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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 5/3/2002 12:20:50 PM EDT
These lines are actual lines from Military >Performance Appraisals >1. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't >watching. >2. A room temperature IQ. >3. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to >hold it all together. >4. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an >ordinary ignoramus. >5. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued >on. >6. Bright as Alaska in December. >7. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the >train isn't coming. >8. He's so dense, light bends around him. >9. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered >twice a week. >10. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 >other sperm.
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