Yah, my two friends had a few and were going to come see me.   They got turned around and banged on the wrong door, asking for me.

They saw a room light come on, and next thing  they knew, the porch light went on, the door opened a bit, and this guy flashed a machine gun at them from behind the door.  

My one friend started acting kinda funny. You would, too, if you were shitting your pants.

Oh yeah, the guy behind the door was naked, too, and looked like he was ready to fire 50 shots over their heads as they hauled ass to their truck.

Whats up with you guys?

Jeremy
Rural Indiana

you're a freaking comedian.

machine gun huh?  you say your friends had a few before hand?  i call bs.