LESS FAMOUS PROVERBS
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> 1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> 2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
> 3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
> 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
> 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
> 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
> 8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
> 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
> 11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
> misquoted then used against you.
> 12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
> 13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.
> 14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
Popular?
> 15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> 16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
> blamed it on the cost of living.
> 17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> 18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
> someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
> 19. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
> 20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's
> population
> 21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by
> those who got there first.
> 22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> 23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
> 24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few
> 25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
> 26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why Some people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.
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