One of my retail stores is across the street from a radio shack. The manager is a complete and absolute wackjob. He routinely screams at customers, employees, and other shop owners for no reason. He has thrown telephones at local kids who bother him. He is in his fifties and has absolutely no ability to not blow his stack every week. He categorizes himself as a huge pacifist and is against all violence. For some reason he thinks he is my friend and when he sees me he comes over and starts in on his rants against Radio Shack corporate, Bush, the police, and everything else that pisses him off. He also shakes when he talks and talks so fast you can barely undersand what he is saying.



Today he is going around to all the nearby stores because he said that the day before people were shining lasers in his eyes. He says he was able verify that the lasers came from a certain location. He is now trying to compile a list of possible culprits. He came in my store shaking and talking a mile a minute about the lasers. His eyes were bugging out of his head.



Should I be afraid for my safety?

Kill him.

Do you feel threatened when he is around?

blade at 45 degrees and scream at him

It's amazingly simple to bait this guy. You ever had one of those kids in school that was actually fun to bully and they sort of brought it on themselves.

Your next step involves a laser.

Tell him snipers for the government use red lasers on there suppressed machine guns.. an the green ones are just the local swat team for sure..