was his name. I don’t think he ever understood why I couldn’t stop chuckling. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:24:22 PM EST
Colonel Corn
Commanding 194th Armored Brigade Ft Knox, KY Late 80s |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:28:31 PM EST
Little Jo Lester
F M L |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:38:31 PM EST
In the mid-90's there was an Account Manager from a vendor that I used to buy from named Golden Glass.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:40:39 PM EST
I never personally met him, this is kind of a "friend of a friend" type story, but I was once told that someone I served with had the last name "Fuchalotz."
Everyone pronounced it "Fuck A Lots," although I doubt that's the actual German pronunciation. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:42:53 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Whamo: I posted this photo here years ago and an Arfcomer knows this person. https://i.imgur.com/AWXLWMt.png I had a professor in college named Adeleke Atowologun. |
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IN, USA
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:43:15 PM EST
Candace "Candy" Box
Ben Dicken Actual people. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:45:24 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Goosemaster: We have a weather girl named Majestic Storm. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:48:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 9:49:26 PM EST by ds3_09]
Two boy brothers named Havoc and Chaos.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:50:31 PM EST
There used to be a beautiful African American gal that worked in our accounting department her name was Congolia Black.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:53:16 PM EST
Omegatron Ozone Washington
No shit. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:59:06 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wcc123: Kid with the name of "Innocent." His mother said she named him that so WHEN the police arrested him he could honestly say "I'm Innocent." When I was in college, one of the guys who made sandwiches at the dining hall had the same name. "I'm Innocent!"
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