

Posted: 6/13/2002 11:10:28 PM EDT
Me and my buddy found this dog about 2AM last Sunday. We got his address off his collar and decided to return him to his house. Like I said, it was real late so we decided that we would just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up.
Next thing I know, some assclown comes charging out of the house with some kind of AR-15 or something. He unloads like 50 rounds in our direction - so we ran like crazy to get away from this idiot. If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. |
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Are you sure you weren't trying to unload the owner of his jetski too? [:D]
Was the owner naked? [BD] |
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trying to return the same dog that bite ya ha...
see no good deed goes unpunished..[0:)] Dude I saw that reward poster for the dog... REWARD...LOST DOG.. answers to the name "KILL" REWARD = One jetski... dont you hate it when people lie about the reward?[0:)] |
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Quoted: How's the truck? View Quote Friggin' nearly crapped myself in it. I think I'm going to need to Scotch-Guard the passenger seat though. Damn dog. |
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You bastage!! Why did you zoom off and leave your "buddy" behind? As soon as my feet heal, I'm coming over to straighten THIS out.
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just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. You are kidding right...pretty funny as nobody can possibly be that stupid!
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Quoted: just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. You are kidding right...pretty funny as nobody can possibly be that stupid! View Quote Geez, try and do a guy a favor.... |
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I think he got a 12 gauge with #2 steel shot now so he can safely shoot up the whole sack!
I hear he's leaving the jet ski outside now with range markers front and back. Say hello to janet and Martin for me. Bob [8D] |
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Quoted: If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. View Quote AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey, wait a minute, I'm Vietnamese.... You filthy bastard, as soon as I find the Reverend Sharpton's number, you'll be getting a call. While I'm at it, I'm gonna find Jesse over at his mistress' house and wake him up too.... Uh, I got enough color for the NAACP, right? |
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Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D]
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Quoted: Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D] View Quote I came up with that! [:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D] View Quote I came up with that! [:D] View Quote Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D] |
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Copy that, November Sierra!
My question is, where was the Spectre in all this? Was he just orbiting on station and reading a porno rag? I had my ears on that night, and I heard "Black Hog Down!" Just had to do that [;D] |
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Quoted: Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D] View Quote Silly fellows... Obviously you don't read SMALL ARMS REVIEW. Please examine pages 69,70 and 71 of the current issue. The photos there will clearly show why the above would not be a concern. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img] |
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LMAO! First thing I thought of myself was Nakkid and his jet ski's!
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Is that your story?
My retriever got out and I got a call @ 2:30 am, and was happy to go get her. If the same person had tried to open my garage door and return the dog. Well I woulda probably called the law and challenged the good deed doer to a shoot out. |
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Yeah, and what about that prick cop/medic/firedog/whatever who was rezzing him about "agg assault" - what a dickhead!!!
P3[pyro][:P][heavy] |
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I'm laughing so hard..almost to tears.
How's your ears? Mine are still ringing...oh, and that is'nt my dog...I ain't got one. While I got you here...how's your truck? Was that brake fluid or transmission fluid leaking after you hit those posts?? Lmao... I guess it's ok for me to laugh now...the thought of me being naked...and if i would taken off after them w/ the AR blazing...now that would have funny as hell. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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LMAO!!!!
Topped of by the usage of "assclown" - that'll be my new word when I go out with friends tonight lol!! |
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You know, being here with you guys, drinking a Bud and reading this thread . . . makes me wish I had been here for the other 50 threads that you obviously had to read to be able to understand even half of this one!
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J-Reno..I apologise for my name calling (snap judgement early in the morning) and your intentions were nobel but come on...what were you thinking? With all the theft stories on this board?? You are lucky to be alive. Come on guy think....[spank]
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D] View Quote I came up with that! [:D] View Quote Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D] View Quote |
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Quoted: Me and my buddy found this dog about 2AM last Sunday. We got his address off his collar and decided to return him to his house. Like I said, it was real late so we decided that we would just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. Next thing I know, some assclown comes charging out of the house with some kind of AR-15 or something. He unloads like 50 rounds in our direction - so we ran like crazy to get away from this idiot. If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. View Quote That guy was just shooting at your brother, Janet. |
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Quoted: Quoted: If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. View Quote AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey, wait a minute, I'm Vietnamese.... You filthy bastard, as soon as I find the Reverend Sharpton's number, you'll be getting a call. While I'm at it, I'm gonna find Jesse over at his mistress' house and wake him up too.... Uh, I got enough color for the NAACP, right? View Quote Er, did I say Vietnamese?...um, I meant to say Norwegian...yeah, that's it...Norwegians. |
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