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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 9/6/2010 8:44:33 PM EDT
Bet this guy never got picked on as a kid



CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – Police have accused a high school teacher of holding teenagers at gunpoint after he found them ghost-hunting in a Tennessee graveyard.

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office says deputies went to Shipley Cemetery, outside of Chattanooga, on Saturday night after a complaint of shots fired.

Police say they confiscated an assault rifle from 45-year-old Stacey Swallows.

Several teens, ages 16-19, told deputies they had gone to the cemetery after reading an online ghost story about it. They say as they were leaving, Swallows blocked the road with his vehicle, pointed the rifle at them and told them to stay until police arrived.

Swallows teaches diesel mechanics at Sequoyah High School in nearby Soddy-Daisy. He was being held on $180,000 bond Monday, charged with nine counts each of aggravated assault and false imprisonment

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:45:02 PM EDT
IBDP
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:47:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:49:06 PM EDT
Sounds like a cool class for H.S



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Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:55:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NineLivez:
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
If it's a DUPE, Why is everybody clickin it

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:06:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wiley07:

Originally Posted By NineLivez:
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
If it's a DUPE, Why is everybody clickin it



People click on it because of the name
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:08:21 PM EDT
Definitely not a name quickly forgotten.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:09:42 PM EDT


I wonder if he has ever heard of a legal name change before!?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:14:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NineLivez:
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
No shit.

I had to deal with Georgie-Porgie in grade school, but I can't imagine the shit that dude dealt with...

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:18:23 PM EDT
Had a substitute teacher who's name was Richard Picker.
We just called him Dick

He wore horn rimmed glasses and rode a bike to school....no shit.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 12:40:07 AM EDT
Shulda just named him "SUE"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:28:44 AM EDT
Around 1990 or so, there was a wedding announcement for for a women with a last name of Swallows to a man with a last name of Cox.

It was a pretty funny wedding announcement title.

Merlin
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:31:26 AM EDT
He should license that out to porn stars.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:50:40 AM EDT
If only a female.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:54:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wiley07:
Shulda just named him "SUE"


What you did here, I see it ;)
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:13:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wiley07:

Originally Posted By NineLivez:
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
If it's a DUPE, Why is everybody clickin it


Just because it's a dupe to some doesn't mean everyone has seen it? Just guessing here
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:55:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
IBDP


Dupe fail, according to the ARFcom rules of dupage you must provide a link to said dupe.
ARFcom Book of rules, Chapter 4, Paragraphs 8, 9 and 15.

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:27:13 AM EDT
Haven't seen this posted yet.

What's his screen name?

I wonder if they were all emo kids. Maybe he thought they were zombies and the appocalypse had started.
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