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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:54:28 PM EDT
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i worked with a guy whose last name was "Merry".His wifes name was Mary....................Mary Merry.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:54:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @ARS24-7 I know you got some good ones  Lol, this ones gonna have to wait till I get home. I’ll dig up the old family tree. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:55:36 PM EDT
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Shelby Fast (she was a knockout too , and that is her given name)
Richard Head , went to school with him. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:55:42 PM EDT
[#4]
LaMoronica.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:57:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:58:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello. I know black twins that everyone calls blackie and butter. Their mom started it when they were kids, since one was dark and one was lighter. That's how their names were announced on the high school football field, and they were good, so you heard about blackie and butter all the time. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:58:04 PM EDT
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Tijuana Chevette.
In my moms first grade class. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:58:17 PM EDT
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Black dude.... cash register
Black chick.... marijuana ball |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:58:59 PM EDT
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Bobby Bob
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:59:28 PM EDT
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Knew a girl first name was Pepsi.
Also my buddies kid goes to school with a Notorious. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:00:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bobby Bob When I worked at the prison there was a Native American inmate named Michael Mike. Come to think of it there were other Native Americans with unusual names, but I can't think of them right now. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:00:54 PM EDT
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I’m in recruiting. I’ve forgotten more funny names than y’all will ever hear.
Tornado jones and Shweta dikshit come to mind |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:01:37 PM EDT
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Hulk Smash
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:02:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Anabi Shit
Checkout clerk at Cirkle K on HWY 20 in Cumming, GA. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:03:02 PM EDT
[#15]
First name Tajma last name Hall. She was in one of the classes I TA’d for in College. We teased her everyday and she was a good sport. I think she’s a news reporter now.
Some other guy I met had the first name of Castle. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:03:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Pornrat
First name, female, I think from Thailand? |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:03:30 PM EDT
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My brother went to school with a guy named Wade Wacker.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:04:24 PM EDT
[#18]
Wife used to know a girl last name Dipshit. She could not get on Facebook with that name so she uses Dixsit or something close. Knew a Richard Ryder in the navy.
Lots of old weird names from the pharmacy in high school and later on as a nurse. Indian folks would get pissy when you couldn't fit seventeen letters in the space designed for seven on the assignment board. My cousin is now Ruth Ruth after she got married. Linux and Unix went to ES with my kids. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:05:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m in recruiting. I’ve forgotten more funny names than y’all will ever hear. Tornado jones and Shweta dikshit come to mind I read this entire thread with some "wows" and "who would do that?s". Then I got to this and I now have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Also, username plus profession checks out. 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:05:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:06:22 PM EDT
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Right out of law school I prosecuted traffic and ordinance violations in one of the midwest's premier shitholes. Lots of fantastic names came through there.
My Favorite: Clantavious (first name) middle and last were great too, but im not going to post them |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:06:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I predict 5 people know a la-a  GET IT, IT'S LIKE LEMON JELLO!! |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:07:04 PM EDT
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Foreign names are often weird to us.
Malagasy (from Madagascar) names are stupid long. I can only imagine what government forms look like - I assume the first page is for name. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:07:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryAs a teacher, I see a LOT. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:08:16 PM EDT
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Turbo Wang
David Davis Beverly Gail Young (guys name) General Jackson Lane |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:09:38 PM EDT
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There is a local realtor named Neda Cox,
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:09:53 PM EDT
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I had a female customer whose first name was Dorcas. I always just called her Miss (last name)...
Had another female customer whose first name was Michael and thankfully she had a sense of humor about it! |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:10:30 PM EDT
[#28]
There was a Mexican fireman that had twins, he named them Jose and Hose B.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:10:57 PM EDT
[#29]
lady named Nancy down the street when I was a kid married a guy whose last name was Dancy. She became Nancy Dancy. The 70s were a strange time.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:11:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:12:18 PM EDT
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April May, Richard Head, Thomas Thomas
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:12:41 PM EDT
[#32]
The following are all true, and verified by me. I collected these over several years in my profession.
Dr. Jeffrey Dahmer Dr. Jack Goff Amanda Love Marsha Death Rage Kum Suk Tro-Jahn Peter Two Two Jan World Turner Laiad Doody Joyce Holden Woody Popcorn Gypsia Loser John Bland Zinaiada Livshits Santa Clause Angela Wanker Angelique Colon-Pagan Dr. Wang - (urologist) Unknown Rabbit K O The Silverwoo Mike Colon Kum White |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:13:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a Mexican fireman that had twins, he named them Jose and Hose B. Fucked that up, didn't you? |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:15:52 PM EDT
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Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck, PhD.
it's actually an amazing story. I heard about her name probably 20 years ago, always wondered how she'd overcome it. And she has. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:16:00 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The following are all true, and verified by me. I collected these over several years in my profession. Dr. Jeffrey Dahmer Dr. Jack Goff Amanda Love Marsha Death Rage Kum Suk Tro-Jahn Peter Two Two Jan World Turner Laiad Doody Joyce Holden Woody Popcorn Gypsia Loser John Bland Zinaiada Livshits Santa Clause Angela Wanker Angelique Colon-Pagan Dr. Wang - (urologist) Unknown Rabbit K O The Silverwoo Mike Colon Kum White
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:17:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello. Thats about as believable as 98% of the other names in this thread. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:17:43 PM EDT
[#37]
Richard Head
Harry Bush |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:17:51 PM EDT
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In the U.S. -A woman named “Urene” and Black guy whose legal name was “Niga” (pronounced nI-Ja)and a child named “Cipro” (it was an early 2000s thing).
In other parts of the World names that were just strange to westerners. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:18:18 PM EDT
[#39]
Kristoffer.
15 years later still bothers me how that guy spelled his fucking name. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:19:16 PM EDT
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Flavia Vaglicka
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:19:40 PM EDT
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A gal named Nova, and a guy named Stoney. Neither as dumb\odd as mine.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:20:20 PM EDT
[#42]
Mike Hunt
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:20:46 PM EDT
[#43]
About 15 years ago, I had a client with the legal first name of 5/8.
His father served in the Korean war. Best buddy was a peacetime math teacher, so he got the nickname "5/8". His father named his son after his Army buddy. 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:21:13 PM EDT
[#44]
Caoimhe (pronounced Keeva)
And this guy: 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:21:28 PM EDT
[#45]
... once knew a guy named, Noise
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:22:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Went to summer camp with a Vietnamese kid named Au Dang. Pronounced Oh Dang.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:22:52 PM EDT
[#47]
I met a cute girl named Honey Daily. Said her parents were hippies.
Also knew an obstetrician, Dr Buggy. His business card had a baby buggy on it. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:24:33 PM EDT
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This poor woman that worked in a Sprint store years ago.
Rita Book. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:24:48 PM EDT
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I enlisted with a guy named Raymond Raymond Raymond III (yes...he was the third).
The mayor of Fontana, CA is Aquanetta Warren. I dated girl named Grainne (pronounced Granya). This one isn't so much weird as it's a traditional Irish name, but always stuck with me. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:24:59 PM EDT
[#50]
Fuck I wish I could recall all the jacked up names I’ve seen over the years. Being a third shift patrolman puts you in contact with some serious contenders LOL but that’s been 20 years ago so to me they are lost to the ages
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