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Easy Flowing Essence and Youme Sohigh are two I know.
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Checked an ID that had "World Peace" as a first and middle name. Thought it was a Mclovin ID at first, but it was a legit ID.
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Join the Hawaii Firearms Coalition dedicated to protecting the right to keep and bear arms through legislation, legal action, and grassroots activism.
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Phil McCracken
I was a juvenile probation officer in Baton Rouge, I heard all kinds of off the wall names. One kid was named Claudaray. His dad was Claude and his mom was Claudette. They had 10 kids all named some derivation of Claude. |
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Marvelous Love
Dick Hertz |
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Nyke Supreme
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You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas!
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I worked with an Indian guy (IT, not casino.....who ironically worked in IT) whose last name was Dikshit. The company made [email protected] his email address.
It didn't take long for the company to realize they made a big mistake. For some strange reason they asked his permission to change it but he blew a gasket. They let him keep it. |
"Live free or Die: Death is not the worst of evils." - Gen. John Stark
"I'm not anti-social, I just haven't found anybody worth talking to......." |
Anita Dick. Jarquavious. Don't remember his last name. Doesn't really need one AFAIC.
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Father's legal first name was Reefer. His son's name was Reefer Jr. and daughter was named Sativa.
They turned out like you would expect ![]() |
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"All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world. So there was only one thing that I could do, ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long "
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I worked with a William W. Williams and a Kristine Krapp.
There was a dentist in San Diego named Dr. Pulley and my mother's lawyer at one time was Peter Beter. |
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
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Throbbing Member. Viagra only made me taller.
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Originally Posted By Bubbatheredneck: Ran across a army doc at Bragg years ago. MAJ DelDo. View Quote That reminds me of another one. A co-worker dated an active duty officer who was getting ready to deploy to Iraq. I never found out the guy's first name, but if you referred to him by rank and last name you got: Major Wood. (Probably not that unusual, but still awkward). ![]() |
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"If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences."--W.I. Thomas |
I raced 1/24 slot cars with a guy named Ken Dahl in the 80's.
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Takeshita. Yes, it is spelled "Take shit a". Also met a woman once who was named David. She was an older lady, and said it was a family name.
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Stuff I learned from A-Team: 1)Always pity da fool 2)Carry wire cutters (you may need to defuse a bomb or start a car) 3)Never trust a crazy fool 4)Carry grenade launcher/machine guns in the van 5)Know how to weld 6)Love It When A Plan Comes Together
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Throbbing Member. Viagra only made me taller.
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"If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences."--W.I. Thomas |
My mom, dad, siblings, and my wife all have middle names that rhyme with our last name. All except me. I feel kinda left out.
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Neighbor named Dick Weed.
Guy across the hall in college named Dickie Ball. High school classmates Candy Caine and Sandy Claus. UL committee member named Mr. Stillhard. |
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I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
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No last names, but first names...
Gunner General |
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My coworker attended a meet and greet at her kids daycare. At this event everyone had nametags..
First little girl she encountered. ShuhTheed, (spelled SHITHEAD) The second Oranshello (Spelled OrangeJello) |
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Oh.. and lets not forget the Chinese fighter pilot that hit our spy plane...
Wong Wai |
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Nancy Greathead.
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Marijuana Pepsi-Cola Jackson
Smart gal, look her up... |
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My folks told me of a car dealership in Metairie, LA called Dick Bone Ford. Always got a chuckle outta that one.
Checked it today and sure enough...a legit dealership dynasty Dick Bohn Ford..LOL |
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In South Africa I met a happy birthday and fighter cop. These were first names.
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Originally Posted By ManyFacets: better than richard seaman i suppose ![]() the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes. View Quote In the 1890's, Emil Jellinek bought controlling stock of the Daimler corporation, and pushed Daimler to pursue a more powerful engine for racing sports. In 1900, the Daimler corporation release a then vry powerful 35 hp, 4 cylinder engine vehicle. That car was named after Emil's daughter Mercedes Jellinek. |
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I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
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Springfield Illinois man changed name to Bubba Bubba Bubba.......
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I went to school with Harold Wang, worked with a guy named Pussaye, and lived next door to Kermit.
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I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
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Throbbing Member. Viagra only made me taller.
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There was an old guy who used to visit my favorite bar in the 1990's. His name was actually Edgar Allen Poe.
He's buried in the cemetery near that same bar. The bar is out of business, but it's my understanding that they can't keep a headstone on his grave because it keeps getting stolen. |
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Had a customer one time Klassy Bush
Had another one named Tashawana Johnson. |
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I don’t recall off the top of my head regarding the actual spelling, but when his name was pronounced it sounded like “So Fat Pantsoon Torn”
There was the Taj Ma Hall, a Johnny Bravo, Benjamin Gay and of course Richard Skinner. They were all encountered on traffic stops. |
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Just all the Filipino nurses I keep running into name Conception.
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I went to high school with a girl named Christal Clear. Worked with a guy named George Swallows.
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Harry Grothe
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"shall not be infringed"
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Puerto Rican chick named Pebbles.
Not even going to get into black names. |
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Bich-Nga Nguyen
I was terrified the first time I tried to pronounce it. Edit to add - it's pronounced very different than what I thought ![]() |
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Dick Shooter. Was a "streamline consultant" some 30 years ago. Glorified hatchet man..
Jizzy Goo, contact at a food processing client we had. |
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Richard Soars. He hated being called "Dick".
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You're built like a car You got a hubcap Diamond star halo You're built like a car Oh yeah
BeefSwellington is already taken, and I'm pissed I didn't think of it first. -Subnet- |
I know a woman with a first name of Taylor, who married a guy whose last name is Taylor.
She is now Taylor Taylor |
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non compos mentis
NorCal_LEO Callsign "Detox" |
Oh,hell....I just remembered.When I was a kid the County truant officer was "Mary Will Ketchum".
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Endowment Member NRA,Life Member 2nd Amendment Foundation,NRA certified Personal Protection and Basic Pistol Instructor.
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"Burn" My first name
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1Andy2: it's just a question of if we decide to stop throwing coal in the furnace and lean on the brakes or if we're going to blow the boiler up getting to Full Retard'sville.
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Maj. Dick Pounder
We went to Moron AB @ Christmas time he intro'd himself and said his name was Richard but since its the holidays you can call me "Dick" I looked around to see if I was the only one thinking this was hilarious. Only 1 other person I saw got it. |
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A good one one that I remember from school was a girl named Misty Rainy Fogg. Supposedly her parents were hippies as well.
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Best buddy`s nephew named their kid Gotham Strait. Nephew amd wife love batman and george strait.
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Crennulated, for her pleasure...
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There’s a guy in my town named Soda Popp .
https://www.ozarkian.com/an-afternoon-with-the-popps-a-symphony-of-sights-and-sounds/ |
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In a truly free country, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms would be the name of a convenience store, not a federal agency
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My granddads name was Dick Johnson, as a warrant officer, he let Chesty dance with my grandmother at the Marine Corp ball after they came home from Korea.
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I know of two brothers Aamad and amaad... not sure wtf the parents were thinking
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Friend of my wife named their girl Abcde. Ab ce de.
Kamala is weird too. Sounds like some type of an Indian burrito or maybe a wrapped turd. |
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Phuoc Diep
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Long Live the United States, and Success to the Marines!
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