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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005



By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.



Holy crap.

Now that is keeping it in the family......



Oh wait, cyber sex with his mom, Oh damn........

pwned

I am not sure who was owneed worse!

Thats gotta be bullshit.

And then they talked about it? C'est le Jeree Springair!

That dude has some deeeeeep Mommy issues.

His dream girl has the same "characteristics" as his MOM!!!

So she was still married to his dad....

I'd just kill myself out of shame.

"well that is all kinds of fucked up"

Mother knows best.

PWND



Mom's got some 'splainin to do...... passing herself off as a much younger woman.....

Quoted: Thats gotta be bullshit.

Sounds like it.

Turns a whole new meaning to "OH BABY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO GOOD"  


 Oh damn damn damn

Quoted: And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

Leave it to the French.

Quoted: Now that is keeping it in the family...... Oh wait, cyber sex with his mom, Oh damn........

That man ain't never gonna be right!

Quoted: Quoted: Now that is keeping it in the family...... Oh wait, cyber sex with his mom, Oh damn........ That man ain't never gonna be right!

Hahaha, that is some funny stuff right there.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.  That's funny.

Some enchanted evening, you'll find you're one true mother...

This guy is a modern-day Oedipus. Now all he needs is a broach to blind himself. What a douchebag.

that is sick. the dad was just a little upset that his wife was going to cheat on him. nice. you know they cybered. son found out his mom was gonna cheat on his dad. pina colada.

Not really suprised with how many people meet up online.
I mean - the law of averages?
It has to happen eventually.

Quoted: "well that is all kinds of fucked up"

Uh huh. Big +1......

French.  Go figure.

They probably got drunk and screwed anyway.


French.  Go figure.

Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine

Proof that even your mom lies.........

He spent 9 months getting out of her the first time and 6 months trying to get back into her the second time.


Breacher

Quoted: Not really suprised with how many people meet up online. I mean - the law of averages? It has to happen eventually.

That's what I was thinking.  

It's like the "Pina Colada Song" in real life, except with his mom. .........

Freud would have a field day with this one!  Just goes to show "Ya never know on the internet..."

(to the tune of "Strangers in the Night")

"Mothers in the night..."



Leave it to the French to come up with something that screwed up.

Jacking off on the internet isn't dating.  It's just...  Jacking off.  How French.

[markm]These things happen![/markm]

A modern-day Oedipus!

"Are you telling me that you fucked your son Paul?"

Who can tell me what movie that line is from?

now that's fucked up.

Should have called himself Oedipus.


A real mama's boy. Looking for a girl just like Mama. Well, he found her.

So....
What happens when Mom yells out Son's name while having sex with Dad???

Most men want to marry someone just like dad married - so it makes sense

[ Insert Nelson and HA! HA! here]

GM

Quoted: img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/1andy2/0394800184.jpg

Quoted: He spent 9 months getting out of her the first time and 6 months trying to get back into her the second time. Breacher

Sigline material!!!

Quoted: He spent 9 months getting out of her the first time and 6 months trying to get back into her the second time. Breacher

omfg.

new keyboard needed!!

Oedipus FRENCH !

Not to be a killjoy, but did anyone bother to see who the source for the article was?  Last time I knew these guy's were not known for accurate reporting:



... but I guess they're still better than CBS News.

SBG

Quoted: I guess she didn't spank him enough as a child.

On the contrary, I think she spanked him all too often.

That just made my day.

Quoted: "well that is all kinds of fucked up"

and yet, strangely sweet at the same time........

[desertmoon tunes his banjo]