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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:05:07 PM EST
I am sooo gonna burn in hell for this.  

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 8:09:28 PM EST
[#1]
You may burn LOL but I thought that was damn funny.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:10:41 AM EST
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Okay that one is good.  Not too many people I can retell it to though.  hehe
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:43:28 AM EST
[#3]
I have a funny St Paddy's day joke but I cant say it. I got flamed so bad for it last year.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:47:06 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:17:37 AM EST
[#5]

Quoted:
I have a funny St Paddy's day joke but I cant say it. I got flamed so bad for it last year.



I wouldn't be adverse to recieveing an e-mail with it.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 7:48:28 AM EST
[#6]

Quoted:
I have a funny St Paddy's day joke but I cant say it. I got flamed so bad for it last year.








...........tease.  
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 10:18:04 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/17/2005 10:25:24 AM EST
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