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Posted: 7/20/2008 4:59:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 5:07:12 PM EDT by Thumper45]
Well you southern boys may have

Hot girls
Good fishing
Good hunting
Gun rights
CCw permits
Affordable housing
Low taxes
And a bunch of other things free people have

Here on Staten Island, NYC we have the former worlds largest dump

And heres the kicker 1/4th a mile from the location homes go for 400 - 6oo k

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:00:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 5:00:59 PM EDT by 70satvert]
Not what I expected.


Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Well you souther boys may have

Hot girls
Good fishing
Good hunting
Gun rights
CCw permits
Affordable housing
Low taxes
And a bunch of other things free people have


Here on Staten Island, NYC we have the former worlds largest dump

And heres the kicker 1/4th a mile from the location homes go for 400 - 6oo k

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares


QFT.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:03:33 PM EDT
Depending on the time of year, we have more New Yorkers here in FL than you do in Long Island.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:05:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DV8:
Depending on the time of year, we have more New Yorkers here in FL than you do in Long Island.
true but you guys are so much better off. Here you defend your self with a gun you get locked up for assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder. And thats within your own home.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:08:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By DV8:
Depending on the time of year, we have more New Yorkers here in FL than you do in Long Island.
true but you guys are so much better off. Here you defend your self with a gun you get locked up for assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder. And thats within your own home.


That sucks. But you are better off staying there and trying to change things than coming here. We are too crowded as it is. No offense to you, you are one of the "good" NY'rs.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:11:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
true but you guys are so much better off. Here you defend your self with a gun you get locked up for assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder. And thats within your own home.


Hmmmm, try getting out of the city. You could always move out to Western NY and plead that down... way down.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:13:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 5:15:16 PM EDT by Thumper45]

Originally Posted By Flakchak:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
true but you guys are so much better off. Here you defend your self with a gun you get locked up for assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder. And thats within your own home.


Hmmmm, try getting out of the city. You could always move out to Western NY and plead that down... way down.
I already decided to join border patrol next year And I get to have fun picking up illegals and deporting them Good pay and benefits. Well to me they are seeing I am from a very poor background .


ETA: My goal in life is to get out of poverty and serve my country. My family and relatives have taken to much
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:14:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By DV8:
Depending on the time of year, we have more New Yorkers here in FL than you do in Long Island.
true but you guys are so much better off. Here you defend your self with a gun you get locked up for assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder. And thats within your own home.


Well tell me then, how in the hell are you to protect your family, and self? I,m being serious here.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:14:53 PM EDT
come to new jerseystan! because we! uhh...... umm, well the girls aren't so bad looking, though mega stuck up... and um..... uhhh........ well NJ arfcommers will need help should the SHTF, come here, we can have- get this , new15 ROUND magazines! imagine that! an extra 5 rounds!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:16:11 PM EDT
I love Northern folks, just wish they would quit moving south.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:16:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 5:17:36 PM EDT by SilverState]

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny


Yeah, but do the guidos have sisters?

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:16:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Foxnews_FTW:
come to new jerseystan! because we! uhh...... umm, well the girls aren't so bad looking, though mega stuck up... and um..... uhhh........ well NJ arfcommers will need help should the SHTF, come here, we can have- get this , new15 ROUND magazines! imagine that! an extra 5 rounds!
The city wont even let me get a firearm. The process is so complicated and time consuming it isnt worth it. Jersey girls are big sluts but to much drama. Its like staten island tons of Italian chicks with a princess complex
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:17:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SilverState:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny


Yeah, but do the guidos have sisters?
Yes but they all have the princess mentality and are high maintanence dram queens
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:18:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By SilverState:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny


Yeah, but do the guidos have sisters?
Yes but they all have the princess mentality and are high maintanence dram queens


I have gone out with a few...
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:18:54 PM EDT
You know, I've never seen a guido in my entire life. We just have a billion illegals.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:20:40 PM EDT
And you now ship your garbage to the south...
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:20:53 PM EDT

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares


That's another thingamabob we ain't got.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:22:04 PM EDT




Them Guido folks sure are a funny looking bunch with all that tanning cream I tell you what
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:22:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zoe17:
I love Northern folks, just wish they would quit moving south.



TN seems to be a popular choice for people leaving NY in recent years
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:27:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By Foxnews_FTW:
come to new jerseystan! because we! uhh...... umm, well the girls aren't so bad looking, though mega stuck up... and um..... uhhh........ well NJ arfcommers will need help should the SHTF, come here, we can have- get this , new15 ROUND magazines! imagine that! an extra 5 rounds!
The city wont even let me get a firearm. The process is so complicated and time consuming it isnt worth it. Jersey girls are big sluts but to much drama. Its like staten island tons of Italian chicks with a princess complex


Upstate NY is like a whoooole other world... No offense but I wish we could give NYC away to NJ... Too many stupid NYC laws find their way into NY state laws and that screws over the rest of us.

Oh well, atleast I have a NY CCW!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:29:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BillSouthCarolina:
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img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.785a312343.jpg


Them Guido folks sure are a funny looking bunch with all that tanning cream I tell you what


scary to say the least

I love the South.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:31:26 PM EDT
The south has "guidos" too

At least there is one on Tn that I know of
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:32:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thatdude333:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By Foxnews_FTW:
come to new jerseystan! because we! uhh...... umm, well the girls aren't so bad looking, though mega stuck up... and um..... uhhh........ well NJ arfcommers will need help should the SHTF, come here, we can have- get this , new15 ROUND magazines! imagine that! an extra 5 rounds!
The city wont even let me get a firearm. The process is so complicated and time consuming it isnt worth it. Jersey girls are big sluts but to much drama. Its like staten island tons of Italian chicks with a princess complex


Upstate NY is like a whoooole other world... No offense but I wish we could give NYC away to NJ... Too many stupid NYC laws find their way into NY state laws and that screws over the rest of us.

Oh well, atleast I have a NY CCW!
I cant een own a bullet casing legally Though I do have a few from when I went to the explorers accademy summer camp. The NYPD seemed like a great Idea when I was younger but now . Still want to do law enforcement just not in ny.

Oh and we have a shiload of illegals to
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:33:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BillSouthCarolina:
img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.jpg
img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.785a312343.jpg


Them Guido folks sure are a funny looking bunch with all that tanning cream I tell you what


Are those guys from the remote tribe they found in Brazil recently?

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:34:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 5:34:46 PM EDT by Rosenrot]

Originally Posted By Leadbetter:
You know, I've never seen a guido in my entire life.




Buy a six pack of Heineken, tie a string around it and set it in front of a tanning salon. You are guaranteed to catch at least one.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:36:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BillSouthCarolina:
img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.jpg
img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.785a312343.jpg


Them Guido folks sure are a funny looking bunch with all that tanning cream I tell you what




What in the hell are those two girls setting on??

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:39:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigthicket:

Originally Posted By BillSouthCarolina:
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img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.785a312343.jpg</a>


Them Guido folks sure are a funny looking bunch with all that tanning cream I tell you what




What in the hell are those two girls setting on??



white boys, them boys ain't italian.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:40:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:40:04 PM EDT




None of these in California either.

Although, we have various versions of the same thing.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:40:18 PM EDT


Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:40:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dcm223:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
I love Northern folks, just wish they would quit moving south.



TN seems to be a popular choice for people leaving NY in recent years


Yeah, thanks a lot.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:41:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mattja:
guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/guido_collage_12408.jpg



None of these in California either.

Although, we have various versions of the same thing.
that looks like half the teens on this island
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:42:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:42:40 PM EDT
Here they are.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:43:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mattja:
guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/guido_collage_12408.jpg



None of these in California either.

Although, we have various versions of the same thing.


What would you consider our version?

We don't really have wiggers in SoCal, at least not where I grew up.

A wigger in IE wouldn't last very long...
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:43:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Well you southern boys may have

Hot girls
Good fishing
Good hunting
Gun rights
CCw permits
Affordable housing
Low taxes
And a bunch of other things free people have

Here on Staten Island, NYC we have the former worlds largest dump

And heres the kicker 1/4th a mile from the location homes go for 400 - 6oo k

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares


That would be Fresh Kills. I was there September of 2001. They were bringing debris from the WTC there and we were searching with our search dogs for human remains in the debris.

We stayed on the Denebola at Homeport.

The people of Staten Island treated us great.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:44:14 PM EDT
Hmmm, we do have hot girls and good fishing but you got me on the rest.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:44:49 PM EDT
Yes we have alot of wiggers to Its sad when the black kids are making fun at you for trying to be black
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:46:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By uxb:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Well you southern boys may have

Hot girls
Good fishing
Good hunting
Gun rights
CCw permits
Affordable housing
Low taxes
And a bunch of other things free people have

Here on Staten Island, NYC we have the former worlds largest dump

And heres the kicker 1/4th a mile from the location homes go for 400 - 6oo k

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares


That would be Fresh Kills. I was there September of 2001. They were bringing debris from the WTC there and we were searching with our search dogs for human remains in the debris.

We stayed on the Denebola at Homeport.

The people of Staten Island treated us great.

yup the people are friendly but doesnt change the fact I hate this place. You have no fishing worth a damn. No hunting, no gun ownership, driving 3 miles takes an hour. I could go on for hours their is really no redeeming factor for this shithole.

Well maybe the russian and polish girls
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:48:40 PM EDT
LOL!
you forgot that Southerners don't have good pizza and bagels
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:56:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CB1:
LOL!
you forgot that Southerners don't have good pizza and bagels
The only place that has good pizza is the bronx and brooklyn the pizza on the island is shit
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:56:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sslocal:
Hmmm, we do have hot girls and good fishing but you got me on the rest.


Immaculate weather, also.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:02:05 PM EDT
Northerners have better breweries.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:22:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By CB1:
LOL!
you forgot that Southerners don't have good pizza and bagels
The only place that has good pizza is the bronx and brooklyn the pizza on the island is shit



are you BV or AV?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:24:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Well you southern boys may have

Hot girls
Good fishing
Good hunting
Gun rights
CCw permits
Affordable housing
Low taxes
And a bunch of other things free people have

Here on Staten Island, NYC we have the former worlds largest dump

And heres the kicker 1/4th a mile from the location homes go for 400 - 6oo k

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares



rant fu is weak. Time to move
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:27:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:

Originally Posted By CB1:
LOL!
you forgot that Southerners don't have good pizza and bagels
The only place that has good pizza is the bronx and brooklyn the pizza on the island is shit


Patsy's Pizza under the Brooklyn Bridge for the win.

We also don't have to pay to leave the island and get back on either.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:28:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Flakchak:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
true but you guys are so much better off. Here you defend your self with a gun you get locked up for assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder. And thats within your own home.


Hmmmm, try getting out of the city. You could always move out to Western NY and get no-billed by any grand jury.


fixed
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:31:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
Well you southern boys may have

Hot girls
Good fishing
Good hunting
Gun rights
CCw permits
Affordable housing
Low taxes
And a bunch of other things free people have

Here on Staten Island, NYC we have the former worlds largest dump

And heres the kicker 1/4th a mile from the location homes go for 400 - 6oo k

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares


You forgot to ad Large Penises to your list that we southern boys have...

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:32:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 6:35:52 PM EDT by Ryan1021]
I starting to think that the southern girl hotness are isolated incidents, either that or it is an extreme one way or the other. Here is a list of the fattest states

calorielab.com/news/2008/07/02/fattest-states-2008/

1.Mississippi
2.West Virgina
3.Alabama
4.Louisiana
5.South Carolina
6.Tennessee
7.Kentucky
8.Oklahoma, Arkansas (Tie)
10.Michigan
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:34:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigthicket:

Originally Posted By BillSouthCarolina:
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img148.imageshack.us/img148/1159/7xjc31zdz7.785a312343.jpg</a>


Them Guido folks sure are a funny looking bunch with all that tanning cream I tell you what




What in the hell are those two girls setting on??



I believe the proper term is... douchebags....
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:35:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stonerriflefan44:

Originally Posted By Thumper45:
we have the former worlds largest dump

...

Oh and we have so many guidos it isnt funny

End rant

ETA: According to wiki its 890 hectares



rant fu is weak. Time to move


But it has a such a zen-like simplicity and great sincerity.

Not all great rants have to be thunderous. Some can be sublime in an understated way.

They're like great art or music -- they don't all have to be alike

This one was like a stark etching, as compared to a baroque oil painting.

It was the "890 hectares" followed by the "" that put it in my Honorable Mention category; The stark simplicity of an Everyman's sensibilities offended at the magnitude of his shitty surroundings... in some archaic European unit of measure.

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