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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:23:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Don't be a prude. She wanted a three way.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:23:20 AM EDT
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Quoted: Was at the bar last night. Girl strikes up a conversation with me. Goes on for a while. Pretty f'ing obvious she's interested, as in like, real obvious. I'm to her right, her husband is to her left. It's no secret that he's her husband. He sees the whole thing, doesn't appear to care. Not the first time I've seen this, or the first time it's happened to me. WTF is this, some sort of new unexplainable trend, or is this an age-old thing? buy some paper plates. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:23:59 AM EDT
[#3]
Did you have your paper plates ready?
 
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:24:10 AM EDT
[#4]
I read a story in Penthouse that began just like that.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:24:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Paper plate dude!
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:25:02 AM EDT
[#6]
Cuckold. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:25:12 AM EDT
[#7]
your username is appropriate
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:25:51 AM EDT
[#8]
OK someone is going to have to explain the paper plate thing because I am afraid to Google that shit...
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:25:56 AM EDT
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If you are smart you will get away from a crazy broad like that. Or realize she is just friendly and think nothing of it. I have no way of knowing which applies, but one of them, for sure.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:25:59 AM EDT
[#10]
sounds like OP prefers the company of men.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:26:00 AM EDT
[#11]
so did you fuck her?
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:26:13 AM EDT
[#12]
threeway
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:26:42 AM EDT
[#13]
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buy some paper plates. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Was at the bar last night. Girl strikes up a conversation with me. Goes on for a while. Pretty f'ing obvious she's interested, as in like, real obvious. I'm to her right, her husband is to her left. It's no secret that he's her husband. He sees the whole thing, doesn't appear to care. Not the first time I've seen this, or the first time it's happened to me. WTF is this, some sort of new unexplainable trend, or is this an age-old thing? buy some paper plates. Came to post this. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:27:20 AM EDT
[#14]
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Don't be a prude. She wanted a three way. Have you checked out his user name by chance? |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:29:50 AM EDT
[#15]
She wants DP....you are going to need paper plates.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:31:12 AM EDT
[#16]
Every possible answer to that is a situation I'm not eager to explore personally.
I don't like bar fights, and I have a strict "one pecker per bed" policy. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:32:02 AM EDT
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I'll save you the Google...paper plates protect the heterosexual integrity of both men DPing a single woman. No nutty high fives. You felling me brah?
eta Not felling but there is lots of wood in this situation, I meant to say feeling. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:32:35 AM EDT
[#18]
sluts are easier to spot anymore, no shame left.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:32:57 AM EDT
[#19]
Have you ever been married? He wants to spread the misery
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:33:24 AM EDT
[#20]
Don't be a pussy, OP. She seems legit.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:33:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Have you checked out his user name by chance? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't be a prude. She wanted a three way. Have you checked out his user name by chance?  |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:34:16 AM EDT
[#22]
A few months back a female friend and I met a married couple at a bar who were there with a group of their friends. As the evening progressed the wife ended up making out with some dude and the husband was begging their friends intervene in his wife's make out session. My friend was getting ready to intervene as the husband's friends wouldn't, but I told her not to get involved as her little bitch husband needed to man-up and take care of it.
The problem is, OP, some men either don't care or are incapable of being men. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:34:50 AM EDT
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Was at the bar last night. Girl strikes up a conversation with me. Goes on for a while. Pretty f'ing obvious she's interested, as in like, real obvious. I'm to her right, her husband is to her left. It's no secret that he's her husband. He sees the whole thing, doesn't appear to care. Not the first time I've seen this, or the first time it's happened to me. WTF is this, some sort of new unexplainable trend, or is this an age-old thing? I'd like to know why you think she wanted to fuck you? Did she touch your dick or herself while making eye contact? If it was a dude, would you have got the same feeling? I talk to women everyday and never assume they want to fuck me. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:35:26 AM EDT
[#24]
Perhaps they are aecure in their relationship. No trust issues, not jealous people. You went to a bar, not a whore house!
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:36:35 AM EDT
[#25]
Swingers.
Some weirdos like watching other dudes plow their wives. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:36:48 AM EDT
[#26]
happens to me all the time
chicks see my crotch bulge and it's like their SO doesn't exist
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:37:32 AM EDT
[#27]
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OK someone is going to have to explain the paper plate thing because I am afraid to Google that shit... Paper Plate |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:40:36 AM EDT
[#28]
Threeway
He wanted to watch Swingers Not everyone's relationship is plain vanilla or the Arfcom idealistic overly restrictive near prude version of marriage. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:40:54 AM EDT
[#29]
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threeway Probably with gay butsecs and female to male pegging. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:42:14 AM EDT
[#30]
I'd say they were trolling for a threesome. Likely you missed out OP.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:42:27 AM EDT
[#31]
do you have a pool?
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:44:11 AM EDT
[#32]
if you had to pick a number between 1 and 400, how much would you say she weighed?
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:44:47 AM EDT
[#33]
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Was at the bar last night. Girl strikes up a conversation with me. Goes on for a while. Pretty f'ing obvious she's interested, as in like, real obvious. I'm to her right, her husband is to her left. It's no secret that he's her husband. He sees the whole thing, doesn't appear to care. Not the first time I've seen this, or the first time it's happened to me. WTF is this, some sort of new unexplainable trend, or is this an age-old thing? Fatal attraction, you inspires it, you big stud. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:46:25 AM EDT
[#34]
A good friend of mine has a wife like that. Constantly talks shit about him and is extremely flirty/touchy feely with all of his friends right in front of him and he just ignores it. They haven't been married for more than a year.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:46:47 AM EDT
[#35]
husband is probably thinking "as long as i don't have to pay for her drinks i could care less"
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:46:48 AM EDT
[#36]
Paper plates are old technology. You need a ball harness. It secures them back behind, tucked in the crack where it's safe.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:46:58 AM EDT
[#37]
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If you are smart you will get away from a crazy broad like that. Or realize she is just friendly and think nothing of it. I have no way of knowing which applies, but one of them, for sure. This but more than likely tge latter and OP shouldn't have such a big head. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:48:40 AM EDT
[#38]
Second post nails it and the Op does not.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:49:25 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: happens to me all the time chicks see my crotch bulge and it's like their SO doesn't exist Helps when you are holding this over your crotch.  |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:49:35 AM EDT
[#40]
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Threeway He wanted to watch Swingers Not everyone's relationship is plain vanilla or the Arfcom idealistic overly restrictive near prude version of marriage. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Jacksonville NC had enough weird shit to cover me for the rest of my life. I was shocked when I joined the real world. No swingers to be found any where. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:50:01 AM EDT
[#41]
Maybe you're irresistible. I'm not a queer but you should ask some of the peter puffers here what they think.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:50:08 AM EDT
[#42]
Swingers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:53:26 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: happens to me all the time chicks see my crotch bulge and it's like their SO doesn't exist Helps when you are holding this over your crotch.  |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:53:32 AM EDT
[#44]
They were looking for some fresh kidneys to sell.
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:53:34 AM EDT
[#45]
Maybe she just likes to talk and you misinterpreted simple friendliness for flirting.
Or she wanted a DP experience. 
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:55:53 AM EDT
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Cuckold. This. Sissy wants to see his woman fucked. Proper. I got a call from my best friends dad when I was 18 to come over. Wanted me to fuck his wife who was hot as fuck (my friends stepmother) and wanted to watch. I locked him out of the room and smashed it for two hours straight. She was blowin me up non-stop after that. I confessed to my friend who was at Boot when it happened. He laughed and said yeah me too
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Posted: 3/8/2014 10:57:03 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Sissy wants to see his woman fucked. Proper. I got a call from my best friends dad when I was 18 to come over. Wanted me to fuck his wife who was hot as fuck (my friends stepmother) and wanted to watch. I locked him out of the room and smashed it for two hours straight. She was blowin me up non-stop after that. I confessed to my friend who was at Boot when it happened. He laughed and said yeah me too Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Cuckold. This. Sissy wants to see his woman fucked. Proper. I got a call from my best friends dad when I was 18 to come over. Wanted me to fuck his wife who was hot as fuck (my friends stepmother) and wanted to watch. I locked him out of the room and smashed it for two hours straight. She was blowin me up non-stop after that. I confessed to my friend who was at Boot when it happened. He laughed and said yeah me too Dear Penthouse forum.....
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Posted: 3/8/2014 11:00:32 AM EDT
[#48]
you should have gotten busy in a burger king bathroom
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Posted: 3/8/2014 11:02:16 AM EDT
[#49]
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Dear Penthouse forum..... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cuckold. This. Sissy wants to see his woman fucked. Proper. I got a call from my best friends dad when I was 18 to come over. Wanted me to fuck his wife who was hot as fuck (my friends stepmother) and wanted to watch. I locked him out of the room and smashed it for two hours straight. She was blowin me up non-stop after that. I confessed to my friend who was at Boot when it happened. He laughed and said yeah me too Dear Penthouse forum..... I know right. I swear on all that is holy this happened. Weird night for sure, but at 18 I'd fuck anything you put in front of me. |
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Posted: 3/8/2014 11:02:43 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: do you have a pool? |
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