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Posted: 1/20/2006 5:56:49 AM EDT
...Osama sends the US a message and says he's going to attack us again....but he offers a truce.
 Anyway, I thought it might be funny to solicit some whit and wisdom from the arfcom crowd  Here's someting I'd like to say to him: "There aren't any virgins in hell, Mother****er!"  |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 5:58:11 AM EDT
[#1]
5.56 holes make invisible souls....
I'd cap the mother fucker.....and put his head on a pole in my front yard.... |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:00:02 AM EDT
[#2]
I would call the JW's over and let them get in a Theological debate while I got my .45 ACP and the routing number for my bank (for that 25 Million).
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:01:29 AM EDT
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While it puts me in a minority group, I would actually like to sit down and talk to the guy for half an hour.
Before I filled his ass with 556 |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:03:30 AM EDT
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It would depend on which Glock I had on my person at the moment, if he'd get a 9mm or a .40 caliber "message".
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:04:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:04:24 AM EDT
[#6]
Knives come to mind
 , but I'm feeling nice today.oh, and the 25mil 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:04:45 AM EDT
[#7]
a double tap of .30 carbine softpoints to the chest, then an "anchor shot" to make sure he doesn't come back.
Then call GW up and ask for my 25 million. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:07:17 AM EDT
[#8]
10mm to his forehead. 165gr. 600+lbs @1400fps.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:07:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Something slow, bloody, painful, and loud, with HIM not enjoying it much.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:08:25 AM EDT
[#10]
Introduce him to Mr. Stihl...
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:08:32 AM EDT
[#11]
A slow and agonizing death,
I promise to inflict wounds on that bastard the world has never known, and then at the end, to shove pork down his throat and finally a nice taste of a knife sawing through his gullet. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:09:06 AM EDT
[#12]
There is definitely something to be said for that route too.... |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:09:45 AM EDT
[#13]
Call up some pipe-hittin' friends to come over with pliers and a blowtorch...
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:09:53 AM EDT
[#14]
He probably doesn't know English. I'd say "Do you speak Mozambique" and then help him translate.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:11:51 AM EDT
[#15]
Well... BYE!  |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:12:34 AM EDT
[#16]
BANG! x 10 (at least)
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:12:49 AM EDT
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My message would be a few dozen rounds from a Bushmaster. After that, I would piss on his bleeding corpse. Then I would gather all the gasoline and kerosened I could find and burn his bloody, piss-stained corpse. I would then gather the ashes and flush them down the toilet. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:13:15 AM EDT
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You guys are too nice.
.45 to each ankle to keep him close at hand. Then I'd break out my kids' .22lr and pop a hole every inch starting at the ankle and working up. I'd have the wife next to me as she's a nurse to keep him from bleeding to death. I'm thinking one hole for every soul lost on the planes and in the towers. Finally I'd pop a .17HMR to the nut sack (both sides) and one to the head to scramble his brains. I figure he'd still be alive long enough for me to collect my 25million. The reward is tax free right? |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:13:33 AM EDT
[#19]
me to. just to understand, and learn what i could. then shoot him. thrice. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:14:04 AM EDT
[#20]
I think we all would poop our pants first.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:15:08 AM EDT
[#21]
I would tell him he is a dick then kill him alot.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:15:13 AM EDT
[#22]
I would cuff him, chain him down, restrain him, etc. Then, turn on the video camera, on a tripod of course. Then I'd spend some time talking to him..picking his brain. Find out why he acts the way he does, who pissed in his corn flakes, etc. After my interrogation was satisfactory, I would (still in full view of the camera) see how many mag dumps a terrorist pig fucker like him can take before he's ripped completely in half.
This has been toned down a bit, as this is GD.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:16:20 AM EDT
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After I introduced him to my 1911, I would start screaming like those people on the Publishers Clearing House commercials. "25 MILLION DOLLARS!!!1!!!111"
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:18:00 AM EDT
[#24]
Jees you guys are so violent. I'd first give him a flower and then discuss the need for us to love and respect each other. I take him online to DU and show him how we all just want to get along.
 NOT. Two the the chest and one to the head! |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:19:42 AM EDT
[#25]
Shoot in face, reload and repeat, collect millions, be the hero of ARFCOM! Maybe even post a pic of him with an OWNED sign!
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:19:50 AM EDT
[#26]
In California I would probably be charged with murder for killing him.
 Personally I would like to do some torture tactics I have been thinking about (mostly psychological). However, it is logical to turn him in. Why? Because they could possibly "extract" information out of him. I'd also still get the reward. I'd also post pics. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:20:01 AM EDT
[#27]
I'd let me gun do the talking. He's wanted dead or alive, might as well turn him over dead.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:24:03 AM EDT
[#28]
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
That was for the Twin Towers you airplane crashin' sumbitch! |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:25:41 AM EDT
[#29]
I like this, A little torture never hurt noone 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:30:39 AM EDT
[#30]
die.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:35:15 AM EDT
[#31]
+1 |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:40:15 AM EDT
[#32]
I would actually have to restrain myself from killing him. Though it would be VERY tempting to put 2 to his chest and call the coreners, hes more valuable to the government alive. A MAJOR source of information for many large terrorist cells. after we clean house of all the other dirtbags, then id pop him. The 25 mil would also be nice =D
Plus im sure the CIA, NSA, FBI, and GW have MUCH better ways of making him suffer. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:42:14 AM EDT
[#33]
And some people think they have seen torture?
Yes, it would be tempting, and I'd have to restrain myself, to find out if he has ever seen a .45-70 from the wrong end before. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:46:22 AM EDT
[#34]
He'd be the first student in my "Effectiveness of Infidel Weapons" course.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:46:47 AM EDT
[#35]
Oh yeah, I would also put panties on his head.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:49:50 AM EDT
[#36]
Perhaps I would tie him up and ship him to Old_Painless for a Terrorists O Truth thread for ARFCOM. Then O_P and I could split the 25 million.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:52:52 AM EDT
[#37]
Head + Pike + Yard + Media
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:54:09 AM EDT
[#38]
.45 ACP 230 gr. Gold Dot Hollow Point.
If he's on my doorstep, I'm definitely in fear of imminent death or grievous bodily harm. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:55:24 AM EDT
[#39]
I'd say "I too BANG!! want a BANG BANG!!!!!! truce BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!"
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:56:30 AM EDT
[#40]
I don't want to talk you you! I just want BANG BANG BANG! 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 6:56:52 AM EDT
[#41]
On the doorstep? Close range?
I'd have to vote for the old Wingmaster and heavy gauge buck. Empty magazine, repeat until authorities arrive. 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:00:47 AM EDT
[#42]
Hey, pour some nice hot liquid lard down his throat?
That would really freak his fundamental ass out... Feed him bacon sammiches... Throw him in a pigsty like in Hannibal, and let the pigs eat him? As long as we are getting creative.... |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:02:40 AM EDT
[#43]
SEY HELLO TO MY LETTLE FRIEND!!
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:05:10 AM EDT
[#44]
I'd wrap the corpse in bacon first. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:05:24 AM EDT
[#45]
I'd have him go and pick out a pineapple
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:06:34 AM EDT
[#46]
Hello....POW! Clean up on front porch please!
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:06:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:09:29 AM EDT
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Yo homie... |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:09:37 AM EDT
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Break both arms, and both legs in multiple locations. Toothpicks forced under the fingernails (fresh out of bamboo). Go next door and find a propane torch (insert sequence from your imagination here). Force feed him some bacon and pork chops. Cuff his broken arms behind his back and hang him from the front porch by the chain on the cuffs, with approx. 50lbs hanging from both of his broken legs. Go grab a root beer, call the media, FBI, sit back on the porch and wait for my $25 million.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:12:31 AM EDT
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How about videotaping beheading bin laden and send it to al Jazeera to broadcast?
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