My coworker and I went out to dinner in NYC after a couple of bitch days training computer illiterates on the in's and out's of an accounting system we created and ware placing in our offices.
Normally we always did "quick and cheap" eats when on the road but this one time we decided to get some good steaks and all the trimmings as a reward for not killing everyone in the room the past three days.
Came out to around 110 bucks total for the two of us (this was back in the mid 90's). We split the check and each posted half on our expense reports.
A week or two later our supervisor calls me wondering what the 50+ buck dinner was all about. I explained it to her and her response was "OK, just rewrite it and put all of it on yours, claim it as 'entertainment'."
Another time the VP of North America ops tried his damnedest to get me to write up a whole case of modems as a single large item so we could write it up as a depreciable asset. I wouldn't put my name on such an obvious dodge and finally called *MY* "guardian angel" (a corporate level director at home office) and got backup for my position.
I'd sooner shovel pig shit in a blizzard than *EVER* work for corporate America ever again.