In Florida if you're single, divorced or a widowed woman its illegal to parachute on Sundays!
I wonder if Pooby Checks......come on, we know Pooby checks
In Bozeman Montana you can not have sex with members of the opposite sex in the front yard of your home after dark. I'm diffinately not moving to Bozeman, way too restrictive!
The only acceptable position for intercourse in the District of Columbia is Missionary style, all other postions are considered unnatural and illegal.
In Merryville, MO women are prevented from wearing corsettes as they are too restrictive of the natural curvaceous beauty of a woman which is under minding to normal red blooded males.
In Willowdale Oregon it is illegal for men to curse or swear while lovemaking but its all right for women to whisper naughty words in her husband's ears.
You Texans cover all your bases, don't you? In Kingston Texas its illegal for two pigs to have sex on airport property. There is no registered diffinition of a pig reported.
Topless sales women are legal in Liverpool, England but evidently only in tropical fish houses.
Evidently Alaskans are a bit restrictive of animal procreating on city property as well. In Fairbanks there is a law against Moose mating with in the greater city limits. No word on the Fairbanks proper or what fine would be imposed on fornicating mooses. Or is it meeces?
Lastly, Kentucky state law says "No woman wearing a bathing suit is permissable on state highways or freeways unless escorted by two police officers or is protected by a club."
There's more but I'm bored with it now. Patty