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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 1/12/2006 7:30:00 AM EDT
This is pretty good, he gets some good licks in and it is very recent, hopefully not a dupe

www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/us/2006/01/12/perez.pa.clerk.fights.robber.wpvi
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:32:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 7:33:21 AM EDT by xinflt]
Too bad he (the clerk) didn't have a gun. He was whacking the shit outta him, though!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:32:37 AM EDT
I love it.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:33:42 AM EDT
Video does not play for me.....
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:37:13 AM EDT
Honestly: Who doesn’t love the heft and feel of the youth model aluminum?

Assholes – that’s who.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:38:03 AM EDT
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:42:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:03:36 AM EDT
I saw a quick clip of that on Fox news this morning... very impressive.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:31:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?



The sweet sound of justice ?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:36:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?





TINK!



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Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:37:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:40:14 AM EDT
Tag for home
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:44:25 AM EDT
Well, rock does beat scissors afer all!

They'll need a gun after this.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:44:27 AM EDT
One of several things I carry in my truck, a softball bat and some straight aluminum handlebars, with ends like a cookie cutter.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:45:49 AM EDT
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:47:29 AM EDT
Love how he was picking his nose for at least a minute before the robber came in.....


When he was beating the robber with the bat, do you think he was yelling "Tank you please come again!" like Apu?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:51:14 AM EDT
Yes! No hesitation there either. I'm surprised that kid made it all the way home, dude was hittin' him HARD over the head. Sweet justice.


Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:52:56 AM EDT
Tag
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:01:08 AM EDT
Y'all joke all you want!! I find it extremely unfortunate that a post ban metal bat was used in this 'Leanardo Lumpin'. Nobody need one of those metal bats anyway!

My family has been baseball players back several generations and we never needed any metal bats to get the job done. Wood bats were all we needed and worked just fine.

I, for one, think that anybody that want's to have one of these metal 'death bats' has serious problems that they are trying to compensate for and these evil metal bats should be banned! Who needs to hear 'tink' instead of 'smack'? They need to be banned now! Do it for the chillen!

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:03:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Knight_Shadow:
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!


Well, duh. Who wouldn't prefer a nice piece of...uh...er, nevermind. Was thinking of something else. Carry on.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:08:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?





TINK!



<­BR>

you son of a bitch, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Touche
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:09:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Knight_Shadow:
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!



Wooden bat traditionalist snob.

I personally think that nice 'tink' sound that one gets with the aluminum bats would be more in keeping with the mood of the beatdown...but then again a nice hickory 'thud'...... Oh hell in ARFCOM fashion -- get both.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:11:52 AM EDT
Swing away, batter!!! A home run!!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:15:46 AM EDT
I like the kids size aluminum myself, next time your in your local store pick one up and just imagine the ass whooping you could deliver with it! Of course I would have shot the bastard. Would have been funny to see the lumps raising on his head with every hit.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:16:05 AM EDT
Nice job. But after the 5th time you think they would have got a gun.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:16:27 AM EDT
my only concern is now someone will come back with a gun.

other than that, they did a good job.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:26:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:
Too bad he (the clerk) didn't have a gun. He was whacking the shit outta him, though!




Sometimes whacking the shit out of someone is more pleasureable than putting a cap in his ass. That doesn't sound right but you get the meaning....

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:48:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:
When he was beating the robber with the bat, do you think he was yelling "Tank you please come again!" like Apu?



Ha ha ha. That's what I was thinking
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:19:57 AM EDT
That punk's head must be solid bone.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:03:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Partisan:

Originally Posted By Knight_Shadow:
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!



Wooden bat traditionalist snob.




Gentlemen, no fighting please. Whether it's wood or aluminum, you're taking away from the fact that a robber just got WTFpwned.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:35:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
That punk's head must be solid bone.



To bad they didn't get him cornered, the way that guy was swinging he would have received the beating of a lifetime.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 2:43:50 PM EDT
TINK !!!!TINK!!!OWWW TINK!!!!TINK!!!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 2:54:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 2:55:15 PM EDT by Wingnut116ACW]

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Link Posted: 1/12/2006 3:07:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?




WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK! STOOOOOOOOOP!!!

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 4:59:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Y'all joke all you want!! I find it extremely unfortunate that a post ban metal bat was used in this 'Leanardo Lumpin'. Nobody need one of those metal bats anyway!

My family has been baseball players back several generations and we never needed any metal bats to get the job done. Wood bats were all we needed and worked just fine.

I, for one, think that anybody that want's to have one of these metal 'death bats' has serious problems that they are trying to compensate for and these evil metal bats should be banned! Who needs to hear 'tink' instead of 'smack'? They need to be banned now! Do it for the chillen!





You left out, "If he wants to use an aluminum bat, he should join the Little League."
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 5:13:46 PM EDT
Instant Kharma.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 5:26:41 PM EDT


Link Posted: 1/12/2006 5:31:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Y'all joke all you want!! I find it extremely unfortunate that a post ban metal bat was used in this 'Leanardo Lumpin'. Nobody need one of those metal bats anyway!

My family has been baseball players back several generations and we never needed any metal bats to get the job done. Wood bats were all we needed and worked just fine.

I, for one, think that anybody that want's to have one of these metal 'death bats' has serious problems that they are trying to compensate for and these evil metal bats should be banned! Who needs to hear 'tink' instead of 'smack'? They need to be banned now! Do it for the chillen!



You left out, "If he wants to use an aluminum bat, he should join the Little League."



The combined effort produced a masterpiece.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:48:57 PM EDT
This is good for a laugh
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 12:00:15 AM EDT
"He really is a sweet person and my mom and I never expected this at all."


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