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Posted: 10/13/2004 8:20:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 8:43:00 AM EST by EagleArmsHBAR]
I went to go get lunch in the cafeteria and when I got back to my cube, somebody had stold all my napkins! I am making a mess with my Chicken Fried steak and gravy, but HAVE NO NAPKINS! GRRRRRRRR.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:21:00 AM EST
They will steal half eaten food where I work
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:26:49 AM EST
I thought that's what sleeves were for. You don't need no stinkin napkins!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:27:24 AM EST
still got your stapler?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:29:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They will steal half eaten food where I work



Same here. Once I put leftovers from a Chinese restaurant in the fridge, and damned if someone didn't steal the stuff.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:29:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:30:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
still got your stapler?



No, some fat greesy jerk named Milton took it
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:30:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Somebody stold your 'e' and replaced it with a 'd' too!




Must have been a pack rat, they usually replace objects they steal with worthless objects.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:31:32 AM EST
Life's a Bitch and then you DIE.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:32:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:33:11 AM EST
Suposably, You'ere mising napekins.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:35:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Somebody stold your 'e' and replaced it with a 'd' too!




Must have been a pack rat, they usually replace objects they steal with worthless objects.



OMG! Somebody stold my 'e' too!




Um, that is how we talk in TEXAS. we say stold, not stole you damn yankee.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:39:48 AM EST
AH HA! The old lady at the end of my row of cubes STOLD them. I stood up and said "Somebody STOLD all my napkins" and the she game them to my manager and I cot them back!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:39:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Somebody stold your 'e' and replaced it with a 'd' too!




Must have been a pack rat, they usually replace objects they steal with worthless objects.



OMG! Somebody stold my 'e' too!




Um, that is how we talk in TEXAS. we say stold, not stole you damn yankee.



A lot of thieves around here. I reckon it looks like someone stold your 'en' in your 1st post.

I just noticed it was stold. Well, dang it, someone took my 'en' too.

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:41:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:42:19 AM EST
The weird think is she tool like 100 napkins

She is a stealamaniac I guess.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:42:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
AH HA! The old lady at the end of my row of cubes STOLD them. I stood up and said "Somebody STOLD all my napkins" and the she game them to my manager and I cot them back!



You weren't man enough to go over to her cube, kick her in the knee, and then take them back yourself?

Pussy!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:42:59 AM EST
U caint spel werth shet!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:43:07 AM EST
Here ya go, I found you napkins.....

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Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:43:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They will steal half eaten food where I work



The times are hard
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:43:48 AM EST
This will easily turn into a 9 pager.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:45:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:

Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
AH HA! The old lady at the end of my row of cubes STOLD them. I stood up and said "Somebody STOLD all my napkins" and the she game them to my manager and I cot them back!



You weren't man enough to go over to her cube, kick her in the knee, and then take them back yourself?

Pussy!



I did not know who had them. My manager came by to tell me I was kicking ass with the sales and I was like "Dooood, some sumbitch stold my napkins!" He started laughing his ass off, as I did too. Then the old woman gave them back.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:46:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They will steal half eaten food where I work




I had some college roommates that were bad to do that, steal your food.

I took care of them though when I and another roommate (non stealer) went and got some chocolate chip cookie mix and replaced the chips with chocolate Ex Lax. We then baked the cookies and specifically told our roomies "do NOT eat these". Well what do you know, we came back about an hour or two later and all the cookies were gone and all of them were riding the porcelain bus.

Paybacks a bitch.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:46:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
This will easily turn into a 9 pager.


I say 36
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:46:56 AM EST
ALL YOUR NAPKINS ARE BELONG TO US
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:47:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
still got your stapler?

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:47:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They will steal half eaten food where I work


They had that problem here too, until finally somebody added something to their leftovers before
putting them back in the refrigerator. The results weren't very digestible evidently, and thieving
stopped.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:48:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:52:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 8:54:03 AM EST by Colt_SBR]
I'm the guy that usually stolds the napkins. I enjoy watching people get really messy when they eat. I then run to the bathroom and turn the water off.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. lotsa slobs run around seyy because I stolds the napkins.

P.S. I added the s to stold to add to the confusion.

Oh yeah, +1 for the post count. Thanks.


Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:58:17 AM EST
This is actually a success story. From my experiences, if someone stold from you, it remains stold.

Good to hear the happy ending.

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:34:47 AM EST
I wish there was a cafeteria where I worked serving chicken friend steak or any other decent American food.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:58:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
I wish there was a cafeteria where I worked serving chicken friend steak or any other decent American food.

GunLvr



I hear ya! Even some friend chicken would be great. At least the drumsticks!

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