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Posted: 6/8/2009 2:18:41 PM EST
Water boarding my ass! They should try this with the insurgents. Believe me they would talk! This evil little bastard is under the middle finger cuticle on my left hand so I can use my right hand to get it out. So far I've used a needle and a sharp pointed Exacto knife. It ain't sliding out like most do. I cut a little slit so I could get to it and still no dice. I can see the dark tip of this thing and it's at least another quarter inch deep. It's got to go soon but how?? It may involve whisky if I keep picking at it!!!!
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:20:42 PM EST
Amputate below the chin.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:21:48 PM EST
Yur gonna die.

Dibs on your guns!
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:24:55 PM EST
It's getting sore. I may have to soak my finger in boiling water. I'm seriously considering a quick hit with an angle grinder and real coarse disc.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:27:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:27:39 PM EST
Well... since you refuse the amputation method, smash it with a hammer, the nail should fall off in a week or so and the splinter will be free.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:35:08 PM EST
Step one: Stop whining like there is a rusty nail through one of your nads.

Step two: Dig it out with something sharp.

Step three: Get a tissue, dab your eyes, look up man in the dictionary.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:37:16 PM EST
Call a Yakuza enforcer.


Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:38:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Step one: Stop whining like there is a rusty nail through one of your nads.

Step two: Dig it out with something sharp dull. Like a spoon you pansy.

Step three: Get a tissue, dab your eyes, look up man in the dictionary.


Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:40:43 PM EST
Sounds painful. I'd sic a termite on it.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:41:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By BBossman:
Amputate below the chin.


Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:42:44 PM EST
cider...soak
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:42:55 PM EST
Wife had one under her cuticle (ran the length of the nail) - we tried everything and couldn't get it. She said it was painful as hell and her finger started to swell. She ended up having to go to a hand surgeon. The total bill was $1K before insurance. Good luck.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 2:44:48 PM EST
Real funny. I'm taking a drill to it. It's stuck in there good!!
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 3:09:26 PM EST
I had a sliver of bamboo get under my thumbnail while cutting with a mechete years ago... I gotta tell you, that fucker hurt. No lie, it took 5 years for the nail to grow entirely back. I feel your pain.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 3:14:48 PM EST
I bet you cry yourself to sleep when you cut yourself shaving your legs too, Nancy


Surgery with an exacto knife and a good pair of tweezers should do it. That sumbitch is gonna be sore as hell tomarow if you dont get it out. If you cant get to it, it should build up enough pus around it in a day or two that a good squeeze should pop it out. Of course, thats gonna hurt like mad too.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 4:34:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By cougargnw:
I bet you cry yourself to sleep when you cut yourself shaving your legs too, Nancy


Surgery with an exacto knife and a good pair of tweezers should do it. That sumbitch is gonna be sore as hell tomarow if you dont get it out. If you cant get to it, it should build up enough pus around it in a day or two that a good squeeze should pop it out. Of course, thats gonna hurt like mad too.



That won't hurt! That will be fun. Fester up baby. Since it's on my bird finger if it festers up real good I'll try to post my first picture ever. It will make a fine addition to the Arfcom Journal of Medicine.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 4:36:03 PM EST
You guys hold him down, We will hit him with some starting fluid to take the edge off, then we are removing the limb
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 4:38:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 4:40:45 PM EST
Warm water and soap sok after that peroxide on cotton, later sterile needle to remove
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 4:43:39 PM EST
Hold an ice cube on area until it goes numb then hack away. Its not like its brain surgery. Its a splinter for crying in the beer.
Then hand in your man card.
Link Posted: 6/8/2009 4:44:29 PM EST
It's not wasting any time. It's starting to fester already.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:58:40 PM EST
so...did you make it?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:36:16 PM EST
I think his arm turned black all the way up and he croaked.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:40:44 PM EST
Better call Milsurpninja. seems he's good at home surgery
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:43:52 PM EST
Snort......

girl splinter.
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