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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:15:58 PM EDT
Do sporks go in the spoon slot or the fork slot in the drawer?

also what is their proper placement when setting up a table?
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:18:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/2/2012 1:19:30 PM EDT by cardboardkiller]
Spoon slot, since it is mostly spoon.

Lay it on the paper plate, tv dinner tray, burrito wrapper, etc.
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:21:12 PM EDT
Here you go

Spork
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:28:15 PM EDT
A spork should live on a length of para cord around your neck, it should also be the correct length in case of emergency
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:29:22 PM EDT
keep the sporks where they belong...... KFC!
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:30:47 PM EDT
Big spoon slot for the table spoons

On the table setting, next to the knife
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:32:37 PM EDT
I prefer to call them foons.

Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:34:51 PM EDT
I don't think I have ever seen anyone use a spork at the dinner table. Only time I have seen them used, is while camping.
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:38:30 PM EDT
Sporks should be stored in one of the following manners:
Slipped into the pen pocket of your flight jacket.
Worn around the neck on a length of paracord.
Clipped via carabiner to the inside of a pack.

Propper spoon meal placement is between the Jetboil and the squishy bowl.
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:39:49 PM EDT
My titanium spork rocks!
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:41:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Here you go

Spork


Definitely a lot of BS at that link
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:42:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DixieAlpha929:
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Here you go

Spork


Definitely a lot of BS at that link


1994 was nostly bullshit
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:47:59 PM EDT
A line from someone, somewhen, somewhere about the coolest thing ever being the folding titanium spork he found at REI still sticks in my head...
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:48:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
Originally Posted By DixieAlpha929:
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Here you go

Spork


Definitely a lot of BS at that link


1994 was nostly bullshit


You actually read it?

Link Posted: 1/2/2012 1:55:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
Originally Posted By DixieAlpha929:
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Here you go

Spork


Definitely a lot of BS at that link


1994 was nostly bullshit


You actually read it?



Yep, clicked it in a "What the fuck there is a spork faq?" way. the date is the first thing listed

Love the new Avatar btw
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 2:05:36 PM EDT
Randolf: Unnatural creatures forged by Scaryman himself. Half spoon, half fork.

Toto Baggypants: You mean...

Randolf: Sporks. They are his utensils. And they do his bidding.
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 2:05:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
Originally Posted By DixieAlpha929:
Originally Posted By Sparky:
Here you go

Spork


Definitely a lot of BS at that link


1994 was nostly bullshit


You actually read it?



Yep, clicked it in a "What the fuck there is a spork faq?" way. the date is the first thing listed

Love the new Avatar btw




Link Posted: 1/2/2012 2:08:56 PM EDT
Don't take to school

spork deadly weapon

a dupe I think but can't find
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 2:14:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/2/2012 2:15:09 PM EDT by MonkTx]
I would reserve a special spot in hell for the inventor of the spork, right next to the shithead that conceived of powerpoint, if it were in my power.
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 2:17:26 PM EDT
Don't know. I keep mine on my plate carrier.
Link Posted: 1/2/2012 2:21:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/2/2012 2:24:48 PM EDT by Swatter911]

Originally Posted By gunmonkey:
Sporks should be stored in one of the following manners:
Slipped into the pen pocket of your flight jacket.
Worn around the neck on a length of paracord.
Clipped via carabiner to the inside of a pack.

Propper spoon meal placement is between the Jetboil and the squishy bowl.

What's a squishy bowl?

ETA: I love my TAD Ti folding spork
Link Posted: 1/3/2012 3:52:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swatter911:

Originally Posted By gunmonkey:
Sporks should be stored in one of the following manners:
Slipped into the pen pocket of your flight jacket.
Worn around the neck on a length of paracord.
Clipped via carabiner to the inside of a pack.

Propper spoon meal placement is between the Jetboil and the squishy bowl.

What's a squishy bowl?

ETA: I love my TAD Ti folding spork
http://www.guyotdesigns.com/


Link Posted: 1/3/2012 4:33:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RaynoEleven:
I prefer to call them foons.



Link Posted: 1/3/2012 4:55:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
I would reserve a special spot in hell for the inventor of the spork, right next to the shithead that conceived of powerpoint, if it were in my power.

Add teleconference to the list and I'm with ya.
Link Posted: 1/3/2012 5:04:22 AM EDT
Pretty sure they belong in the trash at Popeye's.
Link Posted: 1/3/2012 6:22:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Donith:
Randolf: Unnatural creatures forged by Scaryman himself. Half spoon, half fork.

Toto Baggypants: You mean...

Randolf: Sporks. They are his utensils. And they do his bidding.


"Bored of the Rings"?



The Ol' Crew Chief

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 10:44:09 AM EDT
I ordered a couple of the tactical Sporks to go in my War Purse.

might use them as stocking stuffers next christmas
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 10:51:28 AM EDT
The plastic type?

They do not go in a drawer

They do not have a place

They do not

They sit in a box in the pantry

When your done with it they go in the trash.

Sam I am.


Well that didn't rhyme too well did it?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:09:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Codyboy:
The plastic type?

They do not go in a drawer

They do not have a place

They do not

They sit in a box in the pantry

When your done with it they go in the trash.

Sam I am.


Well that didn't rhyme too well did it?


no titanium...plastic is the yuk
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