I have just been informed by my local Board of Elections that turnout at the polls is expected to be so high that in order to accomodate everyone with all the crowding that voting will be extended to two days..

Registered Republicans will vote on November 2nd.

Registered Democrats will vote on November 3rd.

Pass the word...

I bet it would work but then you're talking about people who are too stupid and lazy to read the ballot and these same people can't even remember if they voted correctly five minutes after leaving the booth...

now thats a PLAN !!!

can someone make this up to be an AP (assoc. press) story so I can start passing it around?

at a recent  NRA -ILA  meeting the guy from the ILA suggested we do this. I found it pretty amusing.

Say you have a very  anti-bush family member and will not listen to reason at all. Just say the following.." uncle  i respect your opinion , but it is important you vote so PLEASE make sure you go and vote on Nov 7th."

He followed that up with .. we don't want everyone to vote we just want the right votes.

J

Maybe I'll mock up something sort of official looking over the weekend.

WASHINGTON (AP) - Polling stations across the Nation issue a new statement regarding election day voter turnout.

It has been reported that turnout at the polls is expected to be so high that in order to accomodate everyone with all the crowding that voting will be extended to two days.  This decision was based on the expectation that voter turnout for one day could exceed polling stations capacity to correctly process every vote.  This new system also promises the individual voter that they will not be subjected to long lines and waiting periods to cast their vote.  The new dates for voting will be as follows:

Registered Republicans will vote on Tuesday,November 2nd.

Registered Democrats will vote on Wednesday, November 3rd.

For further information please contact your local polling station.

© Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

10/15/2004 11:06am EST
APO

BigDozer66

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Quoted: I have just been informed by my local Board of Elections that turnout at the polls is expected to be so high that in order to accomodate everyone with all the crowding that voting will be extended to two days.. Registered Republicans will vote on November 2nd. Registered Democrats will vote on November 3rd. Pass the word...

Careful, or you'll be getting  served for election fraud by one of Kerry's 60,000 layers.

Bring the noize. Parody is protected speech.