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Posted: 10/20/2004 4:24:50 AM EDT
My doc said he wants me to have a flu shot.

But he don't have any vaccine.

Health department says they are almost out of it .....

Young bloods are trying to kill off us cantankerous old guys..... Bastages.

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:30:27 AM EDT
Doc says you need a flu shot, then doc gets a nice fat kickback check from the drug company. Coincidence?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:33:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:33:54 AM EDT
WE STOLE ALL YOUR FLU SHOTS! cos we just had winter.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:34:02 AM EDT
Nobody 'needs' a flu shot.

Doc wants you to get one. Business must be slow.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:48:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:54:34 AM EDT
Take your vitamins and some zinc.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:04:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
we gotta something about all you old farts hitting the social sucurity system at the same time. This is as good a way as anything else j/k

mike



If there is a big kill off this season -- that will be the new conspiracy theory !!!


Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:05:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:06:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:15:35 AM EDT
My Dr told me it was Hillary's fault, that Hillary was screwing the Drs with her socialist bull crappy.... got to love it and gun friendly there!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:39:11 AM EDT
This is a great idea. I'm 36 and want to make sure social security is around when I make the age. Kill off everyone of SS age now so I can reap the benefits later.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:50:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:53:52 AM EDT
Kerry has a plan for flu shots
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:54:40 AM EDT
Maybe people shouldn't live to be 80.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:55:08 AM EDT
ALL YOUR FLU SHOTS ARE BELONG TO US
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:55:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 5:56:22 AM EDT by manghu67]
ALL YOUR FLU SHOTS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!






eta: DAMN IT!!! beat by 5 seconds!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:57:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By grywlf52:
ALL YOUR FLU SHOTS ARE BELONG TO THE US



fixed
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:58:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:58:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By manghu67:

eta: DAMN IT!!! beat by 5 seconds!



Was surprised that I was first.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:00:16 AM EDT
Now Kerry is blaming Bush for the shortage of available vaccine. How exactly does he figure that Bush is responsible for quality control issues in a British supplier's plant?

And some people want this guy for president?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 12:21:48 PM EDT
You don't need the shot, unless you are over 70 or in some sort of health risk group.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 12:30:43 PM EDT
dam i hated the shot only got the flu while i was in the army taking that thanksgiving week shot.have not had one since i left the army.and not been sick during thanksgiving since.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 12:48:14 PM EDT
what they don't tell you is that it only protects you against those strains that are predicted to represent the greatest threat and only protects you against respiratory flu, not the stomach flu that so many of us dread...just ask your doc
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 12:53:26 PM EDT
Old Farts are going to bankrupt the SS system, so...................
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 12:59:22 PM EDT
FINALLY !!!


Kerry keeps prattling on about how he's going to "save" social security, but now we see a REAL solution being implemented!!

Yeah !!!



Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:01:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Old Farts are going to bankrupt the SS system, so...................



+1

Actually, I am hoping for a good solid flu season to help us solve our prescription drug, medicare and Social Security issues.

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