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Posted: 9/6/2010 8:44:33 PM EDT


Bet this guy never got picked on as a kid








CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. –  Police have accused a high school teacher of holding teenagers at gunpoint after he found them ghost-hunting in a Tennessee graveyard.



The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office says deputies went to Shipley Cemetery, outside of Chattanooga, on Saturday night after a complaint of shots fired.



Police say they confiscated an assault rifle from 45-year-old Stacey Swallows.



Several teens, ages 16-19, told deputies they had gone to the cemetery after reading an online ghost story about it. They say as they were leaving, Swallows blocked the road with his vehicle, pointed the rifle at them and told them to stay until police arrived.



Swallows teaches diesel mechanics at Sequoyah High School in nearby Soddy-Daisy. He was being held on $180,000 bond Monday, charged with nine counts each of aggravated assault and false imprisonment

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:45:02 PM EDT
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IBDP
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:47:36 PM EDT
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IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:49:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Sounds like a cool class for H.S



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Link Posted: 9/6/2010 8:55:10 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:

IBDP




Yep, But still funny



I would have hated to go through school with that name
If it's a DUPE, Why is everybody clickin it



Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:06:52 PM EDT
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IBDP


Yep, But still funny

I would have hated to go through school with that name
If it's a DUPE, Why is everybody clickin it



People click on it because of the name
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:08:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Definitely not a name quickly forgotten.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:09:42 PM EDT
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I wonder if he has ever heard of a legal name change before!?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:14:53 PM EDT
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Quoted:

IBDP




Yep, But still funny



I would have hated to go through school with that name
No shit.



I had to deal with Georgie-Porgie in grade school, but I can't imagine the shit that dude dealt with...





 
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 9:18:23 PM EDT
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Had a substitute teacher who's name was Richard Picker.
We just called him Dick

He wore horn rimmed glasses and rode a bike to school....no shit.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 12:40:07 AM EDT
[#10]
Shulda just named him "SUE"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:28:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Around 1990 or so, there was a wedding announcement for for a women with a last name of Swallows to a man with a last name of Cox.

It was a pretty funny wedding announcement title.

Merlin
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:31:26 AM EDT
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He should license that out to porn stars.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:50:40 AM EDT
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If only a female.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:54:21 AM EDT
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Shulda just named him "SUE"




What you did here, I see it ;)
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:13:54 AM EDT
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Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

IBDP




Yep, But still funny



I would have hated to go through school with that name
If it's a DUPE, Why is everybody clickin it





Just because it's a dupe to some doesn't mean everyone has seen it?  Just guessing here



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:55:06 AM EDT
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IBDP


Dupe fail, according to the ARFcom rules of dupage you must provide a link to said dupe.
ARFcom Book of rules, Chapter 4, Paragraphs 8, 9 and 15.

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:27:13 AM EDT
[#17]
Haven't seen this posted yet.

What's his screen name?

I wonder if they were all emo kids.  Maybe he thought they were zombies and the appocalypse had started.
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