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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:34:56 PM EST
Please do not scroll down if your offended by graphic language, this is bad, don't wanna offend anyone.

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Old fuck buddy of mine pops up on messenger just now, haven't talked to her in 8 months. She was into the FREAKY shit. A2M, facials, choking, etc etc. The worse you got with her, the more she liked it. Real basket case.

So I'm feeling the need for a little fun and IM her.

Me: "Hey, long time no see, little bored, I wanna have some fun, so how bout I come over and fuck you in your mouth and make you gag till I blow a load all over your face?"

Her: "This aint XXX it's her mom, but I'll tell her you said hi"

Me: "ok, thanks, have a good night"



oops
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:35:43 PM EST
Oh, good job.

Next time a simple "hi" will probably suffice.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:36:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:36:27 PM EST
Do her mom!
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:37:02 PM EST
Nicely done.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:37:07 PM EST


Omg...can't...breathe...

How old is this girl that her mom is signing into her IM?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:37:32 PM EST
Internet Dating Tip #74:

Always establish a little dialogue when using IM ...BEFORE getting sexual.



Post of the week.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:38:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pita_146:


Omg...can't...breathe...

How old is this girl that her mom is signing into her IM?




good point.....Foley is that you??
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:39:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pita_146:


Omg...can't...breathe...

How old is this girl that her mom is signing into her IM?
shes 22. Damn auto sign in bullshit that most Instant messengers have.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:40:32 PM EST
damn!
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:40:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2006 5:41:17 PM EST by Pita_146]
Foley?...nope don't think so.

That is the exact reason I don't save my IM passwords. My PC has a password to sign on and you still have to sign on to everything else just in case.

ETA where is she from
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:41:07 PM EST
Nice.

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:41:24 PM EST
So how hot is the Mom?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:42:31 PM EST

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:42:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pita_146:
Foley?...nope don't think so.

That is the exact reason I don't save my IM passwords. My PC has a password to sign on and you still have to sign on to everything else just in case.

ETA where is she from
Here in Central AR. Ruined my plans for the night I was about to be balls deep in some tonsils
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:44:38 PM EST
What would you have done if she had said yes?

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:45:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
So how hot is the Mom?
I was kinda wondering that myself
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:46:06 PM EST
Damn...hoping she was from around here .
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:46:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
What would you have done if she had said yes?

i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/homer-doh.jpg
I'da made her mom not shit right, or taste right for a week
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:47:14 PM EST


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Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:48:38 PM EST
SMOOOOOTH
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:50:49 PM EST


Priceless.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:50:53 PM EST
Gawddamn, Garandman's mom must be pissed!




- BG
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:51:04 PM EST
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:55:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2006 5:57:02 PM EST by Deej86]

I needed that laugh
thanks Dusty.

I own page two
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:57:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?
Yep, hell even my laptop that no one touches but me, has a bios password, a windows password, and none of my website passwords cept this one are saved, and no 2 of them are the same. Guess I made ONE good decision lol.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:58:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:59:10 PM EST
I lol'd

nice...
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:03:49 PM EST
[red foreman] Dumbass[/red foreman]
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:05:31 PM EST
Hilarious.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:07:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?
Yep, hell even my laptop that no one touches but me, has a bios password, a windows password, and none of my website passwords cept this one are saved, and no 2 of them are the same. Guess I made ONE good decision lol.


Trying to bukkake an old friend is not necessarily a "bad" decision. Using IM was, perhaps.


- BG
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:33:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?
Yep, hell even my laptop that no one touches but me, has a bios password, a windows password, and none of my website passwords cept this one are saved, and no 2 of them are the same. Guess I made ONE good decision lol.


Trying to bukkake an old friend is not necessarily a "bad" decision. Using IM was, perhaps.


- BG
I don't think I've ever had her number, which is good, cause she doesn't have mine. Good thing to, I meant it when I said this chick is a basket case.

I took her to the airshow last year. I wanted to get out early but didn't wanna miss the thunderbirds, so we walked back to the car. I stood there half inside the door, with her sitting in the seat cause she was tired, Good bit of people in the parking lot. I was taking lots of pics, she got bored and started blowing me right there. I took this pic mid blow
They had been watching it, but turned when I pointed the camera at them I'm such a bastard.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:38:52 PM EST
"We're sitting out here on a roof in the goddamn sun and this bastard is gettin' a blowjob..."





- BG
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:42:41 PM EST
Airshows have sharpshooters on roofs?

I hope you at them, you did right?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 6:53:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By FivespeedF150:
Airshows have sharpshooters on roofs?

I hope you at them, you did right?


Ur damn right I did.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:02:25 PM EST
MAYBE the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:03:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:09:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:12:21 PM EST
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:14:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's


Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:17:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By deimos:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's


Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.
If I had em, I would. She wouldn't let me I tried.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:21:53 PM EST
un friggn believbalbe
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:27:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By deimos:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's


Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.
If I had em, I would. She wouldn't let me I tried.


She's a superfreak but she won't let you take pics?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:35:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Schmeghead:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By deimos:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's


Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.
If I had em, I would. She wouldn't let me I tried.


She's a superfreak but she won't let you take pics?
Guess she didn't want her exploits ending up on the internet(s), Hell I dunno.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:37:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:52:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
I have a pass phrase with my mistress so I can tell if it's her or her husband on the IM.

if this was a regular thing, I would to. But this is a once every few month fling, and we are both single lol. I didn't think she'd still live with her mom

Then again, technically I still live at home. When I'm on the road 28 days a month, why pay for my own place?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 8:08:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Post of the week.


And it's only Tuesday...
~Dg84
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 6:15:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By doorgunner84:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Post of the week.


And it's only Tuesday...
~Dg84
Well, this crashed and burned, ya'll cursed me.
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