Posted: 7/3/2012 8:01:02 AM EDT
A Scotsman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pond with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts "Awa ye feel hoor, that be full o' coos Sharn." (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)
The man shouts back "I'm English. Speak English so I can understand you."
The Scotsman shouts back,"Use both hands, you'll get more in."
I agree. Obama voters eat cow shit.