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Posted: 6/13/2002 11:10:28 PM EDT
Me and my buddy found this dog about 2AM last Sunday. We got his address off his collar and decided to return him to his house. Like I said, it was real late so we decided that we would just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. Next thing I know, some assclown comes charging out of the house with some kind of AR-15 or something. He unloads like 50 rounds in our direction - so we ran like crazy to get away from this idiot. If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:12:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:12:44 PM EDT
Made for a memorable night though, didn't it? [BD]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:13:04 PM EDT
Laughing too hard to breathe... Scott
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:15:39 PM EDT
were you the one who got bit, or the one who pissed himself?
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:16:56 PM EDT
How's the truck?
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:25:02 PM EDT
trying to return the same dog that bite ya ha... see no good deed goes unpunished..[0:)] Dude I saw that reward poster for the dog... REWARD...LOST DOG.. answers to the name "KILL" REWARD = One jetski... dont you hate it when people lie about the reward?[0:)]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:26:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Master_Blaster: How's the truck?
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Friggin' nearly crapped myself in it. I think I'm going to need to Scotch-Guard the passenger seat though. Damn dog.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:27:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/13/2002 11:28:34 PM EDT by prk]
You bastage!! Why did you zoom off and leave your "buddy" behind? As soon as my feet heal, I'm coming over to straighten THIS out.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:43:34 PM EDT
just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. You are kidding right...pretty funny as nobody can possibly be that stupid!
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:48:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. You are kidding right...pretty funny as nobody can possibly be that stupid!
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Geez, try and do a guy a favor....
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 1:21:39 AM EDT
I think he got a 12 gauge with #2 steel shot now so he can safely shoot up the whole sack! I hear he's leaving the jet ski outside now with range markers front and back. Say hello to janet and Martin for me. Bob [8D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 1:52:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey, wait a minute, I'm Vietnamese.... You filthy bastard, as soon as I find the Reverend Sharpton's number, you'll be getting a call. While I'm at it, I'm gonna find Jesse over at his mistress' house and wake him up too.... Uh, I got enough color for the NAACP, right?
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 2:53:20 AM EDT
Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 2:55:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:22:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By Will220: Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D]
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LMSAO! I came up with that! [:D]
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Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:25:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:43:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Will220: Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D]
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Silly fellows... Obviously you don't read SMALL ARMS REVIEW. Please examine pages 69,70 and 71 of the current issue. The photos there will clearly show why the above would not be a concern. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:10:42 AM EDT
Neither one of you were sober, right?
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:16:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:17:59 AM EDT
he said assclown![shock]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:20:08 AM EDT
Is that your story? My retriever got out and I got a call @ 2:30 am, and was happy to go get her. If the same person had tried to open my garage door and return the dog. Well I woulda probably called the law and challenged the good deed doer to a shoot out.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:28:56 AM EDT
Yeah, and what about that prick cop/medic/firedog/whatever who was rezzing him about "agg assault" - what a dickhead!!! P3[pyro][:P][heavy]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:33:40 PM EDT
I'm laughing so hard..almost to tears. How's your ears? Mine are still ringing...oh, and that is'nt my dog...I ain't got one. While I got you here...how's your truck? Was that brake fluid or transmission fluid leaking after you hit those posts?? Lmao... I guess it's ok for me to laugh now...the thought of me being naked...and if i would taken off after them w/ the AR blazing...now that would have funny as hell. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:38:54 PM EDT
... this should be TACKED too!
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:39:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:57:55 PM EDT
LMAO!!!! Topped of by the usage of "assclown" - that'll be my new word when I go out with friends tonight lol!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 5:31:10 PM EDT
You know, being here with you guys, drinking a Bud and reading this thread . . . makes me wish I had been here for the other 50 threads that you obviously had to read to be able to understand even half of this one! [>:/]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 6:07:17 PM EDT
J-Reno..I apologise for my name calling (snap judgement early in the morning) and your intentions were nobel but come on...what were you thinking? With all the theft stories on this board?? You are lucky to be alive. Come on guy think....[spank]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 8:24:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Will220:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By Will220: Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D]
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LMSAO! I came up with that! [:D]
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Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D]
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Where's that thread?
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 8:28:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:13:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Me and my buddy found this dog about 2AM last Sunday. We got his address off his collar and decided to return him to his house. Like I said, it was real late so we decided that we would just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. Next thing I know, some assclown comes charging out of the house with some kind of AR-15 or something. He unloads like 50 rounds in our direction - so we ran like crazy to get away from this idiot. If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant.
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That guy was just shooting at your brother, Janet.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 9:31:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:47:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Buddha:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey, wait a minute, I'm Vietnamese.... You filthy bastard, as soon as I find the Reverend Sharpton's number, you'll be getting a call. While I'm at it, I'm gonna find Jesse over at his mistress' house and wake him up too.... Uh, I got enough color for the NAACP, right?
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Er, did I say Vietnamese?...um, I meant to say Norwegian...yeah, that's it...Norwegians.
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