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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:59:50 PM EST
Dick Trickle
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Richard "Dick" Wang is the only funny one I deal with on a regular basis.
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Originally Posted By DocGlockster:
I promise these are the names of real people I have dealt with in the past:

Evan Evans
Camaro King

and my all-time, cannot-be-topped favorite:  Candy Beaver.

(I shit you not, that was her name).
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There is an Evan Evans in my area.

In my past I dealt with brothers who’s god given first name were Thunderbolt and Lightning Rod.

There is a female in our area who named her kids KEENG, KWEEN AND PRINZ.
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- Two sisters named Rainbow and Sunshine.

- Guy in high school named Phat Ho.

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I knew a girl in jail whose name is Sunshine House. I liked her name.
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Richard Head
Harry Cox

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The last name Schartner.
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Philip Pino, really
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:16:53 PM EST
Employee named Nnamaka (pronounced Na-ma-ka) Nguanegbo (New-wa-neg-bo)

I know another another named Falac (pronounced Fa-lak)
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:17:11 PM EST
First name Lieutenant. (I never knew his last name).

While going through old family pics, from before I was born, I saw one of my dad on a tractor that he had borrowed from a neighbor. It just had the guys first name, which is the same as mine.  I asked my mom if she needed to tell me anything, but she said no.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:21:00 PM EST
La-a. Pronounced Luh-dash-uh

Nosmoking. Pronounced Naz-muh-king. Parents said a no smoking sign was the first thing they saw after the birth. No kidding.

Both were children.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:22:34 PM EST
My grandfather's name was Golden Basleton Jones, grand ma was Elmyrta Jones , mom was Jaunez Jones.
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Originally Posted By stravis:
La-a. Pronounced Luh-dash-uh

Nosmoking. Pronounced Naz-muh-king. Parents said a no smoking sign was the first thing they saw after the birth. No kidding.

Both were children.
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Nosmo King was also a famous person
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird:

I saw that one on Miami Vice.
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Originally Posted By RIFLEMANIV:
Both females: Placenta and Female....pronounced like tamale.

I saw that one on Miami Vice.
Was it Miami Vice? I also remember the name from a TV show or movie, but am a loss for the name. She was a prostitute. The story was she was like the 9th or 10th kid and the mom ran out of names.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:25:31 PM EST
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Knew a woman long ago named S---- Craps .

And I know a woman right now named M---- Hooker .




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Almost forgot .   A guy named Verily .   His mom claimed he was named after someone in the bible .   As in " Verily , Verily I say unto you ".
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:26:55 PM EST
brother and sister named Noel and Joy Christmas
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Originally Posted By Joker23:
Bich-Nga Nguyen

I was terrified the first time I tried to pronounce it.

Edit to add - it's pronounced very different than what I thought
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@Joker23

Is it pronounced /beek-wa wen/?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:28:33 PM EST
Harry Ballz
Cindi Fuchs
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Myson
Lemonjello
Orangello

I spent a lot of years in the Detroit hood.  Lots of stupid fucking names.
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Lots of not native Indians in my area, so lots.  Manjit is popular.  Then this one a couple days ago.....  how should it be pronounced?Attachment Attached File
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Elihu and Leemor.
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Went to school with a girl named Rhonda Blows.
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:

@Joker23

Is it pronounced /beek-wa wen/?
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Best I can type it is:

bick ngwa ngwin

I have a heck of a time with the ng sound
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:37:04 PM EST
up here in the great white north an Inuit artist was commissioned by the government to create a design for a coin.  his name is Peter Ka-kin Poon.  I'm thinking his parents must have laughed their asses off all the way home from the hospital.  or they were inebriated rather heavily.
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Richard Penix
I bet he didn't let people call him 'Dick' either

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Originally Posted By 556therapy:
Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.

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Close! Knew twin boy and girl when I was young who were named: Sam and Ella... Like the bacteria
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:46:04 PM EST
Not a real name, but when I go to the airport I always try to get them to page Stu Pedaso
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My girlfriend (who is a nurse)  often laughs at a former co-worker from years back who was named Candida.

Candida is vaginal yeast, so imagine a nurse being named vaginal yeast.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:47:18 PM EST
I knew a girl with the last name of Trout and her middle name was Rainbow
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Dr. Harry Beaver, OB-GYN
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Harry C Beaver, III (no I'm not kidding)

Atom Shock
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Originally Posted By Paul:
I predict 5 people know a la-a
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The dash don't be silent.
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P Ness Who would do that to there son.... I have to say, he is a cool great guy with a awesome since of humor.
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Originally Posted By turningfast:
Lots of not native Indians in my area, so lots.  Manjit is popular.  Then this one a couple days ago.....  how should it be pronounced?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/208931/7CBA2793-289C-48F6-965A-CA9DB4C71456_jpe-1778004.JPG
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Pay Pay
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Rainbow
Sacramento
Anything with an apostrophe
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Harry Baals was once Mayor of Ft Wayne, In.  IIRC.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:56:19 PM EST
When I was a kid I had a friend named Dick Talent
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Arab guy I arrested
Aysheit Mapanz ( I sheet my pants) he was a jerk  that tried to resist.
That didn't work out so well for him.
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Tarantula Crustacean Edwards. I don't know what his parents were thinking. Everyone called him Spiderman.
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Chinese-Filipino with a Spanish spelling of Sun-Yen: Suonllen.  Nice guy, good engineer.  I had no problem with name once I understood the origin.  Confused the hell out other Chinese!

My late wife managed restaurants and she had an unfortunate Black girl working for her whose legal first name was Treblinka.  Not sure if parents were Nation of Islam or just ignorant.  She was humiliated and used a nickname.

My dad had a fraternity buddy with the last name Hymen.
Went by Buster, even after college.

Mike
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 5:59:13 PM EST
I've never been a sports fan

I grew up thinking dick butkus was a made up funny name
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:00:51 PM EST
Destiny Head
Shithead pronounced Shi-theeeed
Boogah pronounced boo-ga
Merika yep, not kidding
Harold Sackrider, nickname for Harold is Harry.  Look him up.  48706, named his kid the same as there was a Jr. Too...
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:00:57 PM EST
Kenneth Butt

John Holmes

Royal Highness something. Can't remember his last name, went by R.H.

Richard Head.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:01:48 PM EST
I once had a waiter who's name was spelled and pronounced "Fireass".
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:02:18 PM EST
Knew a girl in college whose first and middle name were Kizzy Joy.  
She was a sweetie.
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Originally Posted By joekizanyu:
Was it Miami Vice? I also remember the name from a TV show or movie, but am a loss for the name. She was a prostitute. The story was she was like the 9th or 10th kid and the mom ran out of names.
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird:
Originally Posted By RIFLEMANIV:
Both females: Placenta and Female....pronounced like tamale.
I saw that one on Miami Vice.
Was it Miami Vice? I also remember the name from a TV show or movie, but am a loss for the name. She was a prostitute. The story was she was like the 9th or 10th kid and the mom ran out of names.

She was one the hookers Gina and Trudy were dealing with, while undercover.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:05:42 PM EST
Oleo Margarine. Nice old gal, that had illiterate parents.

Thomas Maeder (Tomader).Good joe with some seriously twisted parents.

Baham Baham jr. (Pronounced Bay-Ham) The whole inbred bunch in the same room, might have the collective IQ that equaled a turnip.

Austin Austin Jr. (In prison for murder)
Junior Beebee Beebee Jr. (Prison, for double murder)

Sterling Weiner.

Golly Ghee.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:08:19 PM EST
Dr. Bonebrake chiropractor in Kansas




Friends growing up had a Boy Scout leader named Dick Swisher

High School admin named Sharon Butts, I worked in the office and snickered every time I was handed paperwork and told "Put it in Butts box"

Crystal Chanda Lear
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:09:02 PM EST
Jack MeHoff
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