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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:20:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:23:20 PM EDT
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What. The. Fuck. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:24:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Just glue some gears on it.
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:25:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:26:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:26:35 PM EDT
[#5]
No idea what the fuck is going on here.
But your steampunk motorcycle lacks, well...steampunk. And a hot steampunk bitch. 5 points for the attempt 2 points for a sidecar -5 points for no hot steampunk chick -2 points because you look like youre trying to take a shit while riding |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:27:13 PM EDT
[#6]
I like. Ural body? It also looks alot like a DMC.
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:28:47 PM EDT
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I like. Ural body? It also looks alot like a DMC. Ural that's been rhino-lined on a BMW R100GS. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:29:09 PM EDT
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No idea what the fuck is going on here. But your steampunk motorcycle lacks, well...steampunk. And a hot steampunk bitch. 5 points for the attempt 2 points for a sidecar -5 points for no hot steampunk chick -2 points because you look like youre trying to take a shit while riding Hot steampunk chick photoshoot happens next month. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:30:07 PM EDT
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Confused as fuck Can't you see? I'm cutting the German off and racing in to pick up Indy's father! |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:31:34 PM EDT
[#10]
Remove the luggage rack from the front end of the sidecar. Install a gun mount for a light machinegun.
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:33:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Steampunk? Not even close. Just old looking. In plastic.
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:33:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Remove the luggage rack from the front end of the sidecar. Install a gun mount for a light machinegun. Many was the time that I wished for a gun of some sort on the front of my bike to give a little gift to idiots that pull out in front of bikes. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:34:41 PM EDT
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No idea what the fuck is going on here. But your steampunk motorcycle lacks, well...steampunk. And a hot steampunk bitch. 5 points for the attempt 2 points for a sidecar -5 points for no hot steampunk chick -2 points because you look like youre trying to take a shit while riding Hot steampunk chick photoshoot happens next month. Than next month you will have 5 points. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:35:39 PM EDT
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Remove the luggage rack from the front end of the sidecar. Install a gun mount for a light machinegun. Good call! or I can take the .50 off the back of my CT90! 
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:37:11 PM EDT
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Ural sidecar with some homebrew racks?
An old Steib would fit the bill a little better, I suppose its doable though, if you toss a bunch of metal trinkets all over that have no purpose or function... |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:37:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:37:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Terribly sorry, old man, but if you wish to go steampunk with your hack, the Steib bullet (preferably a nice replica) is the only way to fly:
 H/T to Isenhelm, great minds, etc.  |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:38:23 PM EDT
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Terribly sorry, old man, but if you wish to go steampunk with your hack, the Steib bullet (preferably a nice replica) is the only way to fly: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/TFxXNDGV1MI/AAAAAAABQI4/BTaPnvlj3rc/s1600/DSCN2013.JPG That, sir, is all sex appeal. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:38:24 PM EDT
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Remove the luggage rack from the front end of the sidecar. Install a gun mount for a light machinegun. Good call! or I can take the .50 off the back of my CT90! http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1104/5103931928_d72558b7c6_b.jpg 
Is that you?! |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:39:37 PM EDT
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This! Are the only ones you can find ow Chinese made replicas? I heard mixed reviews, assuming you can get them stateside. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:40:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Appropriate theme music
To the Apocalypse in Daddy's sidecar |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:40:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Terribly sorry, old man, but if you wish to go steampunk with your hack, the Steib bullet (preferably a nice replica) is the only way to fly: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/TFxXNDGV1MI/AAAAAAABQI4/BTaPnvlj3rc/s1600/DSCN2013.JPG H/T to Isenhelm, great minds, etc. Smashing. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:41:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Terribly sorry, old man, but if you wish to go steampunk with your hack, the Steib bullet (preferably a nice replica) is the only way to fly: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/TFxXNDGV1MI/AAAAAAABQI4/BTaPnvlj3rc/s1600/DSCN2013.JPG That, sir, is all sex appeal. Just one little facet of the futility and sad legacy of war is how many of those fine examples of cycle hardware were destroyed during WWII. Sorry to be Capt. Bringdown! Actually, I love your setup, but your Bimmer is WAAAAY to shiny to look right with the finish on the rest of the rig . . . 
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:43:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Ural sidecar with some homebrew racks? An old Steib would fit the bill a little better, I suppose its doable though, if you toss a bunch of metal trinkets all over that have no purpose or function... Goggles. The whole of the steamdork genre revolves around superfluous goggles. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:43:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: This! Are the only ones you can find ow Chinese made replicas? I heard mixed reviews, assuming you can get them stateside. Bike/sidecar in the pic is a Ural. Chang-jiangs are actually much closer to the pre-war German design, including the details of the bike and motor. I'd love to have a C-J! Woo-hoo, post # 3000! |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:44:29 PM EDT
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That jacket.. uhh... well it looks like it belongs in a 3rd rate gay porn flick.
Like the bike though. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:48:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: That jacket.. uhh... well it looks like it belongs in a 3rd rate gay porn flick. Like the bike though. Voice of experience? Something you care to tell us??  J/K, LOL! |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 8:53:46 PM EDT
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This! Are the only ones you can find ow Chinese made replicas? I heard mixed reviews, assuming you can get them stateside. Bike/sidecar in the pic is a Ural. Chang-jiangs are actually much closer to the pre-war German design, including the details of the bike and motor. I'd love to have a C-J! Woo-hoo, post # 3000! Are they actually good bikes or are they made in china crap? I remember looking at them and would love a Wehrmacht replica version, but was unsure if its one of those things that after you drive it once, you leave parts laying on the road. |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 9:03:36 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This! Are the only ones you can find ow Chinese made replicas? I heard mixed reviews, assuming you can get them stateside. Bike/sidecar in the pic is a Ural. Chang-jiangs are actually much closer to the pre-war German design, including the details of the bike and motor. I'd love to have a C-J! Woo-hoo, post # 3000! Are they actually good bikes or are they made in china crap? I remember looking at them and would love a Wehrmacht replica version, but was unsure if its one of those things that after you drive it once, you leave parts laying on the road. My own experience is with a single-wheel drive Dnepr (Model 11), which is the no-frills version of the Ural, basically just EXACTLY what was used in Soviet service. Word was that there were two paint schemes at the Dnepr plant: black, for the cops, and green for the army. "Export" models got "pinstriping", if you want to be kind . That being said, the Dnepr was tough. I think my best friend and I would have broken it, if possible. He still has it, unbroken, and is quite an authority on the russian sidecar bikes. BTW, riding in the sidecar is surprisingly comfortable; this is from personal experience, and I'm 6'1" tall and weigh 265. As for the Chinese version, again, it was basically an army bike, and there is no incentive to make a flimsy piece of crap for the Chicom army; can you say re-education camp, Fong? The one C-J I had the opportunity to examine was hell-for-stout. If you can find one reasonable, and it runs (test-ride is mandatory), grab it. Will it be as reliable and comfortable as a new Yamaha? Shit, no! Will it be a bucket of fun everytime you take it out for a spin? Damn right! |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 9:14:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Since when did gasoline powered ANYTHING become steampunk?
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Posted: 7/1/2012 9:21:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Terribly sorry, old man, but if you wish to go steampunk with your hack, the Steib bullet (preferably a nice replica) is the only way to fly: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/TFxXNDGV1MI/AAAAAAABQI4/BTaPnvlj3rc/s1600/DSCN2013.JPG H/T to Isenhelm, great minds, etc. I want one  |
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Posted: 7/1/2012 9:24:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Terribly sorry, old man, but if you wish to go steampunk with your hack, the Steib bullet (preferably a nice replica) is the only way to fly: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/TFxXNDGV1MI/AAAAAAABQI4/BTaPnvlj3rc/s1600/DSCN2013.JPG H/T to Isenhelm, great minds, etc. I want one They're out there, but original Steibs, either the bullet-nose or canoe style aren't cheap. Of course, they are an appreciating collectible as well. |
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Posted: 7/2/2012 2:56:13 AM EDT
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Sidecar needs rivets, brass rails, a hand crank attached to the front, and a sooty smokestack somewhere with some brass valves on it. THEN it will be steampunk.
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Posted: 7/2/2012 3:07:13 AM EDT
[#34]
Needs more bewbies in leather corsets
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Posted: 7/2/2012 3:44:46 AM EDT
[#35]
"Son, you are a grown ass man! Start acting like one"
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Posted: 7/2/2012 3:49:54 AM EDT
[#36]
I like a more classic look as opposed to steam punk.
Here is my ural. 
(mods - I am the copyright holder and give my permission to reproduce this photo) |
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Posted: 7/2/2012 3:52:54 AM EDT
[#37]
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Needs more bewbies in leather corsets <snort> Agreed, its the only thing that'll save this mess ....  jus sayin
ETA Well the post above is a start... 
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Posted: 7/2/2012 4:59:12 AM EDT
[#38]
A little old for dress up arn't you ?
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Posted: 7/2/2012 5:02:18 AM EDT
[#39]
You drank my milkshake, didn't you?
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Posted: 7/2/2012 5:11:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/2/2012 8:58:49 PM EDT
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Everyone posts that picture :( Do I really look like him? 
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Posted: 7/2/2012 9:06:59 PM EDT
[#42]
It sort of has to be steam powered to count.
Nice sidecar, though.
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Posted: 7/2/2012 9:07:39 PM EDT
[#43]
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Everyone posts that picture :( Do I really look like him? http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6041/6296829918_5d83d1527d_z.jpg Yes. You are disappoint, with sunglasses. Sorry to disappoint, Mr. Disappoint. |
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Posted: 7/2/2012 9:15:36 PM EDT
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Everyone posts that picture :( Do I really look like him? http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6041/6296829918_5d83d1527d_z.jpg Yes. You are disappoint, with sunglasses. Sorry to disappoint, Mr. Disappoint. Shit. I was thinking more like Vanilla Ice... 
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Posted: 7/2/2012 9:22:45 PM EDT
[#45]
Side car needs a belt-fed MG of some kind.
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Posted: 7/2/2012 9:26:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Everyone posts that picture :( Do I really look like him? http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6041/6296829918_5d83d1527d_z.jpg Yes. You are disappoint, with sunglasses. Sorry to disappoint, Mr. Disappoint. Shit. I was thinking more like Vanilla Ice... http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5059/5406151252_f7c1eca7c2.jpg more like Simon Cowell for that particular picture |
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Posted: 7/3/2012 7:30:12 AM EDT
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Everyone posts that picture :( Do I really look like him? http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7033/6561311811_c37afa594d_b.jpg http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6561314811_547603d359_b.jpg http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6041/6296829918_5d83d1527d_z.jpg Thread redeemed. |
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Posted: 7/3/2012 2:18:20 PM EDT
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Everyone posts that picture :( Do I really look like him? http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7033/6561311811_c37afa594d_b.jpg http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6561314811_547603d359_b.jpg http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6041/6296829918_5d83d1527d_z.jpg Thread redeemed. Excellent! |
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Posted: 7/3/2012 2:20:38 PM EDT
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Nice chair.
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Posted: 7/3/2012 4:41:21 PM EDT
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More brass trim, wood panels, lewis gun, lot's of gauge faces. Mock up headlight to look like old train conductors lamp. Oh, and stick on a bunch of brass plated propane cylinders too. I'm just sayin'
Imagine sidecar panels all wood grain (stick on tile works ), the rails all brass painted, with teh wheel spokes too, an some imagination.
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