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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:23:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 12:28:58 PM EDT by mhall8811]
http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html

"Recently an al-Qaeda cleric's fatwa appeared in a video, which said: if a Jihadi is needed to be sodomized to widen his anus for inserting bombs into his rectum for jihad operations, it is permitted to do so in Islam. Because "Jihad is the pinnacle of Islam" and anything goes for its sake."

R.O.P.

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:26:00 PM EDT
Praise the Lord and pass the ammun ............ assholes.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:27:02 PM EDT
Thursdays are so much brighter now.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:28:38 PM EDT
Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint,
Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers,
Chemical bomb - no liquids
Underwear bomber - full body scans.
Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won.

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:29:19 PM EDT
So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:29:25 PM EDT
I could definitely see Pope Francis issuing a decree like that.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:30:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stevem1a:
So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you?


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:32:10 PM EDT
...and the sounds of celebration echoed across the land.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:34:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 12:35:22 PM EDT by blackrifleman556]
Well if I was ever planning on becoming a jihadist... this just killed it.

Worst recruiting move ever!
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:34:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint,
Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers,
Chemical bomb - no liquids
Underwear bomber - full body scans.
Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won.



yup
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:37:02 PM EDT
Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle!
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:38:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhall8811:
http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html

"Recently an al-Qaeda cleric's fatwa appeared in a video, which said: if a Jihadi is needed to be sodomized to widen his anus for inserting bombs into his rectum for jihad operations, it is permitted to do so in Islam. Because "Jihad is the pinnacle of Islam" and anything goes in for its sake."

R.O.P.



Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:38:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:39:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle!


Your avatar looks like a jihadist.

FYI
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:40:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint,
Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers,
Chemical bomb - no liquids
Underwear bomber - full body scans.
Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won.



That's a bingo
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:41:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhall8811:
http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html

"Recently an al-Qaeda cleric's fatwa appeared in a video, which said: if a Jihadi is needed to be sodomized to widen his anus for inserting bombs into his rectum for jihad operations, it is permitted to do so in Islam. Because "Jihad is the pinnacle of Islam" and anything goes for its sake."

R.O.P.




Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:41:40 PM EDT
It would be a shitty situation should the bomb turn out to be a dud.

shouldnt be too hard to see a ROPer walking around looking like constipation is setting in.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:42:56 PM EDT
jihad is becoming a pain in the ass
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:51:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint,
Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers,
Chemical bomb - no liquids
Underwear bomber - full body scans.
Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won.



Pretty much my way of thinking.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:51:28 PM EDT
You get 87 Allaz snackbars if anus enlarged prior to blasting to bits...
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:53:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:57:51 PM EDT
Old news. We talked about that on here last year.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:59:13 PM EDT
Rectum, hell it killed him..
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:01:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By peekay:
Thursdays are so much brighter now.


They can put it on the timecard.

'Thursday - donated 8 hours to "Buggery for Bombs".'

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:17:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhall8811:
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle!


Your avatar looks like a jihadist.

FYI


Good eye. He's a Turk.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:26:32 PM EDT
OhLawd.jpg
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:29:13 PM EDT
Most dudes in the Middle East take it up the butt, jihad or no jihad.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:34:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
jihad is becoming a pain in the ass


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:35:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 1:41:37 PM EDT by Thedude27]


Anus Stretcher

By posting this am I letting the terrorists win?



like those sheep fuckers need an excuse to take it in the ass.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:40:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Echo_Hotel:
I could definitely see Pope Francis issuing a decree like that.


Lol
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:41:03 PM EDT
WTF???

IBTL

ANUS STRECHER???
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:42:26 PM EDT
"Come for the jihad, stay for the butseks."

"Come for the jihad... then the next guy, and the guy after that."
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:42:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle!






TRG
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:42:45 PM EDT
If that's what they need to tell themselves
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:44:44 PM EDT
It's like the floodgates have been finally opened and all the goats are relieved! Praise Allah!


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:45:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By peligro113:
Most dudes in the Middle East take it up the butt, jihad or no jihad.


Adolescent boys w no access to girls.

As they say :"women r 4 babies, men r 4 pleasure."
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:48:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:
Praise the Lord and pass the ammun ............ assholes lube.


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:48:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stevem1a:
So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you?


lol
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:49:44 PM EDT
cornholing jihad is nothing new; they're more than willing to compromise their values & principles on anything, as long as it suits the 'calling'.

Read "Because They Hate: A Survivor of Islamic Terror Warns America" by Bridgette Gabriel. Some spooky stuff right there.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:50:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By guntrk:
WTF???

IBTL

ANUS STRECHER???


Anus Strecher was head of the SD in Weisenachten from June 1942 to March 1944.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:52:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
jihad is becoming a pain in the ass


That's a bit of a stretch if you ask me.

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:55:38 PM EDT
The Religion of P.......

Fuck it, I got nothing.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:55:53 PM EDT
Que the *I'm here for the Gang Bang Jihad".jpeg
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:58:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhall8811:
...and the sounds of celebration echoed across the land.


...while the goats breathed an audible sigh of relief.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 1:59:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stevem1a:
So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you?


They came for the jihad, they stayed for the butt sex.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 2:03:11 PM EDT
Welcome to last year.



FYI, Jihadis have been stretching butt-holes in the name of Allah for centuries.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 2:05:31 PM EDT
Does this mean that TRG is going to now convert to Islam?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 2:06:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RetroRevolver77:
It's like the floodgates have been finally opened and all the goats are relieved! Praise Allah!




The fuck did you just say?

TRG
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 2:07:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By guntrk:
WTF???

IBTL

ANUS STRECHER???


out of for sure....
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 2:07:57 PM EDT
IAD?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 2:08:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle!


http://www.ar15.com/media/images/xAvatar/52825.JPG



TRG


I don't know the story behind that avatar, but every time I see it, I think it's a clip from Star Trek TOS...
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