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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:21:20 AM EDT


I saw this and wish I could un-see it.  I thought "Who can I scar with this"  So I decided to post it here.

I have to get back to work, so discuss and vomit at your own discretion.  Why America why?

In before the ban

Not safe for work or human viewing

http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:22:38 AM EDT
Click or not click...  Hmmmm...
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:24:39 AM EDT
not clicking that link.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:27:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:27:09 AM EDT
Hey, something disgusting and horrifying. Let's post it on arfcom.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:27:17 AM EDT
I clicked. I did not read, but its just pictures of "avatar" dildos and what looks like gelatin eggs.

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:28:45 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By geoisdef:


I clicked. I did not read, but its just pictures of "avatar" dildos and what looks like gelatin eggs.



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Avatar dildos are tails... This is more Alien spider egg layer thing...



 

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:30:36 AM EDT
America F yeah. About time we start showing the Japanese why we  won WW2.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:31:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 10:48:34 AM EDT by buck19delta]
if you watch this video.... WTF is up with the next video that pops up at the end of it????  

it shows  a scene, from some weird james bond type spin off.... where some girl is tied up, and orgasmed to death by a snake ... what the fuck is that from?






Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:31:51 AM EDT
Good lord
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:36:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 10:40:20 AM EDT by bob1946]
The owner of Primal Hardwere is a man who insisted I refer to him only as LoneWolf. A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently worked as a builder, fast food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and pursued veterinary medicine at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.



ETA: I used to think the danger of the fukushima radiation was overblown but if America is producing and selling this clearly we've been nuked like Japan.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:42:19 AM EDT
Yet another persons browsing history some NSA flunky wishes he never stumbled upon..
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:47:30 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Masterbagger:
Hey, something disgusting and horrifying. Let's post it on arfcom.
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Well of course
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 10:56:29 AM EDT

The eggs are gelatin and they disolve, that's a really cool idea.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:14 AM EDT
again...... what the hell movie is this from????  




its not safe for work... but its on youtube...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-7ESDEKQY

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:59 AM EDT
The outcome of the implantation:



Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:01:13 AM EDT
Still less weird than buttfucking.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:02:48 AM EDT
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Still less weird than buttfucking.
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what the hell movie is my link from????
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:07:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:07:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 11:08:27 AM EDT by bob1946]
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Originally Posted By buck19delta:




what the hell movie is my link from????
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Originally Posted By buck19delta:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Still less weird than buttfucking.




what the hell movie is my link from????


Nevermind confused the space balls pics with your post.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:10:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 11:12:57 AM EDT by B_A_USMC]
Didn't watch it, but it looks like that guy monk, so my guess is space galaxy?




ETA:   Forgot to quote Buck.  
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:14:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:15:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JeremyF4i:
The outcome of the implantation:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c5fIz5Zt9Ao/0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bf6sQ.jpg
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Should have ordered the soup.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:19:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 11:31:11 AM EDT by buck19delta]
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Originally Posted By B_A_USMC:
Didn't watch it, but it looks like that guy monk, so my guess is space galaxy?




ETA:   Forgot to quote Buck.  
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its definately galaxy quest......... its the weird assed movie clip that follows it ...

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:22:19 AM EDT
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Happens all the time. How many Hillary pix are posted here?

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:27:10 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:42:02 AM EDT
Keeping ER nurses entertained and employed for years to come!
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:42:42 AM EDT
Poop back and forth... forever?
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:43:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bob1946:
The owner of Primal Hardwere is a man who insisted I refer to him only as LoneWolf. A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently worked as a builder, fast food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and pursued veterinary medicine at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.



ETA: I used to think the danger of the fukushima radiation was overblown but if America is producing and selling this clearly we've been nuked like Japan.
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His rez must hav ebeen downwind of the test ranges ...
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 11:52:16 AM EDT
Just the female version of this.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 12:11:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dorobuta:
not clicking that link.
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este aqui
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 12:13:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By buck19delta:
again...... what the hell movie is this from????  




its not safe for work... but its on youtube...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-7ESDEKQY

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Rod Steele 0014: You Only Live Until You Die
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 12:13:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By buck19delta:
if you watch this video.... WTF is up with the next video that pops up at the end of it????  

it shows  a scene, from some weird james bond type spin off.... where some girl is tied up, and orgasmed to death by a snake ... what the fuck is that from?






https://youtu.be/OXAQpKmc4zc
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Galaxy Quest.  It's an awesome flick.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 12:55:10 PM EDT
For a minute there, I thought I was on 4chan...
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 1:04:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 1:10:54 PM EDT by buck19delta]
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:


Rod Steele 0014: You Only Live Until You Die
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By buck19delta:
again...... what the hell movie is this from????  




its not safe for work... but its on youtube...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-7ESDEKQY



Rod Steele 0014: You Only Live Until You Die



thank you miss snow ! ! ! ! ! ! !  your a life saver ! !           i looked everywhere trying to find out what this was, by using what little info was in the clip....

im gonna watch this today... lol.. well, maybe tonight with the gf... looks pornish.. but stupid and funny too..
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 1:06:51 PM EDT
Ummmmm...
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 3:43:45 PM EDT
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Keeping ER nurses entertained and employed for years to come!
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No, really, uh, I was in the shower, and, uh, I slipped, and, uh, I must have accidentally sat on the ovipositor...
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 3:55:57 PM EDT
Gonna make MILLIONS!!





Link Posted: 8/13/2015 4:03:58 PM EDT
The inventor said he's used it quite a bit himself.

He's a poofter.  
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 4:09:42 PM EDT
Huh, this thread is still around...

Usually dildo threads don't hang around this long, must be due to the egg lying technicality.

In before somebody finds a way to keep live semen in the eggs, and somehow knock up a lady using it.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 4:13:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 4:15:31 PM EDT by ma96782]
Where there's a need.....it'll probably get filled.



Alien Eggs.

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 6:29:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By osprey21:
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Sure it will.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 6:48:03 PM EDT
That's actually kinda cool.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 6:52:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2015 6:55:03 PM EDT by PatriotAr15]
I clicked on the link, I'm adventurous. But definitely not adventerous to actually try any of those things.
For those who aren't brave enough to click on the link:




VICE: Hey, Lone Wolf. Most readers probably aren't familiar with how Ovipositors function. How do you explain them to people?

Lone Wolf: The idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs. Usually from an alien or insect. If you've seen the Aliens movies, you'll get the picture. Many people find this sort of thing very arousing. The toys are simply phallic-shaped hollow tubes that can be used to insert gelatin eggs into oneself. There is a funnel-shaped hole in the bottom to receive the eggs, which are inserted one by one, forcing them up the tube and out the top.

 
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 7:05:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

The eggs are gelatin and they disolve, that's a really cool idea.
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Now we know what too get you for Christmas
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 8:04:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By StainlessSteel:


I saw this and wish I could un-see it.  I thought "Who can I scar with this"  So I decided to post it here.

I have to get back to work, so discuss and vomit at your own discretion.  Why America why?

In before the ban

Not safe for work or human viewing

http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

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is this a case of daddy didn't love me enough, or too much?  how broken do you have to be that the only thing that gets you off is a giant rubber dong shoved up your ass or pussy pinching off superballs like something off discovery health and you tell yourself it's ET laying his eggs?

Link Posted: 8/13/2015 8:14:47 PM EDT
I think it would be kind of cool to get one, then I can launch eggs of the balcony.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 8:16:06 PM EDT





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Link Posted: 8/13/2015 9:07:46 PM EDT
In.
Link Posted: 8/13/2015 9:28:44 PM EDT
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That's what s/he said...
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