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Posted: 9/20/2009 11:15:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 11:21:29 PM EST by --bullseye--]
Well, in hindsight I probably should have just ignored them...but like an idiot, I answered it.

Here's the story:

It was about 0230 (probably a little after) here. I was just getting ready to go to bed. I'm in college and share a house with two other college students. Someone started ringing my doorbell. I wasn't 100% sure if one of my roommates was even home right now, so I thought he might have been locked out. Normally he has his keys though, so I doubted it was him. He had a few of his siblings visit today, and both of my roommates have friends that swing by the house at odd hours every once in a while. I hypothesized one of them might be coming by for some reason.

Anyway, after about 2 minutes of no one answering the door I figured I'd better go do it, since my other roommates must be sound asleep. I put a shirt on (I was about to go to bed so I was only wearing cotton elastic pants) and armed myself (XD-9 + Gold Dots).

I go downstairs and peek out the window in the front door. There was a ~20 year old woman standing on my front porch. I look around and don't see anyone around besides her. I decide to crack open the door to see what she wants (thought it might have been my roommates girlfriend...). She says she's sorry to wake me up, and she was wondering if she could borrow a phone to make a call. She said she something about not wanting to stay with her boyfriend, and she needed to call someone for a ride.

If letting her use my cell phone for a minute is all that's needed to get her to leave, fine. I go grab my cell phone (yes, I locked the door behind me as she stayed on the porch). I stood behind the storm door while she made the call. This side of the conversation went something like this:

"I need my mom's phone number, it's an emergency. Brad (?) pushed me against a wall and broke my kids things . I can't call the cops, I'm on probation and I'll go to jail if I call them." She gets the number (I'm guessing her mom's) and hangs up. Tries calling that number, no one picks up. Calls another number, says something in Spanish (I could only pick out a few of the words...knowing Spanish would be nice), then hangs up. Tries calling mom (?) again, then hands me the phone back. Says "sorry for waking you up" and starts walking north on the sidewalk. Whole encounter was about 2 minutes.

From the side of the conversation I heard, I was going to suggest she call the cops, up until she said she was on probation and didn't want to call the cops. After that, I wondered if I should call the cops. I decided against it (for now), and then came and typed this up.

Yes, all my doors are locked right now.

I'd be thinking a bit more clearly if it wasn't the middle of the night. Your thoughts?

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:19:12 PM EST
Fail. 20 year old girl begging to use your phone and you didn't even get a handjob?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:19:19 PM EST
had that happen a few times when i lived at my old apartment. same girl did this several times. i felt better helping her but it got old quick.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:19:33 PM EST
Your avatar is somehow fitting.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:30:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By DRhodes:
Your avatar is somehow fitting.

Peeking out of windows and bad hair were both involved in this incident.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:35:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:39:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Fail. 20 year old girl begging to use your phone and you didn't even get a handjob?

i too, am remiss at his failure
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:42:26 PM EST
Sounds pretty true, except why would she be arrested for being on probation and being the victim of domestic violence?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:42:46 PM EST
1. Was she hot?
2. If so, why didn't you invite her in for a beer?

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:43:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By bloodsport2885:
Sounds pretty true, except why would she be arrested for being on probation and being the victim of domestic violence?

That's what I was curious about... I'm sure there's more to the story than can be gleaned from a few tidbits of a phone conversation.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:47:04 PM EST
She could have called the cops, even if she was on probation - if she was in danger. You're not going to be violated back to jail just for having contact with LE. If it was BS and she called and she lied about the situation, Boom! right back you go. We don't like being lied to. Cops would have been the best option for her.

I had 3 people try to force their way into my house at 2am one time. They got to look down the barrel of my USP45 and see what Gold Dots look like from that side.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:50:46 PM EST
Maybe there was a protection order violation that she was worried about?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:55:20 PM EST
Blading - nope
Disengage - nope
So no need for MS Paint
Chick mentioned in GD - check
So that means I get to post the infamous:
with out pics of said chick

On a side note, domestic violence situations suck. It's tough to cut her off mid conversation on the phone to toss her out.
The last thing you need is for the b/d to pull up and see her and you on your porch conversing.
Plenty of bad could result from that.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 12:35:30 AM EST
Thinking with your dick is dumb.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 12:49:01 AM EST
The call in spanish was the only real one.

She ordered drugs, expect the DEA to kick in your door any minute.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 12:50:16 AM EST
What are the laws in your state about not reporting domestic abuse you are aware of?
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 12:54:30 AM EST
Well, you have the numbers. Give 'em a jingle and see who answers.

Link Posted: 9/21/2009 1:39:53 AM EST
Story fail. There was no blading. ..and you left out the adrenaline dump.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 1:40:28 AM EST
Oh...and no MS Paint?
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 1:43:46 AM EST
It's happened to me, I forgot about it but she knew me.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 1:52:07 AM EST
I'm not sure what happened to you, but I've seen a lot of porn movies that started out that way.

So, you FAIL.

Link Posted: 9/21/2009 2:42:57 AM EST
SIIHPAPP. Just saying.

Link Posted: 9/21/2009 2:57:17 AM EST
20 with a kid and baby daddy domestic assault type problems? good thing you didn't hit it? by the way were here eyes solid black?

also post the numbers she dialed here and I'm sure someone can find out who she called
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:14:50 AM EST
Ever the the movie "The Strangers"?
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:27:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/21/2009 3:51:07 AM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:29:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Fail. 20 year old girl begging to use your phone and you didn't even get a handjob?

This . I mean really pictures MS paint . hell everyone has a camera and all we get is another cool story
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:31:28 AM EST
No good deed goes unpunished...
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:33:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:40:53 AM EST
Heres the scene outside your door tonight! dibs on your education!

RIP Rover
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 3:57:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/21/2009 3:57:16 AM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 4:04:18 AM EST
You are lucky to have your kidneys...

Sounds like one of those killer movies to me.....Shit, I am going to go get my HDW.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 4:20:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 4:30:07 AM EST
Desperate 20 year old woman and you don't hit it?


XD's are good guns but you lose points for not having Extreme Shock ammo, what if she was a terrorist? Everyone knows terrorists can only be killed by nytrillium. Like only silver can kill werewolves.
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 4:44:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By bloodsport2885:
Sounds pretty true, except why would she be arrested for being on probation and being the victim of domestic violence?

My guesses:

- She already has a warrant
- There is some sort of protection order and he is not supposed to be around her (or vice versa)
- She would fail a drug test
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 5:08:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Congrats! Your phone number is now associated with everyone involved in the situation.

All the numbers she called were landlines according to this:


So hopefully none of them have been paying for caller ID...
Link Posted: 9/21/2009 5:45:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/21/2009 5:46:38 AM EST by Shooter42]

dude wtf man, I've seen pornos that start this way and you fucked it all up....

pissed at her boyfriend - check
late at night with no ride - check
emotionally vulnerable - check
able to be blackmailed b/c her probation status - check

dude you missed out on some easy ass....
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