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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:39:50 PM EDT
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Spiders are just moochers. The real assholes are wasps.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:41:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:47:13 PM EDT
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Spiders are just moochers. The real assholes are wasps. and their cousins. fire ants. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:51:48 PM EDT
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I'll take spiders 100000000x over anything that ends in "pede"
FUCK THAT SHIT. 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:00:37 PM EDT
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Depends on the spider...
...I can live harmoniously with daddy long legs but will do all that I can to eradicate a black widow or any other spider that spins a web as tough as a widow... |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:03:05 PM EDT
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Spiders are just moochers. The real assholes are wasps. true. I'm pretty sure I've made eye contact with a wasp before, right before the jerk departed his nest and came at me. jackass. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:04:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:13:46 PM EDT
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How can spiders be moochers? They catch their damn food.
Jumping spiders and Daddy long legs are welcome in my house. All others can die. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:16:20 PM EDT
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eight legs = dead
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:16:29 PM EDT
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat... 'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden' she said. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:18:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:22:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat... 'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden' she said.  ... |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:31:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:45:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:49:48 PM EDT
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My wife loves them, and gets pissed when I kill them, and she goes on and on about how the world would be overrun with insects if not for them, and she's more educated than me and I know she is probably correct, in a academic sense, but I hate those fuckers too, and will stomp one any chance I get.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:52:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:53:14 PM EDT
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Spiders are awesome.
That spider was just helping with your anti bug campaign. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 11:29:23 PM EDT
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Spiders are awesome. That spider was just helping with your anti bug campaign. Tell my fiancée that when she gets a web in the face and burns the house down... 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 11:33:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 11:44:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/3/2015 10:49:05 AM EDT
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Do... not ... like ... spiders. (except for Salticids)
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Posted: 5/3/2015 11:01:15 AM EDT
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I like spiders.
They kill bugs that I hate. |
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Posted: 5/3/2015 11:13:00 AM EDT
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My wife loves them, and gets pissed when I kill them, and she goes on and on about how the world would be overrun with insects if not for them, and she's more educated than me and I know she is probably correct, in a academic sense, but I hate those fuckers too, and will stomp one any chance I get. She's right. |
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Posted: 5/3/2015 11:19:34 AM EDT
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First post is correct!
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