So where is the "sammich request thread"?

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Posted: 8/5/2005 11:46:40 AM EDT

This is supposed to be the women's forum, correct?

* looking around, ringing the desk bell *

Sure could go for a beer, newspaper & my slippers... what's it take to get a little service round here?

* drumming fingers on keyboard impatiently *

Posted: 8/5/2005 11:53:09 AM EDT

[#1]

I didn't know we had one.

I'll have a tuna sandwich on sourdough, with bacon and lettuce. Make sure you heat the bacon up. No mayo or mustard, thanks.

Posted: 8/5/2005 11:56:39 AM EDT

[#2]

No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:25:11 PM EDT

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No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Door's that way.

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:32:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/5/2005 12:43:12 PM EDT

[#5]

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No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Door's that way.

+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:45:25 PM EDT

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No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Door's that way.

+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.

Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:48:31 PM EDT

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Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]

I'm sorry, what did you say? All I could hear was this incessant whining.

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:50:13 PM EDT

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No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Door's that way.

+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.

Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]

Warmth and nurturing is given to those who are complimentary and deserving of said warmth and nurturing. Storming into the women's forum demanding sammiches is not deserving, NOR is complaining about the service and establishment complimentary.

Please go back out the door, knock prior to entering our abode, and ask nicely. Using Please, and thank you, and lots of compliments. And no VEILED compliments either. We can smell those a mile away.

<standing at sammich counter, arms crossed, tapping foot......>

ETA: and while you're out there, maybe you could think about a team membership. Support the site!

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:52:34 PM EDT

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No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Door's that way.

+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.

Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]

Warmth and nurturing is given to those who are complimentary and deserving of said warmth and nurturing. Storming into the women's forum demanding sammiches is not deserving, NOR is complaining about the service and establishment complimentary.

Please go back out the door, knock prior to entering our abode, and ask nicely. Using Please, and thank you, and lots of compliments. And no VEILED compliments either. We can smell those a mile away.

<standing at sammich counter, arms crossed, tapping foot......>

* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:53:21 PM EDT

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No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Door's that way.

+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.

Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]

Warmth and nurturing is given to those who are complimentary and deserving of said warmth and nurturing. Storming into the women's forum demanding sammiches is not deserving, NOR is complaining about the service and establishment complimentary.

Please go back out the door, knock prior to entering our abode, and ask nicely. Using Please, and thank you, and lots of compliments. And no VEILED compliments either. We can smell those a mile away.

<standing at sammich counter, arms crossed, tapping foot......>

* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:54:04 PM EDT

[#11]

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* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?

Yaw

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:57:32 PM EDT

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* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?

Yaw

Sorry? Could you repeat that?

Posted: 8/5/2005 12:58:02 PM EDT

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* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?

Yaw

Sorry? Could you repeat that?

Posted: 8/5/2005 1:00:44 PM EDT

[#14]

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* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?

Yaw

Sorry? Could you repeat that?

Sorry. Come inside Mr. Yaw. What can I do for you?

Posted: 8/5/2005 1:14:56 PM EDT

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* slinks back outside, head down... *

[knock knock]

<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?

Yaw

Sorry? Could you repeat that?

Sorry. Come inside Mr. Yaw. What can I do for you?

* being so aloof that even Bond would be impressed *

Posted: 8/5/2005 1:17:32 PM EDT

[#16]

wtf

Posted: 8/5/2005 1:20:12 PM EDT

[#17]

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wtf

yeah. I know. I'm whacked.

Posted: 8/5/2005 2:59:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Daisy you crack me up! Patty

Posted: 8/5/2005 7:47:58 PM EDT

[#19]

Merrell, you dolt.

This is like walking into a room full of die hard Red Sox fans and screaming 'Yankees Rule' at the top of your lungs.

Are you TRYING to make us hate you?

Posted: 8/5/2005 8:09:02 PM EDT

[#20]

Did I hear right?
The wonderful women of Arf.com have opened a sandwich stand?

Posted: 8/5/2005 8:14:56 PM EDT

[#21]

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wtf

the short bus dropped him off at the wrong bus stop

Posted: 8/5/2005 9:00:15 PM EDT

[#22]

Try this Ladies:

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.

Posted: 8/6/2005 6:25:00 AM EDT

[#23]

[knock knock]

Posted: 8/6/2005 6:31:16 AM EDT

[#24]

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[knock knock]

Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:00:06 AM EDT

[#25]

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[knock knock]

Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?

I.D. Man

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:02:37 AM EDT

[#26]

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[knock knock]

Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?

I.D. Man

I.D. Man who?

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:03:31 AM EDT

[#27]

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Try this Ladies:
www.petalert.com.au/faid/images/fa065.jpg

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.

Canine First Aid classes in the sandwich thread, followed by a good rousing game of America's Pastime?

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:04:21 AM EDT

[#28]

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Try this Ladies:
www.petalert.com.au/faid/images/fa065.jpg

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.
Canine First Aid classes in the sandwich thread, followed by a good rousing game of America's Pastime?

I don't know WTH is going on here...I'm just playing along.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:09:37 AM EDT

[#29]

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Try this Ladies:
www.petalert.com.au/faid/images/fa065.jpg

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.
Canine First Aid classes in the sandwich thread, followed by a good rousing game of America's Pastime?

I don't know WTH is going on here...I'm just playing along.

Grab a gimp dog and a glove, you're on 3rd base.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:18:16 AM EDT

[#30]

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Try this Ladies:
www.petalert.com.au/faid/images/fa065.jpg

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.
Canine First Aid classes in the sandwich thread, followed by a good rousing game of America's Pastime?

I don't know WTH is going on here...I'm just playing along.
Grab a gimp dog and a glove, you're on 3rd base.

Wow...Third base usually required at least a good meal and a few drinks.

Oh, wrong base.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:20:52 AM EDT

[#31]

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[knock knock]

Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?

I.D. Man

I.D. Man who?

I demand you let me in!

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:22:58 AM EDT

[#32]

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[knock knock]

Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?

I.D. Man

I.D. Man who?

I demand you let me in!

Why....why did I fall for that....I should've known...

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:24:52 AM EDT

[#33]

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Try this Ladies:
www.petalert.com.au/faid/images/fa065.jpg

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.
Canine First Aid classes in the sandwich thread, followed by a good rousing game of America's Pastime?

I don't know WTH is going on here...I'm just playing along.
Grab a gimp dog and a glove, you're on 3rd base.

Wow...Third base usually required at least a good meal and a few drinks.

Oh, wrong base.

It's now the opposite. If you play well on 3rd base, then you get a good meal and a few drinks.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:33:30 AM EDT

[#34]

I'm so confused....

Maybe I'll just slink over to the corner and start puttin' together some sammiches...

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:36:31 AM EDT

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Try this Ladies:
www.petalert.com.au/faid/images/fa065.jpg

If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.
Canine First Aid classes in the sandwich thread, followed by a good rousing game of America's Pastime?

I don't know WTH is going on here...I'm just playing along.
Grab a gimp dog and a glove, you're on 3rd base.

Wow...Third base usually required at least a good meal and a few drinks.

Oh, wrong base.
It's now the opposite. If you play well on 3rd base, then you get a good meal and a few drinks.

I'm starting to see why you don't date much...

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:48:21 AM EDT

[#36]

BURN!

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:54:23 AM EDT

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BURN!

Posted: 8/6/2005 8:29:07 AM EDT

[#38]

[knock knock]

Posted: 8/6/2005 9:12:37 AM EDT

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[knock knock]

Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Patty

Posted: 8/6/2005 9:18:09 AM EDT

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[knock knock]

Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banna? Patty

<slams the door shut>

ENOUGH!!!

Posted: 8/6/2005 9:37:41 AM EDT

[#41]

Posted: 8/6/2005 9:39:24 AM EDT

[#42]

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Don't hate.

Posted: 8/6/2005 10:31:23 AM EDT

[#43]

<<<<<<<< * snoring on couch *

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:50:59 AM EDT

[#44]

This thread is useless without Picsand a BOTD in the title!!!!!
Wait...this isn't GD????

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:15:26 PM EDT

[#45]

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[knock knock]

Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Patty

Orange, coming right up!

Posted: 8/7/2005 5:35:41 AM EDT

[#46]

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[knock knock]

Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Patty
Orange, coming right up!
tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/gen_lee_rising.jpg

ah yes, Hazzard's finest... something to reflect upon whilst the womenfolk are hard at work in the kitchen preparing a hearty Sunday brunch...

* dozing off again *

Posted: 8/7/2005 1:52:12 PM EDT

[#47]

<daisy duke purrr>
I just KNOW those boys are gonna get themselves into trouble and I am gonna hafta wiggle my hiney to get them out of it!

Great line...