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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:37:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 3:47:32 PM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]
Here's a trailer of a movie straight to dvd.

Now this isn't some sort of Wayne's world fake shit... its been shopped by Hollywood, but the studios don't think its center of the road enough.

Looks interesting, as their conversation sounds like a thread from ARFCOM!

www.blowingsmokethemovie.com/movies/trailer2/wmv/trailer2_medium.wmv

After a second viewing, I've renamed the title to this thread because this whole movie looks like the General Discussion forum.

Guys bitching about women. Right until a woman shows up.

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:48:49 PM EDT
Womenz are evillllll!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:51:19 PM EDT
HAH!

I'm pickin that one up.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:52:06 PM EDT
Woh, a movie to add to my fairly short list!!

"Fuck me? Fuck you mother fucker!"
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:54:43 PM EDT
Just like on gun boards, everyone loses their cool the minute one hot chick shows up. It's not as bad as it used to be, though.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:57:25 PM EDT
are you sure that's real, gonzo??


the acting is kinda stilted, but it does indeed sound like GD

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:14:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 7:30:13 PM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]
Is it me, or is there some sigline material in the trailer?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:31:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 7:43:12 PM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
are you sure that's real, gonzo??


the acting is kinda stilted, but it does indeed sound like GD





Ayup. Its real, and you can order directly from the 'net. (I just did).

Here's the skinny: www.blowingsmokethemovie.com/archives/2005/08/hold_onto_your.php

Here's the IMDB entry:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0432257/
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:52:04 AM EDT
Bump for the weekend crowd.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:14:29 AM EDT
You don't drop names, you fucking carpet bomb them.....


I love it!! gonna have to rent/buy that one.



Sounds like the CB radio. Guys just chat in general, bitch about the cops, their loads whatever,as soon as they hear a female voice, all of a sudden it's either wanna join me for a cup of coffee or can I help you with something or the ultimate"Where you at? show me your tits!!!"

It definitely shows men for what we truly are. Pussy hounds.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 11:10:46 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 11:14:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 11:16:04 PM EDT
is this an actual movie trailer, or is it a joke? i'd pick up the dvd if it was for real...
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 11:33:19 PM EDT
looks pretty sucky to me. but an interesting parallel to genreal discussion, tis true.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:12:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:
I thought the GD movie was "The 40 Year Old Virgin".



pwned

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:15:43 AM EDT
tag for a computer with sound.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:36:42 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:59:00 AM EDT
Remember that thread about the young lady reporter? You know ... "I invited this anti-gun reporter to participate in a discussion." She reported on how easy it was to buy am AK-47 in Pennsylvania.

It was that movie.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:29:10 AM EDT
LabelleRebel shows up to the Arfcom poker game!!


Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:39:19 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:41:48 AM EDT
I just added that to netflix .....
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:40:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:
I thought the GD movie was "The 40 Year Old Virgin".



Ouch!! That stings, left a mark that aint going to 'buff out'.....
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:48:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 4:48:39 AM EDT by J_Smith]
I am actually STARRING in that film so I suggest you all buy the DVD to support my livelihood as a B-rated
actor...............top.......young.....actor......

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:04:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:19:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 3:14:04 AM EDT by jmzd4]
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yup that 'bout sums this place up
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:35:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:23:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tacberry:
Remember that thread about the young lady reporter? You know ... "I invited this anti-gun reporter to participate in a discussion." She reported on how easy it was to buy am AK-47 in Pennsylvania.

It was that movie.




Exactly the thread I was thinking of.

Also, think of the times someone registers with a gender specific name (TT, etc., ) and the carnage that follows even when, as it turned out in one case, the whole thing was a hoax.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 3:59:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 4:01:16 PM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]
UPDATE AND A REVIEW:

On a whim, I ordered this video and watched it last night.

The good:

Definately representative of the General Discussion forum, with a twist that is also appropro.

Estelle Warren is hot.

The dialog was funny, although some of the "women" jokes were pretty old (if posted here, they'd be "hey, the mid-1990s called and it wants its jokes back" material).

There was a twist which was cool, but perhaps a little too telegraphed. I'd have edited things a bit differently to make the twist a surprise.

The Characters were pretty well developed, each with a distinctive personality. The "Phil" guy was hillarious.

Pretty good authenticity with the cigars... they were holding/smoking them correctly. As a cigar snob, I was not sitting there coughing "bullshit" at the way they were cutting, toasting, holding or smoking their tobacco.

Did I mention that Estelle Warren is hot?

The twist should make your wimminz laugh, provided they haven't walked away from the film in disgust at all the crude jokes before the story reaches the climax>


The Bad:

Some stilted dialog, and a little bit of overacting by some relatively small name actors. Of course, if you had Estelle Warren walking around almost nekked you might have trouble acting too, so whatever.

The gunplay could have been handled better.

A character that shows up later in the film was badly miscast. You'll see what I mean if you watch.

Estelle Warren does _not_ get nekked (but she's still hot).

A lot of the best lines are already in the trailer.

They did a digital effect with a camera at a couple of places that was unnecessary and distracting.

The twist could have been pulled off better.

All in all, it was a worthwhile purchase, and I'll keep it and watch it again. I'll let you know how my girlfriend reacts when she watches it this weekend. Note, it came with a Cigar bag and humidity pack, which I thought was nice.
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