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Posted: 8/29/2005 9:54:33 AM EDT
In Florida if you're single, divorced or a widowed woman its illegal to parachute on Sundays! I wonder if Pooby Checks......come on, we know Pooby checks

In Bozeman Montana you can not have sex with members of the opposite sex in the front yard of your home after dark. I'm diffinately not moving to Bozeman, way too restrictive!

The only acceptable position for intercourse in the District of Columbia is Missionary style, all other postions are considered unnatural and illegal.

In Merryville, MO women are prevented from wearing corsettes as they are too restrictive of the natural curvaceous beauty of a woman which is under minding to normal red blooded males.

In Willowdale Oregon it is illegal for men to curse or swear while lovemaking but its all right for women to whisper naughty words in her husband's ears.

You Texans cover all your bases, don't you? In Kingston Texas its illegal for two pigs to have sex on airport property. There is no registered diffinition of a pig reported.

Topless sales women are legal in Liverpool, England but evidently only in tropical fish houses.

Evidently Alaskans are a bit restrictive of animal procreating on city property as well. In Fairbanks there is a law against Moose mating with in the greater city limits. No word on the Fairbanks proper or what fine would be imposed on fornicating mooses. Or is it meeces?

Lastly, Kentucky state law says "No woman wearing a bathing suit is permissable on state highways or freeways unless escorted by two police officers or is protected by a club."

There's more but I'm bored with it now. Patty

Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:00:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:


In Willowdale Oregon it is illegal for men to curse or swear while lovemaking but its all right for women to whisper naughty words in her husband's ears.




And you would know about that from what??
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:11:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/29/2005 10:12:39 AM EDT by pattymcn]

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:


In Willowdale Oregon it is illegal for men to curse or swear while lovemaking but its all right for women to whisper naughty words in her husband's ears.




And you would know about that from what??



It's gotta be true, I read it on the internet! Patty PS I bet Willowdale has an all woman council!

Crud, it just dawned on me where Willowdale is/was. It was a small blink in the road right after you turned onto HWY 97 towards Madras from the Antelope HWY so about 30 miles from Shaniko.

Patty
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:11:35 AM EDT
maximum penalty for sodomy under the uniform code of military justice used to be death (at least when I studied it in the 80's I think it was). Course I think that was the maximum penalty for adultery too..... Ah shoot, they had that maximum penalty for most everything.

Essayons
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:13:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CbtEngr1:
maximum penalty for sodomy under the uniform code of military justice used to be death (at least when I studied it in the 80's I think it was). Course I think that was the maximum penalty for adultery too..... Ah shoot, they had that maximum penalty for most everything.

Essayons



So that's were the "Death By Bunga Bunga" Joke came from eh? Patty
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:14:12 AM EDT
In arkansas it was illegal to have any sex other than married, hetero, missionary, in a bed, doors locked, windows locked and blinds pulled sex until a few years ago. It's still illegal in a lot of places to have sex with a member of your own sex.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:14:13 AM EDT
It's technically illegal here to sell vibrators.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:17:36 AM EDT

You Texans cover all your bases, don't you? In Kingston Texas its illegal for two pigs to have sex on airport property.


dammit, that is funny. SO many jokes come to mind.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:17:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
It's technically illegal here to sell vibrators.



That's why they're all sold as "personal massagers", right?
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:05:38 AM EDT
About 10 years ago I had a friend by an inflatable sheep for another friend's bachelor party. When he bought the sheep he had to sign a statement that said it was for novelty purposes only.

Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:07:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/29/2005 11:07:54 AM EDT by AmericanPatriot1776]
Patty -

Any chance of you and I getting together to challange a few of these laws in court?

Of course we would have to break the law first.........but I am willing to take that chance.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:12:35 AM EDT
These kinds of things get sent to me in email all the time. I'd be more inclined to believe them if the author would have taken the time to cite portions of the relevant code.

Sniff..Sniff...Hmmm....What's that smell?
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:12:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/29/2005 12:24:12 PM EDT by Bama-Shooter]

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
It's technically illegal here to sell vibrators.



That's why they're all sold as "personal massagers", right?



Yep.

But evey now and then you hear about some DA who's up for election getting a warrant for some sex/toy shop and raiding the place. Makes the headlines for a few days saving the morals of the people of Alabama from some womans vibrator.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:14:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
It's technically illegal here to sell vibrators.



That's why they're all sold as "personal massagers", right?



Yep.

But evey now and then you here about some DA who's up for election getting a warrant for some sex/toy shop and raiding the place. Makes the headlines for a few days saving the morals of the people of Alabama from some womans vibrator.



Be intersting what said DA's wife has to say about their sex life.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:15:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AmericanPatriot1776:
Patty -

Any chance of you and I getting together to challange a few of these laws in court?

Of course we would have to break the law first.........but I am willing to take that chance.



Nice try! Try as I did I couldn't come up with anything witty and lady like to come back at cha with.

Patty
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 12:14:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:


The only acceptable position for intercourse in the District of Columbia is Missionary style, all other postions are considered unnatural and illegal.




Link Posted: 8/29/2005 12:15:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By AmericanPatriot1776:
Patty -

Any chance of you and I getting together to challange a few of these laws in court?

Of course we would have to break the law first.........but I am willing to take that chance.



Nice try! Try as I did I couldn't come up with anything witty and lady like to come back at cha with.

Patty




I am glad to hear that Patty..........I only expect lady-like things to come from you anyway.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 12:22:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bellona:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:


The only acceptable position for intercourse in the District of Columbia is Missionary style, all other postions are considered unnatural and illegal.







You mean the ass-raping that congress does to the citizens of this country on a daily basis is "unnatural and illegal"?
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 12:28:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Lastly, Kentucky state law says "No woman wearing a bathing suit is permissable on state highways or freeways unless escorted by two police officers or is protected by a club."







Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:04:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AmericanPatriot1776:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By AmericanPatriot1776:
Patty -

Any chance of you and I getting together to challange a few of these laws in court?

Of course we would have to break the law first.........but I am willing to take that chance.



Nice try! Try as I did I couldn't come up with anything witty and lady like to come back at cha with.

Patty




I am glad to hear that Patty..........I only expect lady-like things to come from you anyway.



Patty
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