Sittin' At A Bar lyrics

Bar tender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
The she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunkin' stooper
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

You know mo I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers 'til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And you all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary
See me on T.V.
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've done something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a shit nova

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

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An oldy but a goodie. Some of their other songs are pretty funny too, but they're closer to sounding like rap songs.

Quoted: An oldy but a goodie. Some of their other songs are pretty funny too, but they're closer to sounding like rap songs.

yea, but I still laughed when I heard it.

BEST FUNNY SONG EVER:

The Saga Begins

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jin
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didnt thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
Thats where we found this boy...

Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now hes just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi."

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave,
But he can use the force, they say.
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though hes just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday.
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And Ive heard how fast his pod can go.
And we were broke, its true,
So we made a wager or two.
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'
My, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi."

Now we finally got to Coruscant,
The jedi council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and we told the tale,
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale,
And he might fulfill that prophecy.
Oh, the council was impressed, of course.
Could he bring balance to the force?
They interview the kid.
Oh, training they forbid!
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear,
And Qui-Gon said, "now listen here,
Just stick it in your pointy ear!
I still will teach this boy."

He was singin' ...
My, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now hes just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi."

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause queen Amidala wanted to.
I frankly would've liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war,
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died,
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried.
A lot of folks were croakin',
The battle droids were broken.
And the jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost.
I guess Ill train this boy

And I was singin ...
My, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now hes just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi."

Quoted: A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jin Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didnt thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the queen We all wound up on Tatooine Thats where we found this boy... Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now hes just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a jedi." Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the force, they say. Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though hes just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday. Well, I knew he built C-3PO And Ive heard how fast his pod can go. And we were broke, its true, So we made a wager or two. He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin' My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a jedi." Now we finally got to Coruscant, The jedi council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be. So we took him there and we told the tale, How his midi-chlorians were off the scale, And he might fulfill that prophecy. Oh, the council was impressed, of course. Could he bring balance to the force? They interview the kid. Oh, training they forbid! Because Yoda sensed in him much fear, And Qui-Gon said, "now listen here, Just stick it in your pointy ear! I still will teach this boy." He was singin' ... My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now hes just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a jedi." We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause queen Amidala wanted to. I frankly would've liked to stay. We all fought in that epic war, And it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gunguns died, Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin', The battle droids were broken. And the jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost. I guess Ill train this boy And I was singin ... My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now hes just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a jedi."