I saw a thread in the AK forum along these lines. I want to hear yours.
I have a couple.


I was working with a NG reservist and this new guy came to our crew. He was wearing dog tags so
we asked him if he served. He said yes that he was in the Army. I asked him what his MOS was
and he said "whats an MOS". We looked at him real fucked up like the he promptly said he was
joking.


There was another guy who said he served with the Marines in Nam. Nothing he said added up.
He was 0111 infantry not  0311!!?? Then he was artillery!!!??? When he was wounded he was
calling the MEDIC!!!??? Maybe he attatched to an army unit and didnt have any corpsman.


I know there are some good ones out there. Lets here 'em.