http://venturebeat.com/2012/01/03/realistic-steve-jobs-collectible/



Steve Jobs immortalized with unofficial, “super realistic” action figure (pics)

Attention Apple zealots: An eerily lifelike, unofficial Steve Jobs action figure set is slated for late February release, and can be yours for just $99.99 plus shipping. That is, of course, if Apple doesn’t issue a cease-and-desist order first.

The “Super Realistic Steve Jobs 12″ Collectible Figure,” as it’s called, was unveiled by toy companies In Icons and Dragon in Dream Corporation on New Year’s Day, and is the almost-perfect (some might say, freaky) reincarnation of the late Jobs in doll form — wrinkles, pores, veins and all.

The set features the deceased icon’s preferred uniform of black turtleneck, blue jeans and sneakers, along with two pairs of glasses, three pairs of hands, one black leather belt, a pair of black socks, two apples and a “One More Thing” backdrop. The figurine is pictured with (adorable) mini Mac, iPad and iPhone accessories, but those are not included in the set.

Want one? In Icons is currently accepting a “limited quantity” of orders via PayPal (the site is experiencing slow load times due to the onslaught of media attention). Be advised, though, that Apple will likely do everything in its power to prevent the doll’s production and distribution. The company previously quashed the sale of an unsanctioned Steve Jobs doll made by Chinese manufacturer MIC Gadget.

What's uber fucking sad is there are a lot of people who will want this.

What? No kung-fu grip?

Right along with their Steve Jobs inflatable love doll and ibuttplug.

If it was life size like a real doll...

This will be an epic failure that will be worth a ton of money in 20 years.

That thing's gonna sell like crazy.  Between the folks that'll buy it on spec' (And keep in ANIB) and all the crossover 1/6th types who'll get it and dress

it up like...?....it's gonna be a winner

I heard the doll gets sick and you give it natural herbs but it just keeps getting sicker...

Does this "action figure" steal your ideas too?

Does it come with a mini painting from Picasso?

No but you will need to replace it with a new better and cooler model every 2.5 months..

If it don't come with the Reality Distortion Field, I ain't buyin' it - that's fer damned sure!

You can also get the one that depicts him when he was closer to the end.

Where does my penis go?

LMAO....some one has read his biography...



I don't want it unless it knows who to rip Woz off....

Oh damn!  

I've saving for this one:

I don't get it.

I never even heard of the guy until he died.

There's gonna 2 versions-the original (aka iJobs), then the post chemo version (iJobs 2, virtually the same thing as iJobs 1 but 30% thinner)

 

And what's more sad, is that it does not come in a Turbo Fist Edition.

I have always wanted one.   TImes are hard, though.

when Bill Gates dies and the come out with his doll will his be the hero or the villain to Steve Jobs?

I have just wee wee'd on myself from laughing so hard

http://www.dealextreme.com/p/remembering-steve-jobs-cute-resin-statue-figure-toy-103501

He needs to be thinner and grayer

Not me.

I had to do a doubletake when this photo popped up:



Looks exactly like...

I think Microsoft already sells them, and their legal team is prepared to delay this to eternity.