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Posted: 10/27/2006 3:15:14 PM EST
My wife and I were eating at a local Mexican food place when this Barbie Doll walks in with an older man and another older couple. She was tall, blond, and well put together and had the looks of a model. The older folks looked my age; late 40s, while the chicky snack looked about 23ish. She was definately with one of the older guys but she was eyeballing every other older guy there. I even caught her giving me looks that I haven't gotten in at least 15 years. Some of you here have seen me and know that I'm nothing special to lok at. 6' 2", 260# large belly but good sized arms to go with it. Grey hair going bald, etc and this sweetie was giving me the old 'wanna play hide the bananna' looks.

I guess there are all kinds out there but this was new to me. Maybe a gold digger looking to trade up?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:17:06 PM EST
I would hit it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:17:08 PM EST
Hehe, I'm sure your wife enjoyed your little ogling session...
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:27:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 3:28:36 PM EST by bigdb1]
Professionals do their best work every day, not just when they feel like it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:29:53 PM EST
Obviously a user and Home-Wrecker......

Be content with what you have and not lose half due to a moment of indescretion.

And then lose the other half to the user 6 mos later.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:31:32 PM EST
Escort
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:38:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Escort
Obviously.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:51:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Escort
Obviously.


x2
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:55:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 3:59:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 4:00:10 PM EST by jbombelli]

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Ciph:

Originally Posted By deimos:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Escort
Obviously.


x2


Agreed.


got to agree with the above posters on this one...

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not that I would know anything about that...
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:00:07 PM EST
Escort! PFFFFFFT! In this turd of a village! It would more likley be his daughter he is "dating" than an escort!
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:09:00 PM EST
If I had an escort, I wouldn't be wasting my time taking her to a Mexican restaurant.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 7:03:56 PM EST
Some hot young chicks dig older guys. No explaining it but I have seen it with my own eyes.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:43:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
Some hot young chicks dig older guys. No explaining it but I have seen it with my own eyes.


$$$

Consider it explained.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:45:16 PM EST
old guy loaded with money and the gold-digger loves every ones' attention. She wouldn't give you the time of day, no matter how she was looking at you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:46:49 PM EST
Escort gold digger all of the above aforementioned descriptions.
Sad isn't it?
Why pay when you can surf.
To get some pie at your house, all you need is a mouse.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:49:38 PM EST
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings. An accountant with awesome tits if you will.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:35:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings. An accountant with awesome tits if you will.


Oh, well, I'm shot down then. I wear a rubber (Casio G-Shock) watch, deck shoes (Topsiders, though it doesn't really matter), and a buzz cut I do myself.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:41:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 2:41:46 AM EST by gaweidert]

Originally Posted By rjroberts:

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings. An accountant with awesome tits if you will.


Oh, well, I'm shot down then. I wear a rubber (Casio G-Shock) watch, deck shoes (Topsiders, though it doesn't really matter), and a buzz cut I do myself.


That just means that you don't waste your fortune on useless attantion grabbing bling.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:44:18 AM EST
Chicks come in all types. Most are strange however.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:53:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By gaweidert:

Originally Posted By rjroberts:

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings. An accountant with awesome tits if you will.


Oh, well, I'm shot down then. I wear a rubber (Casio G-Shock) watch, deck shoes (Topsiders, though it doesn't really matter), and a buzz cut I do myself.


That just means that you don't waste your fortune on useless attantion grabbing bling.


Maybe I'm wrong then. Perhaps she digs the Flowbee look.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:40:21 AM EST
You don't have a cell phone camera?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:49:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By bigdb1:
Professionals do their best work every day, not just when they feel like it.


That is a great line!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:58:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
Escort gold digger all of the above aforementioned descriptions.
Sad isn't it?
Why pay when you can surf.
To get some pie at your house, all you need is a mouse.


That is like so existential.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:30:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Escort
Obviously.


left her contacts out too apparently.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:37:35 AM EST
The road to destruction is wide......i mean Wide!!!!......


but the path to salvation is narrow.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:13:00 PM EST
Such bad attitudes and dirty minds here!

For all you know it could have been his daughter. And she's just the friendly type.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:20:06 PM EST
I burned up $200 in 3 minutes many moons ago
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:49:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 2:51:18 PM EST by Jacketch]
I'm guessing that the older guy is a check out clerk at WalMart who still lives at home and the young chick is overwhelmed that he drew down on her ex-boyfriend. They just recently "hooked up"
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