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Posted: 8/30/2004 1:58:38 PM EST
Since the insane Spidey egg sac thread lasted 11 undeserving pages, here's the rest of the story: Came home today and Spidey's guts were hanging out. I have no idea why. The eggs have been exterminated in the jar with extreme prejudice. Poor Spidey

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 1:59:33 PM EST
KIA ??@?!?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:00:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 2:00:30 PM EST by mjohn3006]
Gut shot with a 9mm??
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:00:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:00:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By JHP:
KIA ??@?!?



Nope. She was in the jar alone (except for the unhatched egg sacs)
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:00:47 PM EST
...Why the hell didn't you show us the ritualistic burning of the pests?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:01:19 PM EST
UBL! Is alive!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:02:16 PM EST
quite obvious you morons---


mall ninja black widows!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:02:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sturmwehr:
...Why the hell didn't you show us the ritualistic burning of the pests?



Cause they were more like drowned in RAID!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:02:58 PM EST
You're in trouble now!

In a day or so, a tiny little Alien will be attacking your ankles in the dark!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:06:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 2:07:08 PM EST by Alien]

Originally Posted By KBaker:
You're in trouble now!

In a day or so, a tiny little Alien will be attacking your ankles in the dark!
www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/wallpaper/wp-alien-1-m.jpg





Must have missed the small pin head sized hole where he burned his way out!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:07:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:07:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:10:17 PM EST
"must have been sumthin I et" burp
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:11:12 PM EST
This all sounds like Charlotte's Web....

Throws a fat egg sack and then expires...
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:13:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:13:46 PM EST
After all those bugs she ate, it was probably the wafer-thin-mint you gave her.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:22:57 PM EST
Of course, if you slew her children, she might have committed seppuku to remove the dishonor.

Did you find a tiny kozuka knife?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:23:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:24:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
SPIDER WHAKO



That's it! Hold still! I'm kickin your ass!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:25:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By KBaker:
Of course, if you slew her children, she might have committed seppuku to remove the dishonor.

Did you find a tiny kozuka knife?



Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:27:23 PM EST
I have read elswhere about a different species of spider. After creating an egg sack, it stops eating and dies. The spider in this story had its abdomen split also. Natural causes I think.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:33:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:35:51 PM EST
Don't EVER post a pic like that again! I'll be itching all night now, thanks.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:38:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Maybe the little spiders were suppose to eat mom? And you exterminated them? Damn you!!!!



The babies aren't due yet. Mom's gonna start stinkin. Then I heard about a gut who had to get his house bagged twice at a cost of $10,000 because it was infested with black widow spiders. So, screw those little bastards!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:39:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Fed her too much?



+1

Looks like she finally exploded from eating all those cockroaches.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:41:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:47:16 PM EST
Nooooooo! Damn, that thread was getting interesting.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:50:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By BigT:
Since the insane Spidey egg sac thread lasted 11 undeserving pages, here's the rest of the story: Came home today and Spidey's guts were hanging out. I have no idea why. The eggs have been exterminated in the jar with extreme prejudice. Poor Spidey

home.comcast.net/~tharmon150/deadspidey.jpg



she's playing possum

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:52:17 PM EST
Finally, a Pic of a GOOD spider.
GOOD and DEAD.

SG
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:56:34 PM EST
It is probably just a trick to get you to open the jar and let him out.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:57:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:01:19 PM EST
Looks like a little ketchup (or is it catsup), did you feed her a Cheeseburger? If so, probably just taking a little siesta.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:20:21 PM EST
Poor Charlotte, now who will Wilbur be friends with??
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:08:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Herr_Luger:

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Fed her too much?



+1

Looks like she finally exploded from eating all those cockroaches.



Here's the final tally:

5 big cockroaches
4 moths
2 beetles
1 dragonfly
1 bumble bee
1 unidentified green bug (maybe it wasn't ripe yet)
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:49:37 PM EST
I'm no expert, but I guess she wouldn't have scored this lot under normal circumstances.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:45:02 AM EST
It died from lack of cowbell.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:54:25 AM EST
I know what happened....

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:07:07 AM EST
Man, I wish I had taken pictures of this one I squashed in NH last week. I don't know what the hell it was but it was 8 feet tall if it was an inch... and it had a HUGE sack underneath it... Did I mention the spider was HUGE? I lived on in he rocks by the water on the lake... is there such a thing as a rock spider?
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