Stalking in a Sniper Wonderland

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Posted: 11/21/2003 9:57:26 PM EDT

Does anyone have the lyrics to that little ditty sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"? As the snow flies tonight, I am in the mood.

(BTW, did McUZI try to claim credit for penning that one too?)

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:03:57 PM EDT

[#1]

i think i have it on my other pc..i;ll cut and paste before i go to bed.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:12:22 PM EDT

[#2]

Muchas gracias.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:16:05 PM EDT

[#3]

Raven thanks for the heads up on the snow, just what we need to go top of the 8 we got last night.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:17:31 PM EDT

[#4]

In the street, there's a raghead.
Trigger breaks, now he's all d e a d .
.308 round
Shot that bitch down.
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

Spinal shot, I had a clear sight.
It turned him off, like a porch light.
Call his mom on the phone,
He's not coming home.
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

~refrain~
On the target we can paint a tur-ban
And we can pretend it's Osama B
We can dump a couple dozen mags in
It's a lot of of fun for you and me.

Oh, the bodies up are pilin'
In my hide, I sit a smilin'
They've limited sight
But I've got starlight
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:21:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Thanks, mikr. That cracks me up.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:23:35 PM EDT

[#6]

In the street, there's a raghead.
Trigger breaks, now he's all d e a d .
.308 round
Shot that bitch down.
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

Spinal shot, I had a clear sight.
It turned him off, like a porch light.
Call his mom on the phone,
He's not coming home.
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

I don't know about the rest of it, but I came up with these two verses and posted them in the thread about a year ago with great, unpublished pictures of a Pali whacked in the West Bank by an IDF sniper. If the archive ever comes on line, all will be revealed.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:44:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
In the street, there's a raghead.
Trigger breaks, now he's all d e a d .
.308 round
Shot that bitch down.
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

Spinal shot, I had a clear sight.
It turned him off, like a porch light.
Call his mom on the phone,
He's not coming home.
Stalkin' in a sniper wonderland.

I don't know about the rest of it, but I came up with these two verses and posted them in the thread about a year ago with great, unpublished pictures of a Pali whacked in the West Bank by an IDF sniper. If the archive ever comes on line, all will be revealed.

Hats off, very funny.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:52:04 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Hats off, very funny.

Thank you sir.

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:21:10 AM EDT

[#9]

Never did find mine.......but guess i have a new one now! good job!

Posted: 11/22/2003 5:38:07 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 11/22/2003 5:49:07 PM EDT

[#11]

In the town, there was a lady.
In her arms, she held a baby.
touch off a round, the baby hits the ground.
Walking in a sniper wonderland.

We can plant some claymores in the bushes
We can lay a target in the square
We can call in arty by the bushel
and blow the people up into the air

Then we'll rape and pillage
As we burn another village
A one shot kill, from the top of the hill.
Walking in a sniper wonderland.

I haven't sung that in a LONG time.
Not PC, but kind of funny (in a sick cadence kind of way)