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Me and my buddy found this dog about 2AM last Sunday. We got his address off his collar and decided to return him to his house. Like I said, it was real late so we decided that we would just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up.
Next thing I know, some assclown comes charging out of the house with some kind of AR-15 or something. He unloads like 50 rounds in our direction - so we ran like crazy to get away from this idiot.
If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant.
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:12:18 PM EST
Are you sure you weren't trying to unload the owner of his jetski too? [:D]
Was the owner naked? [BD]
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:12:44 PM EST
Made for a memorable night though, didn't it? [BD]
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VA, USA
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:13:04 PM EST
Laughing too hard to breathe...
Scott
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MT, USA
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:15:39 PM EST
were you the one who got bit, or the one who pissed himself?
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USA
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:16:56 PM EST
How's the truck?
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:25:02 PM EST
trying to return the same dog that bite ya ha...
see no good deed goes unpunished..[0:)]
Dude I saw that reward poster for the dog...
REWARD...LOST DOG..
answers to the name "KILL"
REWARD = One jetski...
dont you hate it when people lie about the reward?[0:)]
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:26:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
How's the truck? |
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USA
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:27:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2002 10:28:34 PM EST by prk]
You bastage!! Why did you zoom off and leave your "buddy" behind? As soon as my feet heal, I'm coming over to straighten THIS out.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:43:34 PM EST
just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. You are kidding right...pretty funny as nobody can possibly be that stupid!
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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:48:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By deadeye47:
just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up. You are kidding right...pretty funny as nobody can possibly be that stupid!
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Posted: 6/14/2002 12:21:39 AM EST
I think he got a 12 gauge with #2 steel shot now so he can safely shoot up the whole sack!
I hear he's leaving the jet ski outside now with range markers front and back.
Say hello to janet and Martin for me.
Bob [8D]
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CA, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 12:52:18 AM EST
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 1:53:20 AM EST
Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 1:55:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By Will220:
Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:22:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By Will220:
Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:25:53 AM EST
Copy that, November Sierra!
My question is, where was the Spectre in all this? Was he just orbiting on station and reading a porno rag?
I had my ears on that night, and I heard "Black Hog Down!"
Just had to do that [;D]
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GA, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:43:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By Will220:
Doublefeed...I saw your original post, everyone seemed more concerned about that dam dog. Here that poor Hog driver out there flying around at night enjoying himself on a really nice night all of a sudden finds himself taking ground fire (I imagine there were a lot of tracers). Hey, someone should be concerned about our pilots. [}:D] |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:10:42 AM EST
Neither one of you were sober, right?
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:16:08 AM EST
LMAO! First thing I thought of myself was Nakkid and his jet ski's!
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:17:59 AM EST
he said assclown![shock]
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OK, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:20:08 AM EST
Is that your story?
My retriever got out and I got a call @ 2:30 am, and was happy to go get her. If the same person had tried to open my garage door and return the dog. Well I woulda probably called the law and challenged the good deed doer to a shoot out.
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FL, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:28:56 AM EST
Yeah, and what about that prick cop/medic/firedog/whatever who was rezzing him about "agg assault" - what a dickhead!!!
P3[pyro][:P][heavy]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:33:40 PM EST
I'm laughing so hard..almost to tears.
How's your ears? Mine are still ringing...oh, and that is'nt my dog...I ain't got one.
While I got you here...how's your truck? Was that brake fluid or transmission fluid leaking after you hit those posts?? Lmao...
I guess it's ok for me to laugh now...the thought of me being naked...and if i would taken off after them w/ the AR blazing...now that would have funny as hell.
[b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:38:54 PM EST
... this should be TACKED too!
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:39:25 PM EST
uuuhhhh...couldnt find the front door to knock on?
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MD, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 2:57:55 PM EST
LMAO!!!!
Topped of by the usage of "assclown" - that'll be my new word when I go out with friends tonight lol!!
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IL, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:31:10 PM EST
You know, being here with you guys, drinking a Bud and reading this thread . . . makes me wish I had been here for the other 50 threads that you obviously had to read to be able to understand even half of this one!
[>:/]
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TX, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:07:17 PM EST
J-Reno..I apologise for my name calling (snap judgement early in the morning) and your intentions were nobel but come on...what were you thinking? With all the theft stories on this board?? You are lucky to be alive. Come on guy think....[spank]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 7:24:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By Will220:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By Will220:
Say...on the way out you didn't by chance come across an A-10 in the swamp with a really pissed off Hog driver unbuckling himself from his parachute? [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 7:28:26 PM EST
Larry, it's tacked!
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TX, USA
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:13:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Me and my buddy found this dog about 2AM last Sunday. We got his address off his collar and decided to return him to his house. Like I said, it was real late so we decided that we would just slip the dog in through the owners garage so we didn't have to wake anybody up.
Next thing I know, some assclown comes charging out of the house with some kind of AR-15 or something. He unloads like 50 rounds in our direction - so we ran like crazy to get away from this idiot.
If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:31:36 PM EST
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Posted: 6/14/2002 10:47:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Buddha:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
If I ever see that friggin' dog again, I'm going to sell him to a Vietnamese restaurant. |
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