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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:54:28 PM EST
i worked with a guy whose last name was "Merry".His wifes name was Mary....................Mary Merry.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:54:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By midcap:
@ARS24-7

I know you got some good ones
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Lol, this ones gonna have to wait till I get home.
I’ll dig up the old family tree.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:55:36 PM EST
Shelby Fast (she was a knockout too , and that is her given name)

Richard Head , went to school with him.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:55:42 PM EST
LaMoronica.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:57:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:05:08 PM EST by spartacus2002]
years ago there was a Judge in Mecklenburg County, NC named Richard Boner.

 I am not making this up.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:58:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 556therapy:
Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.

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I know black twins that everyone calls blackie and butter. Their mom started it when they were kids, since one was dark and one was lighter.

That's how their names were announced on the high school football field, and they were good, so you heard about blackie and butter all the time.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:58:04 PM EST
Tijuana Chevette.

In my moms first grade class.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:58:17 PM EST
Black dude.... cash register

Black chick.... marijuana ball

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:58:59 PM EST
Bobby Bob
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 3:59:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:00:57 PM EST by liquidflesh1349]
Knew a girl first name was Pepsi.

Also my buddies kid goes to school with a Notorious.

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:00:14 PM EST
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Bobby Bob
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When I worked at the prison there was a Native American inmate named Michael Mike.

Come to think of it there were other Native Americans with unusual names, but I can't think of them right now.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:00:54 PM EST
I’m in recruiting. I’ve forgotten more funny names than y’all will ever hear.

Tornado jones and Shweta dikshit come to mind
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:01:37 PM EST
Hulk Smash
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:02:50 PM EST
Anabi Shit

Checkout clerk at Cirkle K on HWY 20 in Cumming, GA.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:03:02 PM EST
First name Tajma last name Hall. She was in one of the classes I TA’d for in College. We teased her everyday and she was a good sport. I think she’s a news reporter now.

Some other guy I met had the first name of Castle.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:03:16 PM EST
Pornrat

First name, female, I think from Thailand?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:03:30 PM EST
My brother went to school with a guy named Wade Wacker.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:04:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:06:51 PM EST by Seastate]
Wife used to know a girl last name Dipshit. She could not get on Facebook with that name so she uses Dixsit or something close. Knew a Richard Ryder in the navy.

Lots of old weird names from the pharmacy in high school and later on as a nurse. Indian folks would get pissy when you couldn't fit seventeen letters in the space designed for seven on the assignment board.

My cousin is now Ruth Ruth after she got married.

Linux and Unix went to ES with my kids.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:05:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:06:59 PM EST by Glck1911]
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Originally Posted By NickSaban11:
I’m in recruiting. I’ve forgotten more funny names than y’all will ever hear.

Tornado jones and Shweta dikshit come to mind
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I read this entire thread with some "wows" and "who would do that?s".

Then I got to this and I now have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

Also, username plus profession checks out.


Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:05:32 PM EST
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Right out of law school I prosecuted traffic and ordinance violations in one of the midwest's premier shitholes. Lots of fantastic names came through there.

My Favorite: Clantavious (first name) middle and last were great too, but im not going to post them
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:06:36 PM EST
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I predict 5 people know a la-a
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GET IT, IT'S LIKE LEMON JELLO!!
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:07:04 PM EST
Foreign names are often weird to us.

Malagasy (from Madagascar) names are stupid long. I can only imagine what government forms look like - I assume the first page is for name.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:07:57 PM EST
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As a teacher, I see a LOT.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:08:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:16:31 PM EST by WayneD]
Turbo Wang
David Davis
Beverly Gail Young (guys name)
General Jackson Lane
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:09:38 PM EST
There is a local realtor named Neda Cox,
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:09:53 PM EST
I had a female customer whose first name was Dorcas. I always just called her Miss (last name)...

Had another female customer whose first name was Michael and thankfully she had a sense of humor about it!
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:10:30 PM EST
There was a Mexican fireman that had twins, he named them Jose and Hose B.

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:10:57 PM EST
lady named Nancy down the street when I was a kid married a guy whose last name was Dancy.  She became Nancy Dancy.  The 70s were a strange time.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:11:59 PM EST
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Percival Cocksworth

Richard Bone
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April May, Richard Head, Thomas Thomas
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:12:41 PM EST
The following are all true, and verified by me.  I collected these over several years in my profession.  



Dr. Jeffrey Dahmer

Dr. Jack Goff

Amanda Love

Marsha Death Rage

Kum Suk Tro-Jahn

Peter Two Two

Jan World Turner

Laiad Doody

Joyce Holden Woody

Popcorn

Gypsia Loser

John Bland

Zinaiada Livshits

Santa Clause

Angela Wanker

Angelique Colon-Pagan

Dr. Wang - (urologist)

Unknown Rabbit

K O The Silverwoo

Mike Colon

Kum White
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:13:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By scrambler28:
There was a Mexican fireman that had twins, he named them Jose and Hose B.

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Fucked that up, didn't you?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:15:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:16:20 PM EST by spartacus2002]
Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck, PhD.

it's actually an amazing story. I heard about her name probably 20 years ago, always wondered how she'd overcome it.  And she has.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:16:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NotFrickinAround:
The following are all true, and verified by me.  I collected these over several years in my profession.  



Dr. Jeffrey Dahmer

Dr. Jack Goff

Amanda Love

Marsha Death Rage

Kum Suk Tro-Jahn

Peter Two Two

Jan World Turner

Laiad Doody

Joyce Holden Woody

Popcorn

Gypsia Loser

John Bland

Zinaiada Livshits

Santa Clause

Angela Wanker

Angelique Colon-Pagan

Dr. Wang - (urologist)

Unknown Rabbit

K O The Silverwoo

Mike Colon

Kum White
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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:17:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 556therapy:
Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.

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Thats about as believable as 98% of the other names in this thread.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:17:43 PM EST
Richard Head
Harry Bush
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:17:51 PM EST
In the U.S. -A woman named “Urene” and Black guy whose legal name was “Niga” (pronounced nI-Ja)and a child named “Cipro” (it was an early 2000s thing).

In other parts of the World names that were just strange to westerners.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:18:18 PM EST
Kristoffer.


15 years later still bothers me how that guy spelled his fucking name.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:19:16 PM EST
Flavia Vaglicka
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:19:40 PM EST
A gal named Nova, and a guy named Stoney. Neither as dumb\odd as mine.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:20:20 PM EST
Mike Hunt
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:20:46 PM EST
About 15 years ago, I had a client with the legal first name of 5/8.

His father served in the Korean war.  Best buddy was a peacetime math teacher, so he got the nickname "5/8".

His father named his son after his Army buddy.  
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:21:13 PM EST
Caoimhe (pronounced Keeva)

And this guy:
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:21:28 PM EST
... once knew a guy named, Noise
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:22:35 PM EST
Went to summer camp with a Vietnamese kid named Au Dang. Pronounced Oh Dang.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:22:52 PM EST
I met a cute girl named Honey Daily. Said her parents were hippies.

Also knew an obstetrician, Dr Buggy. His business card had a baby buggy on it.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:24:33 PM EST
This poor woman that worked in a Sprint store years ago.

Rita Book.

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:24:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 4:31:26 PM EST by SnowboundinNH]
I enlisted with a guy named Raymond Raymond Raymond III (yes...he was the third).

The mayor of Fontana, CA is Aquanetta Warren.

I dated girl named Grainne (pronounced Granya). This one isn't so much weird as it's a traditional Irish name, but always stuck with me.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 4:24:59 PM EST
Fuck I wish I could recall all the jacked up names I’ve seen over the years. Being a third shift patrolman puts you in contact with some serious contenders LOL but that’s been 20 years ago so to me they are lost to the ages
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