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Posted: 5/23/2005 10:07:33 PM EDT
Where in the flying f@#$ does this saying come from?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:09:12 PM EDT
I never saw it till I came here
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:11:24 PM EDT


Ranks right up there with "Screen doors on submarines" in my book.

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:17:24 PM EDT
How do I apply?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:17:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Where in the flying f@#$ does this saying come from?




I always thought a door gunner on the space shuttle was a guy that told you BS stories about his millitary history.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:17:46 PM EDT
It was my MOS.

really!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:33:29 PM EDT
When somebody is feeding you a line of BS about how they were a Ranger SEAL Marine sniper in Delta Force, you can either tell tell them that they are a dishonest sack of shit that isn't worthy of licking the sweat off a real soldier's balls, or you can say "yeah, well I was a door gunner on the space shuttle."

It's your call which to use, both responses are 100% appropriate.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:40:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 10:41:49 PM EDT by raven]
A high school friend of mine became a Navy SEAL. When he'd come back home, we'd talk about his adventures and the chicks he'd pick up in bars.

He would dick around with some of them when they asked what he did. He'd say "I'm the door gunner on the Space Shuttle." And if they ever said something like "Why do you need guns on the Space Shuttle?" He'd reply "Think about it: how else would you hit the meteorites heading for the Shuttle?"

And he said they'd say something like "Oh, I never thought about that." or "Wow, that must be an important job!"

Just another way of having fun yanking a bimbo's chain at her expense.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:40:29 PM EDT
GO get me 300' of flight line and 50 gallons of prop wash RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:47:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 10:47:41 PM EDT by MonkTx]

Originally Posted By TurkeyBurgers:
How do I apply?



You don't. If you're a high-speed killer with nerves of steel and ice water in your veins, we'll come get you.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 10:47:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:10:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sprayandpray:
GO get me 300' of flight line and 50 gallons of prop wash RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!



And a spool of pipe thread, the keys to the flag pole, and a bottle of liquid squelch.
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