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Posted: 6/18/2014 8:59:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/19/2014 9:29:58 AM EST by sitkashooter]
I'm watching Bluray Dics from Netflix... Its Babylon 5 Season 4.

Anyway, Disc 3 is done. Im drunk right now and somehow disk 4 ends up in my Blu ray player. I eject it and put it in the mail box... Low in behold, I find out its the most recent disk! Disk number 4, the one I have not seen.

Now what really sucks here is the mail box is right outside the door of my condo.. So, do I just let it go or fuckin drill the box so I can watch the disk I need to see.


Fuck...

****UPDATE****

good news and bad news.

good news: this morning I was standing outside looking at the mail boxes deciding how I was going to break into it... a drill? maybe learn how to pick locks? tannerite? As I'm standing there looking at the box, guess who pulls up, THE MAIL MAN!!!!! I told him my problem and he nicely opened up the box and gave me my disk!

AWESOME RIGHT??? NOOOOOOOOPE

I guess I was drunker than I realized... see, I popped the disk in my Blu ray player this morning and, dammit, I HAD watched that one. I had watched BOTH and now I have to sleeves that are ripped in 2 when they SHOULD be on the way back to netflix land.


dammit

anyway, here is the obligatory photo of the mailbox that almost landed me in federal prison:



Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:02:09 PM EST
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

That being said....babylon doesn't sound very manly. I mean it has the word baby right in it. If it was bad babysitter 5 season 4 that would be better.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:03:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By sitkashooter:
I'm watching Bluray Dics from Netflix... Its Babylon 5 Season 4.

Anyway, Disc 3 is done. Im drunk right now and somehow disk 4 ends up in my Blu ray player. I eject it and put it in the mail box... Low in behold, I find out its the most recent disk! Disk number 4, the one I have not seen.

Now what really sucks here is the mail box is right outside the door of my condo.. So, do I just let it go or fuckin drill the box so I can watch the disk I need to see.


Fuck...
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Drill the box.

Pics please.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:05:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SauerPatchKid:


Drill the box.

Pics please.
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Originally Posted By SauerPatchKid:
Originally Posted By sitkashooter:
I'm watching Bluray Dics from Netflix... Its Babylon 5 Season 4.

Anyway, Disc 3 is done. Im drunk right now and somehow disk 4 ends up in my Blu ray player. I eject it and put it in the mail box... Low in behold, I find out its the most recent disk! Disk number 4, the one I have not seen.

Now what really sucks here is the mail box is right outside the door of my condo.. So, do I just let it go or fuckin drill the box so I can watch the disk I need to see.


Fuck...


Drill the box.

Pics please.


fuck...

Im drunk right now...

The USPS might send me to jail!

what do I do?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:07:05 PM EST
there are no cameras...

I might get away with it....
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:08:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By sitkashooter:
there are no cameras...

I might get away with it....
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Wear gloves and you'll be good. Just remember, be cool.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:08:20 PM EST
Hmmm.... This is a difficult situation to assess. I can not make an appropriate decision until I reach your level of intoxication. Standby for follow up... Hopefully soon
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:09:07 PM EST
Only time being drunk sucks is when you can't drown out the voices... grabbing another...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:09:21 PM EST
And I take back the pictures part... well, take a picture of the DVD once you get it back. You don't want to get yourself in trouble on here...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:10:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kayamana:
Only time being drunk sucks is when you can't drown out the voices... grabbing another...
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One Heady Topper left here... then its off to Lagunitas IPA until the next case comes in :/
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:10:35 PM EST
Drill the box, drill now.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:12:05 PM EST
dammit... I'm not drunkl enough to drill the USPS box... yet I'm still pissed that I dropped the wrong disk in teh box...


DAMMIT!!!!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:15:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By sitkashooter:
dammit... I'm not drunkl enough to drill the USPS box... yet I'm still pissed that I dropped the wrong disk in teh box...


DAMMIT!!!!
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Then get drunk enough Damnit!! Shots right now!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:16:15 PM EST
See how far you can get your arm in the box...? You might get lucky.

If not, do you have kids? Their arms are much smaller...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:16:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By CLJones12:


Then get drunk enough Damnit!! Shots right now!
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Originally Posted By CLJones12:
Originally Posted By sitkashooter:
dammit... I'm not drunkl enough to drill the USPS box... yet I'm still pissed that I dropped the wrong disk in teh box...


DAMMIT!!!!


Then get drunk enough Damnit!! Shots right now!


nooooo




ok, just one1...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:17:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SauerPatchKid:


One Heady Topper left here... then its off to Lagunitas IPA until the next case comes in :/
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Originally Posted By SauerPatchKid:
Originally Posted By kayamana:
Only time being drunk sucks is when you can't drown out the voices... grabbing another...


One Heady Topper left here... then its off to Lagunitas IPA until the next case comes in :/


Good luck brother...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:25:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By sitkashooter:
I'm watching Bluray Dics from Netflix... Its Babylon 5 Season 4.

Anyway, Disc 3 is done. Im drunk right now and somehow disk 4 ends up in my Blu ray player. I eject it and put it in the mail box... Low in behold, I find out its the most recent disk! Disk number 4, the one I have not seen.

Now what really sucks here is the mail box is right outside the door of my condo.. So, do I just let it go or fuckin drill the box so I can watch the disk I need to see.

Fuck...
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Even literate drunks know it's "lo and behold" "Lo" to get the attention of another person or persons, "and behold" meaning look at this.

Drill the lock, then use "lo and behold" to impress the judge later on.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:29:40 PM EST
Fucking love this place...OP you know what you need to do, tannerite is the only answer
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:56:13 PM EST
Download it?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 9:58:19 PM EST
Don't get too drunk. You end up mixing high dollar liqour with coke and end up more depressed when it tastes awefully.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:02:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jimhoff:
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Illegal man... cmon. Oh wait, we are talking about breaking into a mail box...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:03:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kayamana:


Good luck brother...
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Originally Posted By kayamana:
Originally Posted By SauerPatchKid:
Originally Posted By kayamana:
Only time being drunk sucks is when you can't drown out the voices... grabbing another...


One Heady Topper left here... then its off to Lagunitas IPA until the next case comes in :/


Good luck brother...


I'm crying right now. I have to wait a week for hop heaven again.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:10:52 PM EST
See if they're on Project Free TV to stream.

Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:13:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/18/2014 10:16:14 PM EST by Gunslinger808]
If it's bubble wrapped it should float.
Grab a hose and redeem your night!
ETA:
If the cops catch you, tell them it was on fire.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:14:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
If it's bubble wrapped it should float.
Grab a hose and redeem your night!
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You are a damn genius!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:16:02 PM EST
Last time I got drunk I lost about three hours. My friends tell me I was having a lot of fun until I started throwing up.

I'm drying myself out currently.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:25:23 PM EST
Find a less destructive way than drilling. There has to be a weakness in the structural integrity of the mailbox.


Due to my job, I recently learned how to break into National cash registers with ease. Because I'm drunk and don't give fucks, I'll share that secret. On the bottom of NCR cash drawers there's a conspicuous deep hole that you can insert shit into. Throw a pen up the asshole of that bitch, and the drawer will slide right open. It's meant to allow business owners a way of easily opening shit in the event the computer software fails and one can't open it electronically, but anybody could exploit it to smash and grab before retail AP is even aware what's going on...


The point is, that mailbox has a weakness! Find it's weakness, and exploit it for justice!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:33:44 PM EST
In before the federal felony is committed.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:37:18 PM EST
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In before the federal felony is committed.
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He never said it was a communal box. It could be that everybody in the condo has their own box and they're locked for resident privacy.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 10:42:04 PM EST
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
He never said it was a communal box. It could be that everybody in the condo has their own box and they're locked for resident privacy.
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By Airborne_Infantryman:
In before the federal felony is committed.
He never said it was a communal box. It could be that everybody in the condo has their own box and they're locked for resident privacy.


Logic isn't welcome in this thread.

Link Posted: 6/19/2014 1:21:02 AM EST
I vote we go explosive. Always a more entertaining option.
Link Posted: 6/19/2014 9:30:30 AM EST
UPDATE in OP.

I'm an idiot.

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