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Posted: 9/12/2005 8:31:59 PM EDT
I had a bran muffin 12 hours ago... and NOTHING!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:01 PM EDT
[#1]
eat another.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Thanks for sharing
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Nothing White Castle's can't solve.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Drink a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette.

ALWAYS works for me.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Thanks for sharing, really.    Somethings we really do not need to know, okay?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:34:04 PM EDT
[#6]
No "D"


Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:34:04 PM EDT
[#7]
I can eat a cup of Fiber One and not be affected.  Prunes just give me a little gas.

I'd have an ironclad digestive tract if it wasn't for my self-diagnosed ulcer.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:34:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Bowl of Dulcolax & Prune juice.

Chase it with a Stroh's and a McDonald's Sausage McTimeBomb.

Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:34:39 PM EDT
[#9]
Is that where you've been? on the pot trying to pinch a loaf?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:38:03 PM EDT
[#10]
If you like, go to a health food store.
Buy Black Cherry Concentrate.
Mix  2 table spoons full  into a glass of Pop-whatever
twice a day.  Fireworks Guaranteed
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:39:23 PM EDT
[#11]
My belt sander took a shiite today. Coincidence, or...???
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:41:00 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I can eat a cup of Fiber One and not be affected.  Prunes just give me a little gas.

I'd have an ironclad digestive tract if it wasn't for my self-diagnosed ulcer.



Hence the "Burley-Turds!!!"  geez I envy people with ironclad Digestive tracts!! I get a stomach ache from chewing gum!

But if I eat onions... Hell the next day I dont want to be with me.... WHEW!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:41:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Hmmm. Sounds like the compressor is plugged.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:41:50 PM EDT
[#14]
My medical skills tell me that "Garanditis" has set in, go and get some USGI M2 Ball ammo and you will feel better
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:41:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Heh   Least you know it won't be this when it finally decides to show.



Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:42:04 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I can eat a cup of Fiber One and not be affected.  Prunes just give me a little gas.

I'd have an ironclad digestive tract if it wasn't for my self-diagnosed ulcer.



Hence the "Burley-Turds!!!"  geez I envy people with ironclad Digestive tracts!! I get a stoachache from chewing gum!

But if I eat onions... Hell the next day I dont want to be with me.... WHEW!!!



I've been dropping some mondo Burley-turds lately.  

I think my metabolism is changing in my old age.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:43:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Drive thru Mexican and a cup of old gas station coffee would fix you right up.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:49:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Oh, Why I click on this "shitty" thread I'll never know.



Vulcan94
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:15:43 PM EDT
[#19]

Sounds like Frigy is frozen!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:24:56 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
I had a bran muffin 12 hours ago... and NOTHING!

Bangin' It Out From the Crapper...      



 Aww Jeez, ...

 NO Thanks  for sharing.

WAY TMI.  

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