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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:31:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 7:32:44 PM EDT by evo462]
And notice a shit load of porn trackers/cookies and an A-Z list of porn sites the history of internet explorer.  The wife asks how they got all the spyware.  Do you MYOB and give a generic "some sites have popups/adware and what not" answer...or do you spill the beans on the dude.

I chose to play mum's the word and installed some spyware removal tools and instructed the user.

If I could figure out how to do a poll...
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:32:47 PM EDT
I'd just say "some sites" instead of "a crap load of porn" when discussing it.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:32:49 PM EDT
Screenshots and blackmail.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:32:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:33:06 PM EDT
good choice.  That's one of those situations where you cover for a dude, and tell him he's an idiot in private :P
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:33:29 PM EDT
She'll find out eventually.  If you talk your reputation for discretion will vanish.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:33:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Screenshots and blackmail.


This: You own him now!
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:33:38 PM EDT
I would not mention the porn. If they guy paying me shorted me I would tell.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:33:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Was she hot?


Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:34:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paulup:
good choice.  That's one of those situations where you cover for a dude, and tell him he's an idiot in private :P


I figured my job was to fix the problem and to not delve into domestic issues.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:34:30 PM EDT
Keep your mouth shut and make a list for later........Duh!
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:34:53 PM EDT
bro code. MYOB.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:35:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paulup:
good choice.  That's one of those situations where you cover for a dude, and tell him he's an idiot in private :P


And tell him he needs to keep you on retainer...
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:35:06 PM EDT
I wouldn't tell her, but the dude's bill just got upped a bit

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:35:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TC6969:
Keep your mouth shut and make a list for later........Duh!


I had to laugh at some of the URL's....I guess when there's already a bazillion porn sites you have to get creative.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:36:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1387Delta:
Originally Posted By Paulup:
good choice.  That's one of those situations where you cover for a dude, and tell him he's an idiot in private :P


And tell him he needs to keep you on retainer...


Hahaha...I like the way you think.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:37:54 PM EDT
Don't be that guy... be like House:

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:39:26 PM EDT
Pull him aside as say "We have a problem.  I've discovered a countless amount of porn on your computer"  "Now we can 'fix' the problem for a nominal fee or I can tell your wife"  "What's it gonna be?"



Seriously, leave the poor fucker alone.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:43:27 PM EDT
How do you know it was not hers???


















You would be shocked to see my history and I am all women.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:45:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ar15-sweety:
How do you know it was not hers???

You would be shocked to see my history and I am all women.


You just made this thread very popular for the OP.

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:45:28 PM EDT
Do they have kids ?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:45:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ar15-sweety:
How do you know it was not hers???


















You would be shocked to see my history and I am all women.


Well, I don't I suppose  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:46:47 PM EDT
Speaking from experience, I can definitely say STFU and let someone else figure it out.
Oh, and find the "invisible" folder full of porn and make a "backup" of it before giving the computer back :D

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Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:48:08 PM EDT
I always say "stop looking at porn sites and you won't have these problems."  "I, I, I... uh... I don't look at those kind of sites..."  "right"

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:48:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ar15-sweety:
How do you know it was not hers???


















You would be shocked to see my history and I am all women.


So,can we?

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:48:31 PM EDT
I'd jokingly say he had a bunch of bestiality and alien porn.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:49:54 PM EDT
I work on computers on my own.  I've found so much crap it's unbelievable.  

What a man does in the privacy of his home is of no concern to me.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:49:56 PM EDT
how do you get rid of all that pron tracking stuff ?

Not for me but a friend .really.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:50:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jrollins:
Speaking from experience[/span]


Do tell.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:50:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kaziganthi:
I'd jokingly say he had a bunch of bestiality and alien porn.



Alien Porn ?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:51:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
how do you get rid of all that pron tracking stuff ?

Not for me but a friend .really.


Well, if you want to get rid of the spyware, then I use a three stage approach of malwarebytes, adaware, and spybot.  If you're looking to cover your tracks, a product like webroot's window washer would do the trick.

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:51:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USPcompact:
Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Was she hot?




Exaclt, if she was ugly don't say anything. Let the poor man have his respite.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:53:49 PM EDT




Originally Posted By raven:

She'll find out eventually. If you talk your reputation for discretion will vanish.




Really do you want to be known as the guy who rats out porn surfers to their wives? MYOB.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:54:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Originally Posted By kaziganthi:
I'd jokingly say he had a bunch of bestiality and alien porn.



Alien Porn ?


Yeah kinda like japanese tentacle porn.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:55:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 7:58:59 PM EDT by Ragin_Cajun]
MYOB is always the answer.

Originally Posted By Ar15-sweety:
How do you know it was not hers???


















You would be shocked to see my history and I am all women.


So, uh, you busy later on?

(where the hell did that smiley with the eyebrow thing go?)


Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:55:24 PM EDT
Isn't there some kind of man law  that covers this? I think you know what to do, brother.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:55:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:


I hope the fact that you even asked was just to have some fun with GD


Duh.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:56:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 7:57:30 PM EDT by thexrayboy]
You are being paid to do a job....not render a judgement about peoples morals or characters.  If you wanted to try and tell people
what they should or shouldn't do with their computer or rat people out for engaging in legal actions that you may or may not agree with                      you should have joined the Democrats and run for office....thats their style.

For all you know it was the wife that was surfing the porn....not the husband.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:56:46 PM EDT
look for the good sites, write them down, and then MYOB
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 7:59:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By evo462:
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:


I hope the fact that you even asked was just to have some fun with GD


Duh.


Yeah, I edited 'cuz I figured that was the intent.

I do kinda like the bribery angle
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:00:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By evo462:
Originally Posted By TC6969:
Keep your mouth shut and make a list for later........Duh!


I had to laugh at some of the URL's....I guess when there's already a bazillion porn sites you have to get creative.  


You mean "Mexican Amateur Amputee Lesbian Circus Trapeze midgets" is taken?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:00:50 PM EDT
find the secret stash of nudes and vids of the wife.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:01:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TC6969:
Originally Posted By evo462:
Originally Posted By TC6969:
Keep your mouth shut and make a list for later........Duh!


I had to laugh at some of the URL's....I guess when there's already a bazillion porn sites you have to get creative.  


You mean "Mexican Amateur Amputee Lesbian Circus Trapeze midgets" is taken?



Yeah....I think it's owned by the same outfit that has the "blind german midget scat porn"  site

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:02:31 PM EDT
MYOB.

nothing stopping them from claiming YOU put it there, from that point it goes to employer complaint/lawsuit and downhill from that point.

save yourself the headache, fix the computer and move on with life.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:03:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 8:04:07 PM EDT by evo462]
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:
Originally Posted By evo462:
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:


I hope the fact that you even asked was just to have some fun with GD


Duh.


Yeah, I edited 'cuz I figured that was the intent.

I do kinda like the bribery angle


I look at it like this...as long as pr0n is being viewed, I'll have some extra cash in my slush fund.    They'll be back...they ALWAYS come back.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:03:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 8:04:41 PM EDT by Evilsmurfkilla]
Mind your own damn business. I had someone fuck up a work laptop with viruses and spyware, and a bunch of porn showed up in his IE history. I told him to stop surfing porn on his work laptop, as opposed to referring him to HR. Of course he had no knowledge of how those sites got visited.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:04:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bushylover:
I'd just say "some sites" instead of "a crap load of porn" when discussing it.


id say certain, if she's smart she'll get the hint.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:14:35 PM EDT
Depends entirely on who hired you and is paying you.  If the wife hired you, then you tell her.  If the husband hired you, then you keep quiet.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:26:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:
MYOB is always the answer.

Originally Posted By Ar15-sweety:
How do you know it was not hers???


















You would be shocked to see my history and I am all women.


So, uh, you busy later on?

(where the hell did that smiley with the eyebrow thing go?)



Yes with my hubby but that is one of the things that he loves about me.


Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:27:56 PM EDT
myo-F'n-b
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:28:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven:
She'll find out eventually.  If you talk your reputation for discretion will vanish.

Big +1 to the above.

A reputation for discretion has landed me repeat business from customers, and
referrals to others from the same. Gaining a reputation for the opposite can sink
you just as easily. Just a thought.....

The idea of mentioning it to the dude, and telling him that if he continues surfing
those sites, that you'll be doing work in the future for him again might not be a bad
idea.
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