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Posted: 7/9/2019 1:22:54 PM EDT
http://discussglobal.com/people-interested-storming-area-51-september/

A Facebook event titled “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” has the interest of over 200,000 people on Facebook

The event is scheduled for September 20 at 3:00 am

The main strategy is for everyone to “Naruto run” towards the base at the same time

The event is scheduled for September 20, 2019, at 3:00 am. The about section reads, “We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.” As the event continues to spread across the Web, the chances continue to grow that UFO enthusiasts will show up at Area 51 on the event day. Whether or not anybody will actually storm Area 51 will be another story, as chances are security will be increased around the area the day of the event. The event page suggests using the “Naruto run” as a main strategy.

What could go wrong?

FYI- Naruto Run refers to the unique running style of the protagonist Naruto Uzumaki in the Japanese anime series Naruto, where he is often depicted sprinting with his arms stretched behind him.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:24:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:24:58 PM EDT
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I'd pay good money for a quality live stream
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:25:15 PM EDT
[#3]
IN!

(the thread,  not the run,  I don't like to run,  and I don't like to try to reenact WWI with real bullets.)
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:25:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:26:12 PM EDT
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head canoe the leader and a few folks and I bet the rest stops
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:27:56 PM EDT
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I hope the turnout is unreal
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:28:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:29:01 PM EDT
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hahahahahahahah, damn I hope there's a live feed of this.

The 43 participants will have some interesting times ahead of them.

Especially that lady that refuses to go anywhere without her cat, and that one guy with the macaw.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:29:27 PM EDT
[#9]
dnc rally
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:29:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Do the dummies not know this is what crew served belt feds are made for?
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:30:23 PM EDT
[#11]
LOL.  That's plenty of lead time to relocate any cool shit that might be there.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:30:55 PM EDT
[#12]
I love how these idiots don't get how those kind of operations work. Even the people who are working there don't have a clue what they are working on. Everything is so compartmentalized that you could probably damn near go to every lab/environment in the place and still not have a clue what they are up to.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:31:22 PM EDT
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I do like the "if we run like a fictional cartoon hero we're faster than bullets."

Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:32:09 PM EDT
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I won't be satisfied with anything else.   (and the live stream mentioned above)
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:32:17 PM EDT
[#15]
What if they just lock the doors?
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:33:32 PM EDT
[#16]
Someone needs to post that scene from "Independence Day" where all the motorhomes and post-apocalyptic vehicles are rushing area 51.  Then follow up that scene with the "Highway of Death" pics from Desert Storm.  I'd predict a similar outcome.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:33:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Coupe apaches and this is no problem.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:33:54 PM EDT
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14 miles from the highway to the "don't go past here signs".

15 miles past there is the facility.

I would let them past the gate, and just not let them back out.
That whole area is just about as desolate as Death Valley.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:34:07 PM EDT
[#19]
honk honk
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:35:05 PM EDT
[#20]
lol, god I hope they do it
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:35:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Please let this be real.

I would watch the shit out of that live stream for hours, feet up with a fridge full of beer.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:36:07 PM EDT
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The mental image of a bunch of retards naruto running straight into a beltfed is pretty hilarious
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:36:30 PM EDT
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14 miles from the highway to the "don't go past here signs".

15 miles past there is the facility.

I would let them past the gate, and just not let them back out.
That whole area is just about as desolate as Death Valley.
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Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:37:53 PM EDT
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14 miles from the highway to the "don't go past here signs".

15 miles past there is the facility.

I would let them past the gate, and just not let them back out.
That whole area is just about as desolate as Death Valley.
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Yup.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:38:06 PM EDT
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How far is it from the "visitor center" to the base?  Doubt it's something you'll see anybody cover by foot, let alone sprint.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:38:11 PM EDT
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It's going to look like a Chinese human wave attack from the Korean War when they get mowed down.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:38:36 PM EDT
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Yes... you to can run like an anime character and out run the boolits!!!

Throwing your arms behind your back makes you quicker than the wind!

Now, if you stuff your thumb up your ass at the same time, you can spew the fermented innards of your guts!

This will really show those little bitches at area 51 that you are serious!!!

Aliens and all the wonderful sex robots your chafed dick and hairy palms can handle!!!

Nah not really, your mutilated Swiss cheese like carcasses will be used to build a perimeter wall as a warning to the rest.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:40:24 PM EDT
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LOL.  That's plenty of lead time to relocate any cool shit that might be there.
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Zactly my first thought as well.

"Hey... let's announce our plan to the enemy!"

What could go wrong?
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:42:01 PM EDT
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That's a LONG run across heavily defended and monitored terrain just to get sick from all the hazardous waste buried out there.

And then not see anything worthwhile
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:42:16 PM EDT
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14 miles from the highway to the "don't go past here signs".

15 miles past there is the facility.

I would let them past the gate, and just not let them back out.
That whole area is just about as desolate as Death Valley.
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This. They are free to run in the desert until they beg for help.

The help will be them getting arms and legs zip tied and heaved into the back of a uncovered five ton for a bumpy ride to a “debriefing” site. After a couple of days they will be released without any devices, a mind numbing headache and a case of the shits.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:43:05 PM EDT
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What the fuck for??????

The place is full of airplane parts and a Superfund waste site.

Who gives a shit whats there?

All the Super SecretSquirrel goodies got moved long ago.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:44:29 PM EDT
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This should be hilarious to watch.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:44:37 PM EDT
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I think a well placed road block or three, 40 miles out, will put an end to that.

"No vehicles past this point, have a nice walk..."
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:46:14 PM EDT
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That's where the moon landing was filmed right?
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:46:21 PM EDT
[#35]
I'd pay to see this ....
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:46:44 PM EDT
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Let them run, nothing to see on the surface anymore.  You have to descend ten stories just to get to alien credentialing.  Then another five down to artifact warehousing.  Can’t be done without proper biometrics, access passes and matching key codes.  Takes like 25 minutes for a proper descent and entry.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:46:54 PM EDT
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Q predicted this.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:47:26 PM EDT
[#38]
I hope something big happens. What a time to be alive!
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:47:40 PM EDT
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What the fuck for??????

The place is full of airplane parts and a Superfund waste site.

Who gives a shit whats there?

All the Super SecretSquirrel goodies got moved long ago.
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So all the JANET flights every day are for show? Why would they not use the labs that are there still for building and testing equipment?
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:47:44 PM EDT
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Sounds like a great idea!!!!  Can area 51 stream their cameras to the public.  This would be awesome entertainment!
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:48:04 PM EDT
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I’m going to start a FB event, “Watch a bunch of morons breech Area 51’s security fence and get cut down by machine gun fire as they run towards death.”
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:48:12 PM EDT
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I wonder if that’s what they thought in WWI before they went over over the top, right before crew served’s started chattering.

People don’t think belt feds be like it is, but it do
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:48:18 PM EDT
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They may want to bring a compass, water...lots of water, and a map...it’s a large facility.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:48:21 PM EDT
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This should be hilarious to watch.
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I hope those morons livestream it!!
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:48:36 PM EDT
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How far is it from the "visitor center" to the base?  Doubt it's something you'll see anybody cover by foot, let alone sprint.
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Many miles through the desert I'm sure.   They'll never make it.
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:49:15 PM EDT
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I am so in!
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:50:01 PM EDT
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They would mow down the front ranks and everyone else would run
Link Posted: 7/9/2019 1:50:17 PM EDT
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They should bring their own body bags.  Put ANTIFA out front.
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