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Posted: 9/27/2005 5:19:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 5:48:41 AM EDT by Combatvet]
I'm a dirty shamless whore of a man.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:21:16 AM EDT
Got some what.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:21:26 AM EDT
i guess w00t?

oh +1
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:26:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Got some what.



DUH.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:26:51 AM EDT
I haven't "got some" in so long I don't remember what "it" looks like.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:28:01 AM EDT
) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )Chirp....chirp....chirp. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (

Even the normally apathetic crickets got some last night....not me though.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:29:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 5:29:51 AM EDT by w4klr]
I can neither confirm nor deny

ETA: Now that your avatar loadded up, I picture you getting some with a helmet and bandolier while saluting haha.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:29:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combatvet:

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Got some what.



DUH.


Its like Bud Grant used to say "Even if you havent act like you have been there before."
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:29:22 AM EDT
Got what? Dinner?

Oh yeah dude, you should have seen me. I used my best trick, came at it from the side, and macked all up in that bowl of chili...

I even let the wife watch.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:29:55 AM EDT
So, how is your hand feeling after a tough work out this morning.


Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:30:15 AM EDT
Palmalla Handerson came over for drinks last night. I can't go into further detail, but let's say that it was a very selfgratifying evening.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:30:24 AM EDT
Does Rosie Palms and her five sisters count?

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:32:03 AM EDT
Hey us married guys have to celebrate when we get it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:32:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )Chirp....chirp....chirp. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (

Even the normally apathetic crickets got some last night....not me though.



By golly I heard the same crickets last night! Patty
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:39:10 AM EDT
I was working on it but then she woke up and beat the hell out of me.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:42:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:44:30 AM EDT
It's been 175 days since I got some, and I will not be getting any for another 40+ days.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:44:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:45:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:46:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
It's been 175 days since I got some, and I will not be getting any for another 40+ days.



You need to get to town more often.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:47:43 AM EDT
Too tired last night. We also have guests over, and we tend to be noisy.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:47:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:52:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )Chirp....chirp....chirp. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (

Even the normally apathetic crickets got some last night....not me though.



By golly I heard the same crickets last night! Patty



I couldn't get some if I crawled up a chicken's ass and waited.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:55:11 AM EDT
Got the wife good last night
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:55:54 AM EDT
Rarely do I feel the need to post a thread every time my finger accidentally breaks through the toilet paper – but hey – what do I know – I’m just back fresh from a ban.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:56:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 5:57:14 AM EDT by Cope]
Slept well after exhibiting the o-face.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:57:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 5:58:10 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
Does pieuniverse plus rosey palm and her five fingers count?

ETA a couple posts beat me out of the beating off coment.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:57:11 AM EDT
Got some face. Does that count?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:05:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:

Originally Posted By 2A373:
It's been 175 days since I got some, and I will not be getting any for another 40+ days.



You need to get to town more often.



No, I need to get back to the states and see the wife.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:15:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:16:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 6:16:25 AM EDT by Combatvet]
Sorry guys I'm back now, was called in for part II. I love it when the kids go off to school!

BTW morning sex ROCKS!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:19:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:22:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:02:50 AM EDT
dude thats just funny
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:06:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Does pieuniverse plus rosey palm and her five fingers count?

ETA a couple posts beat me out of the beating off coment.




I think you have to remember this:

You have to love yourself before you can love anyone else


So yes it does count
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:07:14 AM EDT
Now that you mention it, I didn't think about "it" at all yesterday Celibacy rocks!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:07:48 AM EDT
Oh Hell Yeah!!!

Pardon my font but its been few and far between since we have three kids under the age of 5 with the youngest being 4 mos.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:18:18 AM EDT
I knocked some off
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:23:11 AM EDT
IT has been a while since I hired a professional. Worth every damn penny.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:24:43 AM EDT
Lets see ....if yesterday was Sunday yes

Otherwise not snowballs chance in Hell
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:51:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 5:55:50 AM EDT by Combatvet]
WW, two nights in a row! There must be a god after all. Please, don't ask for pics, it ain't gonna happen.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:56:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:59:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combatvet:
WW, two nights in a row! There must be a god after all. Please, don't ask for pics, it ain't gonna happen.




Me too!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:00:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fast351:
www.fast351.com/howsmart.jpg



If you don't like the thread then why respond? Thanks for trying to insult a fellow Team Member for no good reason.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:05:33 AM EDT
I got a half-ass back rub last night....

Does that count?

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:06:09 AM EDT
It's does if it resulted in a "happy ending".
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