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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:08:36 PM EDT
With two D's, for a double dose of his pimpin'.

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:12:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:14:19 PM EDT
I like money.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:17:28 PM EDT
Now I know why Einstein built that bomb and shit.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:18:29 PM EDT
Welcome to Costco, I love you
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:18:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:18:41 PM EDT
Fuck you! I'm eating.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:22:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/14/2011 10:22:37 PM EDT by Cpatterson]
Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:23:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Credge:
I like money.


Hey, I like money too! We should totally hang out.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:24:05 PM EDT
If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You!
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:24:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cpatterson:
Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating.


Next on 'Ow My Balls!'
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:27:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:28:31 PM EDT
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:29:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:30:26 PM EDT
" I could really go for a starbucks"
"we don't have time for a handjob bro"
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:37:15 PM EDT
But it's got electrolytes....
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 10:59:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.


but it's ok, my first wife was a tard, she's a pilot now
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:12:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By blackhawk35440:
Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.


but it's ok, my first wife was a tard, she's a pilot now


There's that fag talk we talked about.
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:18:12 PM EDT
Mike Judge is a prophet.

Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:21:21 PM EDT
so fucking lost right now
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:27:09 PM EDT
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:29:08 PM EDT
"He's the Secretary of Education."

Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:33:44 PM EDT
"Why come you got no tattoo?"
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:35:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Amped:
so fucking lost right now

Unscannable!!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2011 11:36:33 PM EDT
It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 12:02:42 AM EDT
It's down in electronics.... bout an hour from here.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 12:15:39 AM EDT
You see, a pimps love is much different than that of a square's...
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 12:56:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/15/2011 12:56:33 AM EDT by SirSqueeboo]
Uh, it's eighty. It's eighty billion dollars frito. That's a mighty big minus isn't it?
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 1:00:00 AM EDT
Hey, uh, you mind if we go family style on her?
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 7:34:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Amped:
so fucking lost right now


brought to you by Carl Juniors
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 7:35:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
Hey, uh, you mind if we go family style on her?
LOL, I forgot that line.

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 7:36:12 AM EDT
Ass.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 7:37:38 AM EDT
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:37:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
With two D's, for a double dose of his pimpin'.

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


I fuckin luv that quote
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:40:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/15/2011 10:41:28 AM EDT by Greenhorn]
Starbucks mocha latte with "full release"
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:45:13 AM EDT
Whenever my wife and I encounted a member of the Free Shit Army in their natural environment, or just an average moron, the usual quote is "Don't worry, scro.. plenty of tards leadin' kickass lives!"
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:46:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
close.
Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:47:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hawken50:

Originally Posted By Credge:
I like money.


Hey, I like money too! We should totally hang out.


moneys
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:48:26 AM EDT
I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:50:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:55:01 AM EDT
You are an unfit mother.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:55:23 AM EDT
"Thats what you said last time, bitch!
Yeah, I got a solution, youre a dick! South Carolina, whats up?!"
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:59:39 AM EDT
Water, like the stuff in the toilet?

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Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:00:35 AM EDT
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1253524_.html&page=1&anc=bottom

This thread is a shining example.


Phone won't hotlink.

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:04:12 AM EDT
Fuddruckers Buttf*&kers

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:08:32 AM EDT
My wife's retarded, she's a pilot now.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:12:59 AM EDT
Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:16:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/15/2011 11:17:20 AM EDT by happycynic]

Originally Posted By cole99:
"Thats what you said last time, bitch!
Yeah, I got a solution, youre a dick! South Carolina, whats up?!"

You gotta love Comacho's reply.


Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:17:25 AM EDT
EXTRA BIG-ASS FRIES!
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:20:43 AM EDT
Haulin' ass, Gettin' paid!
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:25:25 AM EDT
This thread has given me several lawlgasiums.
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