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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:12:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Go away.. baitin!
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:14:19 PM EDT
[#2]
I like money.
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:17:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Now I know why Einstein built that bomb and shit.
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:18:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Welcome to Costco, I love you
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:18:35 PM EDT
[#5]
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:18:41 PM EDT
[#6]
Fuck you! I'm eating.
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:22:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating.
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:23:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: I like money. Hey, I like money too! We should totally hang out. |
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:24:05 PM EDT
[#9]
If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You!
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:24:12 PM EDT
[#10]
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Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating. Next on 'Ow My Balls!' |
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:27:12 PM EDT
[#11]
It's got what plants crave!
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:28:31 PM EDT
[#12]
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:29:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:30:26 PM EDT
[#14]
" I could really go for a starbucks"
"we don't have time for a handjob bro" |
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:37:15 PM EDT
[#15]
But it's got electrolytes....
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Posted: 11/14/2011 10:59:06 PM EDT
[#16]
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You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. but it's ok, my first wife was a tard, she's a pilot now |
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:12:48 PM EDT
[#17]
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You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. but it's ok, my first wife was a tard, she's a pilot now There's that fag talk we talked about. |
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:18:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Mike Judge is a prophet.
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:21:21 PM EDT
[#19]
so fucking lost right now
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:27:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:29:08 PM EDT
[#21]
"He's the Secretary of Education."
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:33:44 PM EDT
[#22]
"Why come you got no tattoo?"
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:35:03 PM EDT
[#23]
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so fucking lost right now Unscannable!!!! 
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Posted: 11/14/2011 11:36:33 PM EDT
[#24]
It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 12:02:42 AM EDT
[#25]
It's down in electronics.... bout an hour from here.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 12:15:39 AM EDT
[#26]
You see, a pimps love is much different than that of a square's...
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Posted: 11/15/2011 12:56:01 AM EDT
[#27]
Uh, it's eighty. It's eighty billion dollars frito. That's a mighty big minus isn't it?
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Posted: 11/15/2011 1:00:00 AM EDT
[#28]
Hey, uh, you mind if we go family style on her?
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Posted: 11/15/2011 7:34:13 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
so fucking lost right now brought to you by Carl Juniors |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 7:35:47 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: LOL, I forgot that line.Hey, uh, you mind if we go family style on her? |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 7:36:12 AM EDT
[#31]
Ass.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 7:37:38 AM EDT
[#32]
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:37:22 AM EDT
[#33]
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With two D's, for a double dose of his pimpin'. You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square. I fuckin luv that quote |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:40:20 AM EDT
[#34]
Starbucks mocha latte with "full release"
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:45:13 AM EDT
[#35]
Whenever my wife and I encounted a member of the Free Shit Army in their natural environment, or just an average moron, the usual quote is "Don't worry, scro.. plenty of tards leadin' kickass lives!"
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:46:20 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: close.You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like... |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:47:38 AM EDT
[#37]
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I like money. Hey, I like money too! We should totally hang out. moneys 
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:48:26 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:50:33 AM EDT
[#39]
<===
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:55:01 AM EDT
[#40]
You are an unfit mother.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:55:23 AM EDT
[#41]
"Thats what you said last time, bitch!
Yeah, I got a solution, youre a dick! South Carolina, whats up?!" |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 10:59:39 AM EDT
[#42]
Water, like the stuff in the toilet?
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:00:35 AM EDT
[#43]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1253524_.html&page=1&anc=bottom
This thread is a shining example. Phone won't hotlink. |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:04:12 AM EDT
[#44]
Fuddruckers Buttf*&kers
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:08:32 AM EDT
[#45]
My wife's retarded, she's a pilot now.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:12:59 AM EDT
[#46]
Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:16:36 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: "Thats what you said last time, bitch! Yeah, I got a solution, youre a dick! South Carolina, whats up?!" You gotta love Comacho's reply.  |
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:17:25 AM EDT
[#48]
EXTRA BIG-ASS FRIES!
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:20:43 AM EDT
[#49]
Haulin' ass, Gettin' paid!
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Posted: 11/15/2011 11:25:25 AM EDT
[#50]
This thread has given me several lawlgasiums.
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