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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:11:57 PM EDT
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I saw a sign
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:11:59 PM EDT
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then an ice cream truck appeared...
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:04 PM EDT
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The economy collapsed..
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:49 PM EDT
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I saw a sign for a pool party
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:11 PM EDT
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TEOTWAWKI happens
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:32 PM EDT
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A coke whore with three tits jumped out of a dark alley and sucked my......
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:14:13 PM EDT
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my harley off till it started |
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:14:58 PM EDT
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Obama resigns.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:17:38 PM EDT
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from UAW
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:23:58 PM EDT
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only to join NAMBLA & proclaim his true feelings for
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:24:00 PM EDT
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All those Canadians and their...
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:24:53 PM EDT
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who spent their last pay check on..
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:25:21 PM EDT
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bags of milk.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:26:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Meanwhile at the Jersey shore,
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:26:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Some cockfag pursed his lips while
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:27:11 PM EDT
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Snooki got drunk and started screaming 'Cool story bro!' over and over.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:32:40 PM EDT
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Then a firefighter walks in
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:38:39 PM EDT
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With a terrible gas problem and says
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:43:22 PM EDT
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Any Hose here? Because I need to
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:47:59 PM EDT
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give myself a enima.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:49:40 PM EDT
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Because I ate a lot of peanuts last night and
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:50:42 PM EDT
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bought a glock in mexico
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:53:09 PM EDT
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from a mexican drug lord
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:53:12 PM EDT
[#24]
The best place to by grenades.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:54:08 PM EDT
[#25]
or coke from a
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:54:09 PM EDT
[#26]
and it blew up
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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:57:00 PM EDT
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before I could get my
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:01:43 PM EDT
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gun out, I ...
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:04:22 PM EDT
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bladed at 45 degrees
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:04:40 PM EDT
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I miss fired snd she laughed at me.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:05:59 PM EDT
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So I grabbed tha stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:06:48 PM EDT
[#32]
I learned to blade from a book I bought at a New Mexico gunshow.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:07:05 PM EDT
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And made her make me a sammich with
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:08:04 PM EDT
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bacon, and washed it down with
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:08:08 PM EDT
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A nice bottle of beer, I felt i needed more
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:09:03 PM EDT
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Hookers and blow
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:11:01 PM EDT
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So I jumped in my Delorian
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:12:13 PM EDT
[#38]
and thought
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:16:58 PM EDT
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what the hell just happened?
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:19:06 PM EDT
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They refused to serve me Chicken McNuggets, so...
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:19:20 PM EDT
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My mom was a fox when she was in high school!!
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:35:17 PM EDT
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I am your father
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:44:34 PM EDT
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and the truth is you were really born in Kenya
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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:48:10 PM EDT
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"why do my farts smell like shellac?" said the welder
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:05:04 PM EDT
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no, they smell like shit
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:06:06 PM EDT
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On a shingle served in the
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:09:27 PM EDT
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sewer under one of those places that
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:11:27 PM EDT
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doesnt allow open carry if
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:20:46 PM EDT
[#49]
you are wearing speedo's
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:22:33 PM EDT
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without matching purse and flats
ETA - and once again I have killed or at least hampered an otherwise promising thread. Sorry. 
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