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Posted: 8/5/2005 11:46:40 AM EDT
This is supposed to be the women's forum, correct?

* looking around, ringing the desk bell *

Sure could go for a beer, newspaper & my slippers... what's it take to get a little service round here?

* drumming fingers on keyboard impatiently *
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:53:09 AM EDT
I didn't know we had one.

I'll have a tuna sandwich on sourdough, with bacon and lettuce. Make sure you heat the bacon up. No mayo or mustard, thanks.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 11:56:39 AM EDT
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:25:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.



Door's that way.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:32:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:43:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.



Door's that way.



+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.


Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:45:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.



Door's that way.



+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.





Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:48:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]


I'm sorry, what did you say? All I could hear was this incessant whining.

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:50:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 12:51:58 PM EDT by daisywench]

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.



Door's that way.



+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.





Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]



Warmth and nurturing is given to those who are complimentary and deserving of said warmth and nurturing. Storming into the women's forum demanding sammiches is not deserving, NOR is complaining about the service and establishment complimentary.


Please go back out the door, knock prior to entering our abode, and ask nicely. Using Please, and thank you, and lots of compliments. And no VEILED compliments either. We can smell those a mile away.

<standing at sammich counter, arms crossed, tapping foot......>

ETA: and while you're out there, maybe you could think about a team membership. Support the site!





Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:52:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.



Door's that way.



+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.





Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]



Warmth and nurturing is given to those who are complimentary and deserving of said warmth and nurturing. Storming into the women's forum demanding sammiches is not deserving, NOR is complaining about the service and establishment complimentary.


Please go back out the door, knock prior to entering our abode, and ask nicely. Using Please, and thank you, and lots of compliments. And no VEILED compliments either. We can smell those a mile away.

<standing at sammich counter, arms crossed, tapping foot......>







* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:53:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
No no no. You're the woman. You're supposed to make the sammiches. Is this some sort of bizarro parallel universe where women don't do the chores? How did I get here? Get me outta here.



Door's that way.



+1. And door? ass? Yeah. What they say.





Where oh where is the warmth and nurturing that lies within a woman's fair breast, where oh where?

[puppydog_eyes]



Warmth and nurturing is given to those who are complimentary and deserving of said warmth and nurturing. Storming into the women's forum demanding sammiches is not deserving, NOR is complaining about the service and establishment complimentary.


Please go back out the door, knock prior to entering our abode, and ask nicely. Using Please, and thank you, and lots of compliments. And no VEILED compliments either. We can smell those a mile away.

<standing at sammich counter, arms crossed, tapping foot......>







* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]



<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:54:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]



<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?



Yaw
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:57:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]



<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?



Yaw



Sorry? Could you repeat that?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:58:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]



<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?



Yaw



Sorry? Could you repeat that?



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:00:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]



<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?



Yaw



Sorry? Could you repeat that?






Sorry. Come inside Mr. Yaw. What can I do for you?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:14:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* slinks back outside, head down... *


[knock knock]



<sing song voice> Yeeeesssss? Who's there please?



Yaw



Sorry? Could you repeat that?






Sorry. Come inside Mr. Yaw. What can I do for you?



* being so aloof that even Bond would be impressed *
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:17:32 PM EDT
wtf
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:20:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
wtf



yeah. I know. I'm whacked.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 2:59:45 PM EDT
Daisy you crack me up! Patty
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:47:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:09:02 PM EDT
Did I hear right?
The wonderful women of Arf.com have opened a sandwich stand?



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:14:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
wtf



the short bus dropped him off at the wrong bus stop
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:00:15 PM EDT
Try this Ladies:


If that doesn't work try a baseball bat.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:25:00 AM EDT
[knock knock]
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:31:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:00:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
[knock knock]



Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?



I.D. Man
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:02:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:03:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:04:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:09:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:18:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:20:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
[knock knock]



Don't be all trying to slink on back in here, now.

Damn. <shaking head, can't resist>

WHAT!?!?!!? I mean, who's there?



I.D. Man



I.D. Man who?



I demand you let me in!


Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:22:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:24:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:33:30 AM EDT
I'm so confused....


Maybe I'll just slink over to the corner and start puttin' together some sammiches...
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:36:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:48:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:54:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:29:07 AM EDT
[knock knock]
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:12:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 10:10:35 AM EDT by pattymcn]

Originally Posted By Merrell:
[knock knock]



Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Patty
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:18:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:37:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:39:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 10:31:23 AM EDT
<<<<<<<< * snoring on couch *
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:50:59 AM EDT
This thread is useless without Picsand a BOTD in the title!!!!!





Wait...this isn't GD????



Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:15:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:35:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
[knock knock]



Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Patty

Orange, coming right up!
tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/gen_lee_rising.jpg



ah yes, Hazzard's finest... something to reflect upon whilst the womenfolk are hard at work in the kitchen preparing a hearty Sunday brunch...

* dozing off again *
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 1:52:12 PM EDT
<daisy duke purrr>
I just KNOW those boys are gonna get themselves into trouble and I am gonna hafta wiggle my hiney to get them out of it!

Great line...
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 2:10:33 PM EDT
i repeat

WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT



Link Posted: 8/7/2005 2:12:41 PM EDT
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