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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:45:04 PM EDT
It was rainy and cold this morning so my 8 yo son and I were sitting in his room playing Playstation 2. The night before at a cookout I had eaten about 3 helpings of cabbage based coleslaw. Well I ripped loose a very impressive string of farts. We're both laughing then IT hits. I'm talking about roadkill type odor here, I was appalled at myself. He tries to run away so I grab him so he can stay there and really appreciate it you know. Well I guess the combination of the laughing and then gagging at the smell got him and he threw up all over the floor
 Then continued laughing. I was laughing the whole time while cleaning the carpet. Never made anybody puke from a fart before, it is almost like achieving some kind of lifelong goal. You hear people say "I was about to puke from the smell" just never seen it happen before. Everyone has been laughing about it all day, he thought it was funny as hell too. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:46:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:46:33 PM EDT
[#2]
HAHAHHAHAHHAA
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:47:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Thats just damn evil
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:47:34 PM EDT
[#4]
The joys of fatherhood.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:47:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Ah, male bonding! I'd cry, if it weren't so unmanly!
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:47:43 PM EDT
[#6]
That is a moment he will remember forever.....sniff....
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:48:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:48:55 PM EDT
[#8]
So you made your 8 year old kid throw up from a fart and your proud...I call that child abuse and I guess your teaching him some good habits...LOL
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:51:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Thats hilarious!
 I ripped one when I was in Korea (after a long night of kimchee, soju, and unidentifiable Korean foodstuffs) that will live in my memory forever. I cleared out our launch truck in the middle of a launch, I almost made myself puke it was so rancid.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:53:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Well, perhaps without the sniff, as it were. G |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:54:02 PM EDT
[#11]
Good work, male bonding  girls just don't (and wouldn't) understand
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:55:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Hooah!
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:56:42 PM EDT
[#13]
One has not truly lived until they've dry-heaved at the smell of their own fart.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:57:19 PM EDT
[#14]
That is really sick man....to but your son through that tramatic experience.....one I'm sure he'll be telling his kids....
Farts are the funniest things....I think God gave us farts just so we can laugh sometimes....when I was in school someone would crack one and I just couldn't stop laughing...it got so bad that kids started laughing at me laughing....then guess who stayed for detention for insighting a riot.....and I didn't even crack the fart. It's good that you spend quality time with your kids....even laughing while cleaning up the puke.....that's great. Laugh on!!!
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:01:25 PM EDT
[#15]
Somehow, I just never get this type of behavior........
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:04:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Your man card has been renewed!
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:12:27 PM EDT
[#17]
At the last unit I was stationed at we took great pride in our bodily gases. You always tried to catch someone in a confined area if you knew you had "it" that day. Framerooms, crawl spaces, and vehicle cabs were popular spaces so that the person was trapped. Cropdusting people's desks is also very effective.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:18:17 PM EDT
[#18]
After three days of consuming nothing but bratwurst and German beer and sleeping in an Escort station wagon at Octoberfest '97 in Munich, I made a girl puke while we were standing in line waiting to be processed on to the plane going back to Turkey.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:20:07 PM EDT
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My two-year-old has recently learned to giggle when he pulls daddy's finger. My wife just rolls her eyes.
BTW, your "father of the year" award is in the mail. Potty humor rocks. ETA: We used to have a morning meeting with 15-20 guys. If you walked out of the room and entered back in the stench would over take you. There's something about chow hall food that fosters good gas. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:20:53 PM EDT
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Man!!! I'm envious!!! I was only able to make my daughter say, Mommy!! My nose!!!!
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:21:55 PM EDT
[#21]
I remember at a conference for work, I was in the hotel public bathroom letting it rip, when I heaed somebody enter, pause, then " oh god!" and leave! What satisfaction!
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:24:50 PM EDT
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:28:04 PM EDT
[#23]
Assault with cabbage gas? Hope he downs a quart of kimchee and returns the favor.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:37:55 PM EDT
[#24]
everyone has a special talent
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:42:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Bastage!  Ban cropdusting, it's for the childeren. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:57:19 PM EDT
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I beg to differ. I thought it was hilarious. I had a nickname in college with my boyfriend's friends. Imagine a room full of college boys and one girl; who has the raunchiest farts of them all, that's right the girl. I wasn't called Fart Queen for no reason! Those guys acted like it disgusted them, but I know they respected me much more for it than if I was grossed out by their farts. There's nothing funnier than a fart. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:14:15 PM EDT
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Laughter with tears....
Thanks man, I needed that. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:15:03 PM EDT
[#28]
OK Im BLAAGH
that is!  |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:33:03 PM EDT
[#29]
I really dont know what in the hell it is, but it seems that whenever you are in a set of BDU's, and in a Military veh, Your farts always take on a extra strong punch... I have cleared out M577's without any prob.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:20:06 PM EDT
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My ex-wife could probably go toe to toe with you then
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:56 PM EDT
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That does border on child abuse...but it has to be one of the funniest things I have read in while.
My favorite area is the elevator. I let out huge clouds right before my floor when I am in an elevator by myself. Then I walk out and people walk in. Door closes and they are trapped! LOL. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:33:50 PM EDT
[#32]
Jumpin Jesus, I can't believe how immature you people are.
Yeah, that sure is something to be proud of...making your kid puke. What an asshole.  What's your next lifetime achievement? Shitting your pants?  Some of you people need to grow up. Making your kid puke and then be proud of it.  Too bad he didn't puke right on your face. I hope someday your kid returns the favor and see how you like it. Yeah, and your some kind of great father. No wonder kids hate their dads. Going to beat him next? You must be into masocism, from the sounds of it.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:35:08 PM EDT
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someone needs to post that video of the guy who pukes on the other guy, causing him to puke, starting a chain reaction of people puking....
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:38:31 PM EDT
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Thats funny as shit. What did the Mrs. have to say? |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:42:18 PM EDT
[#35]
Please relinquish your man card now. Maybe it would have been awful if he cried but he thought it was one of the funniest things ever. If he had puked on me it would have made it that much funnier IMO. I would have deserved it
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:45:18 PM EDT
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I was about halfway through an hour long briefing to a US Congressman when I just couldn't hold back any longer, and I silenced a good one. We were in a medium/small sized conference room and that puppy filled the whole thing with the nastiest smell you can imagine.
At first no one reacted, and I just kept on talking. Finally it got so bad that the Congressman said "Oh my!" After the laughter died down, he said "It's gratifying to know that my constituents are so well fed". I never owned up to it to my boss, and to this day he thinks the Congressman did it! |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:48:49 PM EDT
[#37]
Yeah, and that makes you really fucking mature doesn't it? Sounds like your kid is learning from a master.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:00:03 PM EDT
[#38]
Lighten up, geez! I laughed so hard, it took 5 minutes just to finish reading the first post.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:37:39 PM EDT
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She ain't around, he maybe sees her once a month if she shows up |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:39:39 PM EDT
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Be very proud.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:47:34 PM EDT
[#41]
That is funny.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 10:46:36 PM EDT
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