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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:24:02 PM EDT
Well? What sayeth the Hive?

Standers?

Sitters?

Squatters, right?

I don't recall ever seeing this discussed, at least nowhere near as much as tranny shit.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:26:47 PM EDT
IBTL, bitches
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:27:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ch3no2:
IBTL, bitches
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:27:56 PM EDT
Poop thread
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:28:00 PM EDT
Sit like girl... how the f so you even get yourself clean standing? Sitting gives you access to all the dirty bits
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:29:17 PM EDT
Locked, really?

All the threads on tranny stuff & personal hygiene isn't allowed

What about the "Questioning" wipers? This may help by way of peer pressure.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:30:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 32ACP:
Locked, really?

All the threads on tranny stuff & personal hygiene isn't allowed

What about the "Questioning" wipers? This may help by way of peer pressure.
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Poop threads always get locked. . .

ALSO...


IBTL
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:30:30 PM EDT
I do squats when I shit
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:31:46 PM EDT
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Dafuq?
How do you wipe your ass standing up?

Like physically how? How do you posture yourself in the shitter? How do you get it all without smearing it all over your ass crack?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:32:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I do squats when I shit
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#powerdump
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:32:11 PM EDT
Ibtl.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:03 PM EDT
Mea culpa.

It was not intended to upset the Mods, just a curiosity as I don't recall ever seeing it asked here--and let's face it, there's some really whacky stuff here.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 32ACP:

I don't recall ever seeing this discussed, at least nowhere near as much as tranny shit.
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You don't recall because they always get locked pretty quick.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ch3no2:
IBTL, bitches
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FUCK YEAH!
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:42 PM EDT
I just don't bother.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:34:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ch3no2:
IBTL, bitches
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:34:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 32ACP:
Locked, really?

All the threads on tranny stuff & personal hygiene isn't allowed

What about the "Questioning" wipers? This may help by way of peer pressure.
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You've been here since '04 and don't know poop threads aren't allowed? What kind of shit is that?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:35:17 PM EDT
inb4 bidet squad
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:35:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:36:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:


FUCK YEAH!
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Hey slims
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:36:41 PM EDT
I have nothing to contribute.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:37:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ch3no2:


Hey slims
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What's up homie?

I'm just upping my post count like a good whore.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:37:05 PM EDT
I shit while squating on the seat. Let's you empty your bowels better and usually results in a dry wipe.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:37:12 PM EDT
The answer is with a bidet like a civilised person.  
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:00 PM EDT
Wiping your own ass is for faggots.


Wait.... What are we talking about again?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By killswitch:
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A bidet is a waterfountain for your asshole correct?

Gotta love the civilized world. Some countries struggle to get good water, and we just use it to clean our assholes.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MrBear10mm:
Wiping your own ass is for faggots.


Wait.... What are we talking about again?
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What do you want to talk about? This is a post whore thread. Anything goes.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:49 PM EDT
I stand, legs slightly wider than the shoulders, with a slight bend at the waist whilst bare-handing it. I toss what I can into the little garbage can than spackel the remainder on the wall.

This reminds me, I better go warsh my hand...








...seriously, how is this a question? Do some of you all really stand to wipe your ass
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:39:16 PM EDT
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That's a good one. I might have to save it and use it to respond to one of IceAuger's stupid posts in the race thread.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:39:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:
Poop thread
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:42:40 PM EDT
I love free post threads.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:42:55 PM EDT
OP, do you wipe other people's asses?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:43:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By demoMouse:
Dafuq?
How do you wipe your ass standing up?

Like physically how? How do you posture yourself in the shitter? How do you get it all without smearing it all over your ass crack?
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OP went to public schools.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:44:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
OP, do you wipe other people's asses?
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:45:12 PM EDT
It's not locked yet & I haven't gotten spanked yet.

Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:45:34 PM EDT
I made it!!
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:45:59 PM EDT
IBTL.


OP sits to pee.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:46:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 32ACP:
It's not locked yet & I haven't gotten spanked yet.

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That's because no one wants to report it. We just post whore until the mods lock it.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:46:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mi650:
IBTL.


OP sits to pee.
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I have been known to get drunk enough that sitting to pee is the smart option so I don't have to mop the bathroom.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:47:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:


That's a good one. I might have to save it and use it to respond to one of IceAuger's stupid posts in the race thread.
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Hehe, I hadn't thought of that
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:47:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
OP, do you wipe other people's asses?
Sometimes. I'm a surgeon who does endoscopy, like colonoscopy, in addition to operations, like appendectomy, gall bladders, colon cancer, etc.  So, yes, I clean up after I scope, but people are virtually always laying on their left side in fetal position.

I try to be nice.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:47:53 PM EDT
Post count
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ch3no2:


Hehe, I hadn't thought of that
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I really pissed him off last week with a drunk post.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:34 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 32ACP:


Sometimes. I'm a surgeon who does endoscopy, like colonoscopy, in addition to operations, like appendectomy, gall bladders, colon cancer, etc.  So, yes, I clean up after I scope, but people are virtually always laying on their left side in fetal position.

I try to be nice.
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TMI.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:54 PM EDT
This thread has me 
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:49:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mi650:
IBTL.


OP sits to pee.
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Not usually, but I've gotten a couple gut bugs that was like pissing out my ass.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:49:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
I have been known to get drunk enough that sitting to pee is the smart option so I don't have to mop the bathroom.
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By mi650:
IBTL.


OP sits to pee.
I have been known to get drunk enough that sitting to pee is the smart option so I don't have to mop the bathroom.
If you don't fall backwards into the tub, hit your head and piss all over yourself you're not doing it right.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:49:34 PM EDT
Ibtl
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