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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/14/2005 11:58:21 AM EDT
Da most important ting is havin' a good mob name, see. But fer dat, we gotta get a feel fer how yer gonna size up in dis here "organization". Just answer dese questions--if we like what we see, yer in da mob!

Try yer luck
My results were:

Yer Mob Application Results
Yer da cream a' da crop, kid. Yer aces. I wants ya ta remember me, kid, when ya's made it ta da top. Remember dis ol' has-been *cough* dat put ya on da right path. *da hug* Follow yer dreams, kid. I gots nuttin left ta teach ya. Yer mob name is:


Luigi "the Wizard of Odds" Sopprano
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:05:08 PM EDT
Yer da cream a' da crop, kid. Yer aces. I wants ya ta remember me, kid, when ya's made it ta da top. Remember dis ol' has-been *cough* dat put ya on da right path. *da hug* Follow yer dreams, kid. I gots nuttin left ta teach ya. Yer mob name is:

"The Chief"
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:06:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:07:54 PM EDT
Kid, I tink yer goin' places. Ya gotta good head on yer shouldahs and ya can hold yer own in a tiff. But I gotta warn ya--ya ain't da besta da best, so know yer place, wiseguy. Welcome to da family. *da hug* Now go out dere and give 'em hell. Yer mob name is:Deuce


Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:08:20 PM EDT
"Brainy Fred" Mullegun
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:09:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:13:31 PM EDT
Kid, yer a solid performah and can do a coupla tings right, but don't get ta tinkin' dat yer a don. Dere's a coupla gentlemen dat would like ta see ya "go on a little vacation," see. But I gots faith in ya--welcome to da family. *da hug* Yer mob name is:

"Big Nate" Green


If ya ain't happy wit da name ya gots, ya can ask fer a new one. We pick yer name based on yer attributes, see. So we got a coupla names lined up fer ya, just in case. Da family is real fergivin', but don't press yer luck.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:14:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 7:02:00 PM EDT by MrClean4Hire]
You guys

I'm Danny the torch

Yer da cream a' da crop, kid. Yer aces. I wants ya ta remember me, kid, when ya's made it ta da top. Remember dis ol' has-been *cough* dat put ya on da right path. *da hug* Follow yer dreams, kid. I gots nuttin left ta teach ya. Yer mob name is:

dan "the Judge" clean
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:16:43 PM EDT
Kid, I tink yer goin' places. Ya gotta good head on yer shouldahs and ya can hold yer own in a tiff. But I gotta warn ya--ya ain't da besta da best, so know yer place, wiseguy. Welcome to da family. *da hug* Now go out dere and give 'em hell. Yer mob name is:


"Right Hand" Hunt



I always wanted the name of MIKEY MITTENS because it sounds like a name a crazy ass downs sindrome killer would have.



Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:02:13 PM EDT
Dah bump
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:08:39 PM EDT
I got 'da Nerd' but my real Hoboken name is 'Crazy Robert'
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:24:31 PM EDT
"Butt Face"

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:27:01 PM EDT
I really hope none of our Italian-American members are upset by this
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:28:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fourays2:
I really hope none of our Italian-American members are upset by this




Italian-American?

None of that hyphenated bullshit round here I hope.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:31:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 5:36:27 PM EDT by Daytona955i]

Originally Posted By Fourays2:
I really hope none of our Italian-American members are upset by this



Why?

Not all Italian-Americans are in the mob. Despite what you seem to think. Why else would they be upset?

ETA: My mob name is Josh "da Gun" Daytona
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:59:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:13:56 PM EDT
John "The Congressman" Smith
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:19:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fourays2:
I really hope none of our Italian-American members are upset by this



But do you really really really hope it with all your heart???

Because if you wish with all your heart, there will never be hurt feelings again. Then the world will be a happy place.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:29:42 PM EDT

tim "the Cigar" H@5$@&@y
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:39:42 PM EDT
I got "Doctor"
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:45:29 PM EDT
"Aces"
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:59:28 PM EDT
Kid, yer a solid performah and can do a coupla tings right, but don't get ta tinkin' dat yer a don. Dere's a coupla gentlemen dat would like ta see ya "go on a little vacation," see. But I gots faith in ya--welcome to da family. *da hug* Yer mob name is:

npd "The Count" 233
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:05:22 PM EDT
Guess I need to work on my people skills.

"Wha? Ya don't love ya muddah?

Sorry kid, but we gots no place for a heartless retch like yerself in dis here "family". Youse and yer kind are vile specimens of da human race.

Mebbe ya should spend a little quality time wit yer muddah--ya lowdown, dirty rat."

Matthew
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:11:03 PM EDT

DK "The Doctor" Prof


Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:16:42 PM EDT
"The Bird"
Sounds professional-like.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:17:26 PM EDT
Wha? Ya don't love ya muddah?

Sorry kid, but we gots no place for a heartless retch like yerself in dis here "family". Youse and yer kind are vile specimens of da human race.

Mebbe ya should spend a little quality time wit yer muddah--ya lowdown, dirty rat.

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:21:47 PM EDT

Yer not da best apple a da bunch, but ya got gumption, kid. We gots some jobs lined up fer ya--I wish ya lotsa luck, coz in dis biz, yer gonna need it. Welcome ta da family, kid. *da hug* Yer mob name is:

Call me "misdemeanor"
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